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Kal

@kalfpl.bsky.social
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Beer, banter and bad opinions 🍻 Love a bit of Football, Darts, Golf and Poker whilst I’m not stressing about FPL (And I’m shit at all of them)

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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Let’s av it people! Rogers this weeks skipper after a brilliant midweek performance. Brought Konsa in to replace my hero, Super Slab. Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Whattttt. Foden Cherki and NOR apparently not starting.
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Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
ALT: Trying Not To Laugh: Zoom In
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
All you bastard wilcarders!! You better stay away from my Isak
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Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
ALT: Back Off, Bitch! Frank Reynolds
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Locked and loaded bitches. Did Le Fee to Rogers early cause of prices and also Palestra to De Cuyper as unfortunately he didn’t end up being my superstar diff. Few quid still in the bank. Triple captain on Haaland and whatever else people put. Good luck everyone 🍻🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Fuck me
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Olmo @omhays.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
RULES - OFFICIAL: 1. No changes made to team after GW1 deadline. No transfers, manual subs, cap changes, chips. 2. You are NOT allowed to play a chip in GW1 either. Breach of rules by default leads to immediate expulsion from league. Ps. Anything else? @ me if I've forgotten something. 3/n ⬇️
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Let’s go people. We are OFFICIALLY BACK!! Oh how I have missed some proper football! Here’s the team. No Bruno. Mbeumo 🧢. Little bit of this. Little bit of that. Bosh! Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Think I’ll go White and Madueke
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Currently draft for the TL Haven’t been active in a while How are we good people??
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
GET MBEUMO ON PENALTIES
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Columbia with there vest of cocaine for the hydration break.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
How has that gone in 😂 Keeper. Have a word 😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
No matter the nation. There’s always some nobhead attention seeker who has to be a pick me during a moments silence.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
MASTOURIIIIIII.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
I mean fair enough they’ve booked him for sim. But imagine Paraguay had scored 😂 the corruption shouts would have gone even crazier
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Jesus Christ. Katy Perry sounded dreadful 😂 crowd was buzzing
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
Yes Fodens was disallowed but the non call up boys making a point. Gibbs white. Goal Palmer. Goal Foden goal (disallowed) by a slither of an assist cheek. Bowen. Goal Still backing Tuchel tho!! Gonna be proper English and sing his praise till he fucks it and then his head belongs on a skewer!!
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
First time since gw23 I benched him 🥲
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
What the fuck is football. Grow up. Imagine showing ya kids the highlights and you’re throwing ya self on the floor like you’ve just been shot.
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Nathaniel Richards @kangtc.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
@mikemahoney.bsky.social 90th 😱
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
So it was Wood all along
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
GW34 🔒 FH Activated ✅ Salah 🧢 Now we pray 🙏 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Gw33 🔒 3/3ft (-4) ♻️ Mbeumo > Cherki Maguire > NOR Andersen > Struijk Ekitike > JP JP 🧢 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Gw32 🔒 Rolling to 3ft ♻️ Bruno 🧢 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
27pts from 4 players. And Bruno is 26 of them 🙃👍
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
GW31 🔒 Rolling the transfer. Bruno 🧢 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gonna be howling tonight. Up the wolves 😂😂
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Gw29 🔒 Rice > KDH Kroupi > Ekitike Ekitike 🧢 Hopefully a better gameweek than the last. Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Gw28 Toyed with the idea of benching Gabriel. Missed deadline. Benched Gabriel 😅 wish me luck!! Sa > Kelleher Sanchez > Darlow Palmer > Mbeumo Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
What a goal from Stach. Take a bow son
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Gw27 🔒 Mane > Thiago Timber > Andersen Palmer 🧢 Can we make it 3 huge greens in a row!! Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
Another good week for me. Bench boost wasn’t the best success but Hill saved it slightly for me. Almost into the top 100k How did everyone get on??
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Think FPL have had a stroke.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
Sa the unsung hero. Can’t wait to watch MOTD on that one.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Shaw needs to find a new job
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Gw26 🔒 No changes for me and burning a transfer. Rice 🧢 Bench Boost ACTIVE! Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
What a gameweek. Palmer captain worked out a treat. First triple digit GW 💪 Almost a 400,000 green.
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Savage that JP won both penalties but 2 penalties by my captain. United 2-0. What a day
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Gw25 🔒 Rolling to 5ft’s Palmer 🧢 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
@bencrellin.bsky.social how many DGW after 26 you think might happen?
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
gw24 🔒 Wildcard has been activated. Really was not happy with my team and here is where I have ended up. Attacking big in the middle as not really a fan of any forward options currently. Late swap of JP and Mbeumo > Palmer and Kroupi. Hopefully it pays off. Bruno 🧢 Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
Ended the gameweek on 32 points. An all time low. Not happy with my team. Wildcard has been activated with BB 26 in mind. Hope everyone had a better gameweek than me!!
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 25/01/2026
29pts with Pickford to play. On track for the worst gameweek ever. Also, Dorgu is now starting every week!!!
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
Gw23 🔒 So apparently there was leaks. And apparently I missed them 😅 Haaland 🧢 and Foden VC Gonna have to rely on Cunha and Pickford again. Good luck everyone 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
Is it greedy wishing Pickford got just 1 more save 🤷‍♂️ Cheers big man for saving my gw 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
🥲
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
CMONNN. CUNHA YOU BEAUTY. THISIS THE MAN UNITED WE LOVE
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Dorgu on the bench stings like a bitch but Cunha return and looking like 3 points and a Haaland blank is fucking beautiful 🍻
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Kal @kalfpl.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Linesman is pissing me off. Who put him there
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