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Kane's Got Bite

@kanes-got-bite.bsky.social
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Idk just some dumb, fat dog. I'm a Rotty, I'm old, I complain a lot. I'm a also a writer, musician, producer, editor, voice talent, noise maker. Pan Switch Puppy, adult content. 18+ ONLY www.instagram.com/kanes_got_bite?ig…

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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Beeper with the Bite.... Well I'll be....
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have overstimulated my vagus nerve far too much today.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I woke up with something black and round and gooey in my eye and when I finally fished it out of my massively swollen eye, it disintegrated to paste. Am I cooked or what?
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I think I'm just destined to be a work mom, picking up after my little minions forever.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Kaleidoscopic vision is fucking weird. Like my eyes are tripping the fuck out. What is happening.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I truly do not like work small talk. Mundane and boring.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
What if old yeller survived and wanted to take his revenge?
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Sometimes scary, unexpected shit happens in life, we're all fragile, we all end. Be there for those you love and care for, time is precious and so are the connections we make.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I find it hard to believe that I'm the bad guy at my job for wanting full grown adults who's job it is to accurately count things to accurately count things. Weird.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Being met with silence, I can only hear my thoughts.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Where will you be when the beating heart stops forever? I'll be alone.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Being yelled at by an orange cat for snugs. His chirps are so demanding lol
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
A writer writes, always!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
This review for the Two Star bar in Ferndale is everything lol
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I never know what I'm doing anymore. Normal shit is confusing and weird.
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~Thᥱ hყρᥒo dᥲddყ~ (Kiba/Misery) @kibacreations.art · 16/07/2026
"Nightmare below water" I take the advantage to rest a little from the commissions (I'll return on monday with the next one!) So my next attack is for @panoptos.bsky.social I hope you like!!
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Longinius @longinius.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Finished giftart commission by @frostyarca9.bsky.social for @xilrayne.bsky.social of their beautiful unicorn OC Laomedeia! The playful allure of a unicorn mare is unparalleled. Especially when one is giving you this look...
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Today I become a yeen dad.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I'm bad at communicating.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
You've Zilla'd your last God.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Why is RoboCop so amazing? It's like a fever dream I want to revisit again and again.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
God... Am I really so old that Friday night hits and I'm ready for bed before 10? Fuck me that's lame.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Every day adds one more nail.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
The life of a work bun.... Make sure you eat it all, you're on the clock now.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
My social battery is already beyond empty today.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
I have a potential opportunity at work that once upon a time I would have leapt at.... But now.... I'm not so sure. I think I need to stop overthinking so much and just live my God damn life.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Just won my first dealers den auction. Guess I'm a yeen now.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
Done and done!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Dealers den admins PLEASE approve me! #furry #fursuit #doggo
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
How dare
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
My beans don't feel right.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Ahh Orchard Blossom.... Radiant and Devine. A kindred spirit you and I, who doesn't love a blonde beehive wig and a pink bow larger than your head? Happy pride month to all the queer folks! No matter what letter you fall into on the alphabet rainbow, you exist and you matter! #pride #pridemonth
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
My voice commands rooms with its timbre but the message is as loud as a mouse. My head is just as full of regret as it is empty of the truth. Never ending is the time I'll waste thinking about the years we shared. Shallow is the grave of my reflections. Time heals nothing. In the End, I am me.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Time to obsessively pull things off my face with tweezers.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
I want to be full dog. Now. Human brain dumb. I bork. Eat kibs. Seep.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Stupid sexy Flanders
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I think I might actually be losing my mind.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Last night was weird. Had the most violent dreams of assaulting myself. Like punching my own face and slamming myself into objects. I kind of thought I'd wake up with bruises and cuts all over my face. Griefs a real bitch.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
Weekend plans? Probably just complain a lot.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 28/05/2026
Does anyone know any protogens that this might fit into? Mogul base for the thiccness.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
"Hey did you know the monitor in your office is like.... Really big?" Yes, I use it every God damn day, of course I know it's big.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
No matter what door i scratch at I can't ever get let in. It's cold out here damn it.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Can anyone suggest a nice spot for a weekend getaway? I could use a vacay!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Chimken nuggies, magic cards, and Doobies. Happy holidays y'all!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Starts mowing the lawn: I like this and could see doing this every week. Finishes mowing the lawn: *hot, sweaty, basically a corpse* How I loathe this task at its core!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
This new "The Boroughs" show is pretty decent. It's got this "Golden Goonies" vibe that I can't help but find endearing as henk. And welcome back Geena Davis!
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
When a bear dates a horse it's a Magical world.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Maggie is one of the most underrated Simpsons characters. Her silence speaks volumes.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I'm tired boss.
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Kane's Got Bite @kanes-got-bite.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
It's been years since I've had a dream so profound and impactful, kinda rattled me when I woke up. It's weird the things your brain will put you through just to remember someone or something. While it was nice to have some old memories, at the same time I wish my brain would stop fucking with me.
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