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Kal

@kalfpl.bsky.social
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Beer, banter and bad opinions 🍻 Love a bit of Football, Darts, Golf and Poker whilst I’m not stressing about FPL (And I’m shit at all of them)

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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 1h
Out on the beers before Argyle so early team! Schade in for squirtz and Ode in for Tzolis. Debated wildcard. Debated freehit. Used both FT instead and taking a gamble on Schade captain cause why the fuck not as a newly fledged Brentford fan!! Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yh bro I’m sweet. Miss you in the chat
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Wow. Unbelievable pics mate 🍻☀️
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crazy how easy it is to score goals when the ball is passed forward and fast. Who would have known!!
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Kovacic 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
And it worked out 💪
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’m happy with it
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s keep the greens coming bro 💪
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Good luck mate 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s av it people! Rogers this weeks skipper after a brilliant midweek performance. Brought Konsa in to replace my hero, Super Slab. Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Still not visible on the table tho 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Ouch. As a Haaland only owner. It does make me quite happy to see the chaos
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Shit. That’s what I meant 😅 same sentiment applies 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whattttt. Foden Cherki and NOR apparently not starting.
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Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
ALT: Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All you bastard wilcarders!! You better stay away from my Isak
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Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
ALT: Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Locked and loaded bitches. Did Le Fee to Rogers early cause of prices and also Palestra to De Cuyper as unfortunately he didn’t end up being my superstar diff. Few quid still in the bank. Triple captain on Haaland and whatever else people put. Good luck everyone 🍻🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Fuming mate
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck me
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
If you makes you feel any better. I have also captained Mbeumo and accidentally left VC on Kinsky
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Did you mean to captain Mbeumo?👀
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Olmo @omhays.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RULES - OFFICIAL: 1. No changes made to team after GW1 deadline. No transfers, manual subs, cap changes, chips. 2. You are NOT allowed to play a chip in GW1 either. Breach of rules by default leads to immediate expulsion from league. Ps. Anything else? @ me if I've forgotten something. 3/n ⬇️
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let’s go people. We are OFFICIALLY BACK!! Oh how I have missed some proper football! Here’s the team. No Bruno. Mbeumo 🧢. Little bit of this. Little bit of that. Bosh! Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Was joking after Cala and Tzolis performance today 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Think I’ll go White and Madueke
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I hope not
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Currently draft for the TL Haven’t been active in a while How are we good people??
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
GET MBEUMO ON PENALTIES
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He will start and score
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'
ALT: Jeremy Renner as Mike McLusky: 'I told you so'
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Columbia with there vest of cocaine for the hydration break.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How has that gone in 😂 Keeper. Have a word 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No matter the nation. There’s always some nobhead attention seeker who has to be a pick me during a moments silence.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
MASTOURIIIIIII.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Thinking the same. Need to know as to whether to switch
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I mean fair enough they’ve booked him for sim. But imagine Paraguay had scored 😂 the corruption shouts would have gone even crazier
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Good start for your boys
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jesus Christ. Katy Perry sounded dreadful 😂 crowd was buzzing
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Couldnt even make a ham sandwich with what was offisde
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yes Fodens was disallowed but the non call up boys making a point. Gibbs white. Goal Palmer. Goal Foden goal (disallowed) by a slither of an assist cheek. Bowen. Goal Still backing Tuchel tho!! Gonna be proper English and sing his praise till he fucks it and then his head belongs on a skewer!!
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I didn’t in most cups mate 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
I know. Rough one. At least they beat Liverpool tho 😉🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First time since gw23 I benched him 🥲
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What the fuck is football. Grow up. Imagine showing ya kids the highlights and you’re throwing ya self on the floor like you’ve just been shot.
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Nathaniel Richards @kangtc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@mikemahoney.bsky.social 90th 😱
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Fair play 👏
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So it was Wood all along
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
GW34 🔒 FH Activated ✅ Salah 🧢 Now we pray 🙏 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
I have 8 in my current
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
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