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Kaore

@kaore71.bsky.social
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Fiz’s papa. Extremely homosexual. Happily married. Monumentally liberal. Allergic to MAGA. I consume cheese like it’s a career.

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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Good morning everyone. Have the best day ever and never forget that the current president is an unhinged, jorts sharting, malignantly narcisstic pedophile.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Stephen Miller looks like a botched bris.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
If people dropped by my house unannounced at the rate they do on a soap opera, I’d go into witness protection. #GH
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
I cancelled Amazon back in December of 2024. It was like quitting drinking; the BUY NOW button released endorphins. Fortunately doing my microscopic part to save democracy releases more.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Last night’s @lawrenceodonnell.msnbc.com A-block was BRILLIANT!! Kudos!
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
#OBAMA2028
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
STOP SHOPPING AT AMAZON!!! I’m sorry that it’s inconvenient. You know what else is inconvenient? Losing our democracy! #AmazonSucks
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
If it was perfect they would have found the Epstein files.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Why is the “Steinmauer” logo on the wall in the visiting room like it’s a Home Depot? #GH
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Dear Antifa HQ: do you need my direct deposit info for the No Kings protest? According to every right wing microphone humping a-hole and Russian bots, we’re getting paid. Come on, I have a truckload of abortions to pay for.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Trump is 34 count felon lecturing the country about crime.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Trump lecturing on crime is like me lecturing on healthy eating choices.
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Adam Parkhomenko @adamparkhomenko.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Dear Universe, don’t you dare take Dolly and leave the insulation scalped fleshy bag of evil soaked bloat rot!!
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
Pam Bondi is Kristen Wiig’s impression of Elizabeth Hasselbeck
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
This pants sharting yam isn’t going to stop until his name or waddle is on every piece of this country.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
This is an example of a “dissenting view” that Bari Weiss would insist get equal time.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
Has anyone received the email regarding the fall Antifa cotillion?
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
If you cheered for this guy, you’re probably a Trumper.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Dear Citizens of Port Charles: How many people have to come back from the dead for you to stop being surprised by it? If I were you, I’d stop having funerals. Just go home and wait. #GH #GeneralHospital
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Or…how to manipulate the news cycle.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Did I miss something? Are you telling me a sitting congress person doesn’t have a lot of security? #GH
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Don’t scream about corporate greed and then continue using Amazon and getting coffee from Starbucks. Good talk.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Mike Johnson is that scary nanny that was sent to protect the devil kid in The Omen.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
There has to be some sort of down the road payoff for making Abi so completely unlikeable?? #Corrie
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Do we need a real id in Mattel?
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Ok…who’s the hunky bartender on #GH?
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
Quick! Everyone buy stock in Franzia! abcnews.go.com/US/trump-eyi...
abcnews.go.com
Trump appoints Fox News host Jeanine Pirro as top prosecutor in DC
President Donald Trump said he is appointing Fox News host and ex-prosecutor Jeanine Pirro as interim U.S. attorney for the District of Columbia.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
Merchant fees (the fees to use a credit card) are not new. Any businesses who are NOW upcharging customers for that are just straight up shady.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
What does Pete Hegseth have to do to get fired, wear a tan suit?
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
From the Steve Bannon school of layering. But for Bannon, it’s more to cover that he smells like an ashtray that has been rinsed in a urinal and kept in a hot car.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Noses so far up his ass, they could probably detect colon cancer.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 30/04/2025
Karoline Leavitt might actually be direct from the bowels of Hell.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
Those are the rules if I’m not mistaken.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
Got to the theatre early, now I’m playing the greatest time passing, people watching game, “Son or Boyfriend”.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 18/04/2025
Dear senators who think you can’t do anything, Today, Senator Van Hollen - through diplomatic pressure - got a meeting with Abrego Garcia in El Salvador. So that thing you’re thinking about doing? DO IT. ~ All of Us
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Your move authoritarian crime boss wannabe!
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
I want to care about rich celebrities going into space but I just…I lied; I DON’T care.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 14/04/2025
“Wrongly deported”?????? How is it the media have learned NOTHING about covering this regime?! He wasn’t wrongly deported, this was a racially motivated kidnapping.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 13/04/2025
I refuse to patronize restaurants or any business who upcharge their customers with a credit card fee. You chose to accept credit cards, that’s the cost of doing business.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 12/04/2025
People who are surprised that Bill Maher kissed the ring confuse me.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I didn’t know even know Marjorie Taylor Green was in town.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 09/04/2025
I’m sure he already has a bunker
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
I’m sure it’s just a coincidence…right?
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Jessie Waters is so obsessed with “masculinity”. I’ve got $20 that says he’s on Grindr.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
Those pants are bordering on tube top
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
People who refuse to talk about politics or who dance around it are MAGA. The saddest part is that they don’t talk about it because they know how completely despicable their views are.
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 05/04/2025
Stop listening to people who tell you to NOT look at your retirement accounts. Look at them! Voted for Trump, LOOK AT THEM! Didn’t bother to vote, LOOK AT THEM! Cast a “protest” vote for a different candidate because you didn’t like the way she laughed, LOOK AT THEM!
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Kaore @kaore71.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
I love public bathrooms that flatter me.
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