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this is ethically sourced melanie martinez

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lorne needs to have my bf and i join the snl crew because we know what the people want

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LETS GET THIS BREAD MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

i still can’t believe i got to see this cast on broadway. one of the best pieces of live theatre i’ve ever seen

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my job is so fun. i just get to listen to asmr and google shit

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

hey you little piss baby, you think you’re so fucking cool, huh? you think you’re so fucking tough? you talk a lot of big game for someone with such a small truck! aw, look at those arms, your arms look so fucking cute they look like little cigarettes! i bet i could smoke you, i could roast you, and

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

this was all my friends @ me when i was 16

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i love my job :3 i’m locked tf in rn

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IF TOMORROW YOU WONT BE MIIIINE, WONT YOU GIVE IT TO ME ONE LAST TIIIME

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ITS FUCKING FRIDAY BITCHES!!!!! MINION MAIN EVENT TONIGHT @gaypuffin.gay @edgeworth.gay

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

i love them so bad i’m SICKKKK

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i can’t wait until my bf can grow his beard back again 😩😩

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

if i could snap my fingers and erase any band’s problematic past… it would 10000% be all time low. if only i could see them live again…. 💔💔

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it’s crazy how i can feel out of my mind insane for 48 hours and then suddenly just feel fine 😭 what is my brain doing. like i was spiraling so bad and then i just.. snapped out of it LMAO

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

lowkey still a banger (fuck boyinaband tho)

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

usually i’m not someone who’s anxious that everyone secretly hates them (at least not since high school) but that’s what i’m starting to feel like again and i do not like it!!!!!

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my bf keeps me sane fr. love that man. idk what i’d do without him

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watching matpat play fnaf world.. feels like seeing an ex 💔 mat come back we miss u

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my car also almost ran out of gas and it was MONSOONING and i was in my favorite shirt (which is not black shockingly) and was so scared it was gonna get ruined but thank hod i made it to the gas station and had an umbrella

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

between grocery shopping, dinner, gas, and EVERY FUCKING BILL AND SUBSCRIPTION THAT I HAVE COMING OUT OF MY BANK ACCOUNT TODAY, i’ve spent like $300 😀 that’s awesome

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this is absolutely one of the best ptv songs. ITS SO FUCKING GOOD

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

everything i’ve posted in the past week has just been music lol oops, i yearn for airbuds

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

inject this song into my blood stream intravenously

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

muse infused this song with straight crack

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kale 🍃 @kalenotcabbage.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

HAPPY THURSDAY LETS GET THIS FUCKING BREAD MOTHERFUCKERS

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before my first therapy appointment i should just send my therapist this song cos like yeah this is how i feel 24/7

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maybe one of the realest songs from any musical ever

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i need christian borle BIBLICALLY!!!!!!!!

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forever grateful that i got to see this cast on broadway !!!!! minus josh groban because he’s a little bitch and had to miss the show i attended (but his understudy was arguably even better)

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i’m so happy to be back at work :D

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