Sign in

Kane's Got Bite

@kanes-got-bite.bsky.social
175 followers 513 following 391 posts

Idk just some dumb, fat dog. I'm a Rotty, I'm old, I complain a lot. I'm a also a writer, musician, producer, editor, voice talent, noise maker. Pan Switch Puppy, adult content. 18+ ONLY www.instagram.com/kanes_got_bite?ig…

PostsRepliesMedia
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"good morning Miss *insert non skunk name here*"
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
When the system in place is designed to do that with PTO and sick days I'd say you're good to do what you want. Legally they can't fire you for it so who cares if someone is upset that you're sick.
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Door dash is the least customer friendly company I have ever encountered. That's really not surprising.
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
So you're saying Julie isn't real?
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beeper with the Bite.... Well I'll be....
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
There you go, thank you! Yes I know. Big meanie head.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Second warning.
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Get to work skunko. First warning.
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
That definitely made me laugh out loud awkwardly in my office so theres that lol
010
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I call you night neeper and I'm sticking to that
111
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The fuck? That's cheap as shit
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No you didn't......
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have overstimulated my vagus nerve far too much today.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's very real life sadly.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I woke up with something black and round and gooey in my eye and when I finally fished it out of my massively swollen eye, it disintegrated to paste. Am I cooked or what?
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I'm sorry .... Fish? Like we talking seabass?
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Post that shit!
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Disappears in Christmas
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
And just like that they disappeared for months ...
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
That's a very handsome alicorn man....
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Not a soul in this world!
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
When I was but a small pup, I once owned this on what the ancestors would call... a VHS tape.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The one who neeps in the night, duh
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
What's a neef?
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It's all about those leopard seals
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I'm just destined to be a work mom, picking up after my little minions forever.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
You need a screaming pillow.
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Good thing it'll be Tuesday
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kaleidoscopic vision is fucking weird. Like my eyes are tripping the fuck out. What is happening.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I truly do not like work small talk. Mundane and boring.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What if old yeller survived and wanted to take his revenge?
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
I just think they're neat.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Cskynet
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes scary, unexpected shit happens in life, we're all fragile, we all end. Be there for those you love and care for, time is precious and so are the connections we make.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I find it hard to believe that I'm the bad guy at my job for wanting full grown adults who's job it is to accurately count things to accurately count things. Weird.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
One of my favorite drawings of yours so far. I'm always so impressed by your talents.
110
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Being met with silence, I can only hear my thoughts.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where will you be when the beating heart stops forever? I'll be alone.
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Being yelled at by an orange cat for snugs. His chirps are so demanding lol
021
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Baby Bart clanging pots together
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Flops and Shows belly
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Am I'm debuting my first partial, Riggzy da Yeen!
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Happy birthday!
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A writer writes, always!
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Indeed you did lol
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
That's the thing tho, is the market for beanie babies booming at all? How many sales in today's market even are there that would garnish them being bootlegged I wonder.... I'm sure like the princess Diana bear is expensive and bootlegged all day, but I think the mouse you want will probably be legit
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This review for the Two Star bar in Ferndale is everything lol
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Wasn't sure if you could hear the blort
000
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Was she dropping a grumper?
100
Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
They shoulda had the door locked!
100