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Craig Stout

@kalophoenix.bsky.social
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Live life. Be kind.

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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
NO WAY VANDALS
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Thomas Gafford year (this is an abysmal jersey number for the Chiefs)
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
James Jamerson is the most significant figure in music.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Film you've watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Star Trek, Star Wars, LOTR, Marvel, Disney, or Ghibli.
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The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
ALT: The Secret Life Of Walter Mitty
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Fireable punt, imo
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
41 total yards in 10 drives. One of those drives went for 43 yards.
Broncos vs Raiders drive chart showing 10 total drives, 3 total points, and 41 total yards.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Non-kneeldown rushes KC: 115 yards, 4.6 YPC DET: 98 yards, 4.3 YPC Would not have even had this close pre game.
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
chris jones with the effort of the year
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Tier 1 cBAT Marco Wilson! He broke the formula!
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Tucker D. Franklin @tuckerdfranklin.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Big Bob Booster Club 👕 shopsleepyboy.com/collections/...
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
The answer to life, the universe, and everything.
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Ryan Scott Hall @ryanscotthall.bsky.social · 08/07/2025
My wish list for 25-26 is a mix of supplies like notebooks, paper and puzzles, as well as care cart items like tissues, lotion, sanitizer, and so forth. With your help, both my classroom and my students will be fully equipped for the year. Please consider donating! www.amazon.com/registries/g...
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25-26 Classroom Wish List | Amazon Gift List
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
I bought and ate one of Rick Rubin's Wagyu Ribeyes because someone didn't show up to his dinner meeting across the restaurant from where I was sitting.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 01/06/2025
Max wyd
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Public at the Brickyard's Cuban Sandwich The Anchor's Cheddar Ale Soup Horizon's Coquilles St Jacques
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
@kentswanson.bsky.social when did cam start hosting the podcast?
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 23/01/2025
Be kind. Give a shit. Try to be a helper. ♥️
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
He's playing out of his goddamn mind right now
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
The Chiefs defense is currently 6th in the NFL in points allowed. The gap to them and 1st place (Los Angeles Chargers) is 14 points. The Chiefs have played one more game than the other 5 teams in front of them. 👀
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
ONE SEED WITH A WEEK LEFT IN THE SEASON MOST WINS IN FRANCHISE HISTORY ROUNDING INTO FORM BY HANDILY BEATING TWO PLAYOFF TEAMS DON'T LET EM TELL YOU IT WASN'T PRETTY ENOUGH, LET THOSE TAKES FLYYYTYY
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
What did I get you for Christmas that’s right TWO THUMBS DOWN
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
ONLY NEEDED ONE OF EM
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
people tried to say Saquon wasn't special enough to be worth the pick
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 22/12/2024
Insane throw by Burrow
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Yawn. EZ dub. (Please be okay, Tank Dell)
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Not gonna lie, these are hard to beat
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Today: Fresh sweet rolls Shortbread cookies w/ strawberry glaze Raspberry Cheesecake
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 11/12/2024
I travel to eat and of all the places I've hit, I've somehow missed Miami. Probably because I'd die from cuban sandwich consumption
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Hey there, @kcsportsnetwork.bsky.social, wanna hang out tonight?
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Football media is just "look at this random outlier stat that proves the Chiefs shouldn't be 12-1" on repeat right now. Let's just fast forward to the playoffs so we can see if they're right or if KC does it again.
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Peter Yadrich @peterwhygolf.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Patrick Mahomes is .500 when losing at any point in the 4th quarter, easily the best in NFL history. Jeff Fisher would kill for that type of .500 record
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
AFC WEST CHAMPS HOME PLAYOFF GAME LOCKED TWO GAMES UP ON THE 1 SEED WINNING UGLY >>> LOSING PRETTY
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
BECAUSE WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T IT DOINK AND STILLLLLLLL
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
I know it would have been tough, but the back shoulder on third down to Adams right before the last Jets field goal could have ran an additional 40 seconds off the clock if he drops a knee immediately. Would have left Miami w/ 0:15 left and no timeouts on the kick. Instead, the Jets lose in OT.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
Not gonna lie, it would be absolutely hilarious if the Chiefs got functional play from off-the-street DJ Humphries and Steven Nelson plus Hollywood Brown returning, rounding this team into peak form right as the playoffs hit. 🤣🤣🤣
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charles (west coaster) mcdonald @fourverts.bsky.social · 08/12/2024
youtube tv multiview legacy drives
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homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
ALT: homer simpson is standing in front of a car with a backpack on his back .
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
EVERY. GAME.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 07/12/2024
End of a ridiculously tough week, mercifully. Be kind and considerate to each other. ♥️
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 03/12/2024
Y'all can't imagine what wretched dreck could come out of Chiefs/Browns in our near future
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
BOI HOWDY JUSTIN TUCKER STINKS
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 01/12/2024
Do Skycast every game
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
Legit angry GT didn't go for 2 there
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 29/11/2024
I am still laughing so damn hard
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
I think football coverage in general spends too much time on margins of victory that they lose sight of actual wins sometimes.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Can't wait to hear about how the Chiefs are awful all week because they won a game they never trailed against a 3 win team... ...and nothing about Washington and Houston ACTUALLY losing to 2 and 3 win teams.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
A week off of work starts...NOW
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Conner Christopherson @connerdkc.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
Nevermind they are paying him $4.5m for 1/3 of the season. He's starting ASAP lmao.
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Craig Stout @kalophoenix.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
That is STARTER money at this point of the season. Chips are all the way in for a threepeat.
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