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@kalsen.dk
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Another soul weighed down by gravity. I love to think about RPGs and manga. I make shitty edits, because that's how you keep things real. Here’s to hoping for a better world. 30+ / (He/him) / 🇩🇰 www.kalsen.dk

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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 3h
Yukihime > Evangeline
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boobs are progressive and feminist @bapaf.bsky.social · 6h
An excited, expectant Sil from the game Rance looks at the player expectantly. The player may select from the options:
- Kissing
- Ear-cleaning
- Kissing 2
- Kissing 3
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 3h
she’s preeetty great not the best girl tho
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 3h
well, fuck..
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 01/10/2026
all-time heavyweight champion
duchamps urinal
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 02/10/2026
I would be shocked if Remedy don’t have plans for a Control 3, but that feels like such a weird call considering it took them 7 years to make one sequel and the studio is constantly on the brink of running out of money.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 02/10/2026
Control Resonant feels like an interquel of sorts. A story inserted in front of the actual story. Ironically, that is the same issue MCU ran into, where everything comes off as a setup to something that isn’t the thing you bought a ticket to .
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 02/10/2026
Time to read UQ Holder
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
also you forgot Bill & Ted you philistine
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
me, only bringing kino to movie night: my gf: is keanu reeves a bad actor???
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
you can’t do me dirty like this after I give you the full kino tour
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
maybe this an appropriate time to say I enjoy your avatar I smile whenever it pops up on the tl
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
that just sound like a “win more” mechanic
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
hee ho
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
to be fair, that genuinely looks pretty good I want one
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Thinking about Slitterhead...
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
unforgivable that Keanu didn't take home the academy award
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
this will be me in 2031 when media has been banned and I have to smuggle 320 gigs of anime tiddies in my head for the resistance
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
wow he just like me fr
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Considering the image, I took it as "cop a feel" tbh
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Kurt from Zero Parades: For Dead Spies
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
“Cop This”…?
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Really, this is good advice for anyone wanting to look good
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
wind is the archetypal 'cutting' element though it's way more sharp than fire
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Beautifly's Air Slash Attack
ALT: Beautifly's Air Slash Attack
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Fire being sharp instead of Wind is how you can tell this was cooked up in a primitive society.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
I'll go out on a limb and say that there aren't any big reveals or stuff to build on from there. It reaffirms story beats hinted at in Control, but nothing new is added to the mix. I'll say that with the caveat that I haven't scoured the post-game or anything.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
I didn't touch on the writing in the review, so I'll just add that I liked Dylan's narrative. Resonant is weirdly much more introspective than the scope might suggest. It's really a character study (and a well written one imo). But it doesn't expand on the RCU or whatever.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 01/10/2026
Finished Control Resonant. I was cautiously optimistic about Resonant, but I don't want to sugar coat it: it's exactly what you'd fear seeing them go (semi) open-world with Control. To me, it's sadly a dud. Game is not bad, but it's not what I want from Remedy. backloggd.com/u/V0KAL/revi...
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V0KAL's review of Control Resonant | Backloggd
The most succinct way I can describe Resonant is »Control, but more«. My feelings on the first game is that it was a glass half-full kinda game. It gestured at a bigger scope than it could deliver on....
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
River Goddess so powerful she’s there twice.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
You did Chisame so dirty in your initial impression list that it hurt my soul lol
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Y’know, it isn’t as bad as it seems
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Hang in there
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Aren’t they in basically all the official materials nowadays? Like this was four years ago:
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Okay, you know what nevermind. I’m seeing people complain about having to explore in order to unlock traversal abilities, and that’s imo one of the few cool things the game does.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
I genuinely don’t understand. You wrote that progression is “gated by a side quest but it's one you aren't even told about”. But the game explicitly tells you to find Jesse in order to progress the main story AND it’s marked in your log as “Main Story”. So is the lack of a map marker the issue?
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
I’m not sure I understand your issue then? Are you annoyed by a lack of clarity on how to progress or that progression is gated behind exploring the world?
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Games are good
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Kinda crazy lineup considering how many titles must've moved out of GTA's way this year.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
If this wasn't a Remedy game, I'm not sure it would actually generate any discussion at all. Most interesting thing is whether you are disappointed or satisfied.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Seeing a lot of very definitive takes on Control 2 and idk man I guess I just don't find anything it doe to be particularly noteworthy enough to warrant controversy. Everything is serviceable. If you like it you like it.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
I understand not liking the game gating progression behind exploration, but I think it's a bit unfair to say they aren't upfront about it. It's listed right there as a Main Story objective in your quest log and you get a tutorial pop-up explaining how it works.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Uh, they are? There’s a quest log for finding all the Faults? They give the location of the first for free iirc and the rest you have to discover for yourself. But the game pretty explicitly prompts you to look for them, along with finding the Resonants
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 30/09/2026
Not sure if you missed it, but there’s a tutorial pop-up in the beginning that straight-up tells you that those sidequests give you traversal abilities.
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 29/09/2026
this is the most swedish thing I've seen my entire life
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 29/09/2026
ty for your service o7
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 29/09/2026
it's pretty silly, yeah
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 29/09/2026
I clearly underestimated my Swedish cousins, who are apparently way better at being pan-scandic than I am.
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Peytral @peytral.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
>anime title discourse
tumblr post by gerardwaist:
people b saying things so definitively. like man i think it depends
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vkalsen @kalsen.dk · 29/09/2026
oh this is not just an Portuguese thing My go to example in Danish is Big Trouble in Little China, which was localized as "Who does the Chinese jump for?" And before you ask, no, it doesn't make any more sense in Danish.
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