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🐨 Kalendil 🦘

@kalendil.bsky.social
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Big cat, sometimes dog! 18+ only. 🌈 af Icon: @taoren.bsky.social

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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 7h
I know someone who could use this for the intended purpose...
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 9h
Such tasteful thiccness 🥵🥵🥵
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Otters
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
A sample of @barkitect.bsky.social's thoughts on Shredder: "It's like temu Wolverine" 💀
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Most of the X OST has permanent residency in my brain 🥰
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Jads @jads-i-rutan.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Pro tip for retail interactions: become big and intimidating to win
A sketched scene of two anthro red pandas raising arms to be big and intimidating at each other. One is saying, "I want to speak to your manager." The other is replying, "I AM the manager." They are in an electronics shop and other customers mill about in the background.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
birthday tiger 😸🎉
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Suddenly realized that what I really want from anything "agentic" is just for samnelon to get into a burly brawl and destroy each other.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
When the voice-only intensely niche nerdy game streamer does a face reveal and they turn out to be a massive powerlifter bear who squats 500lbs as warmup sets 👀🥵
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I do the FA+ thing because I'd rather my decisions about which furry art to look at aren't completely at the whims of payment processors.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Super funds are dodgy af, I know of one that didn't accept a death certificate as an official document for certifying death.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Happy birthday!!!
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The headache from a spinal tap changed how I think about life
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That were-lion 🔜 MAL DC @tehknuxlight.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
HEY! Finishing up the last couple YCH, opening up for a batch of BREAK TIME YCH! (Because we all deserve to on company time) Will be full color They’re $90 each for the base version (+$20 for the messy version) If interested shoot an email and refs to therantinglion717@protonmail.com
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
See you later, North America
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What an amazing weekend, even with the rain. 🚐 crew: @pogotter.bsky.social @reijisensei.bsky.social me @temba.bsky.social
Four friends wearing left to right a red rubber pup hood, black rubber panther hood, blue pup hood with neon plastic glow stick nose ring, and orange pup hoodThe Columbia River Gorge as seen from the gorge amphitheatre hilltop, with stage in viewThe entry gate sign to ABGT 700
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Oh no, he's hot 🥴
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Grim @ladria.fr · 08/09/2026
Despite being the biggest cats, tigers love swimming. Especially when it's so goddamn hot outside 🥵 🎨 : @pandabeto.bsky.social
Grim, a Siberian tiger with status stripes, getting out of a pool, standing his arms as he gets out.
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🔸Bazteki🔸BLFC Dealer 404 @bazteki.com · 07/09/2026
The will of the heart ❤️‍🔥
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Lez go
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Two nights in Chicago and I've walked through more webs than in four years in Australia
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
👅
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
🥵
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The ocean is too damn big. 🛫
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Hey🥴
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
😭
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
lmao
The trolley car problem with Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner. The trolley car defies the laws of physics and slams into Wile E. Coyote.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Zhao has to start his morning routine early. Not that it ever finishes, but it takes him a couple hours to mentally readjust to the newly hightened sensations each day~ 🎨: @kodraws.art
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Tiger facts: "Optimus Prime just died" was my first fiction-derived traumatic experience. And now here we are again, but all too real this time.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ahhh dammit
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
*hugs*
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
It's all based on this thing that exists in US law, where a corporation counts as a person for everything except when it's time for someone to go to jail.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
SPAace ;_;
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
"Andor" theme music plays... www.scotusblog.com/2026/08/supr...
scotusblog.com
Supreme Court allows Trump administration to move forward with order imposing restrictions on mail-in voting
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Among other things, currently on my mind is...what is my purpose in living here? Like, besides the socialized healthcare, the climate, and the fact that I have a job here while the US job market disintegrates behind the scenes, what am I trying to do here?
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Per kg, of lean body mass
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Bed dilemmas.... Queen Murphy vs double platform vs queen platform but no room for my desk/computer 😵‍💫
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Yeahhhhhhh
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CocoEagle @cocoeagle.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I cannot express this any better.... the frustration is real
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I really need to get that teleporter working hnnngggggg 🤤🤤🤤
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is by far the smallest room I've ever lived in. King bed days are behind me for sure; hopefully ahead of me, too, but definitely not here right now 🫠
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I'd be glad to help out 🥴
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Been sending out laptops, iPhones, and Jabra headsets in backpacks for a year and I'm bored. How do I advance from this warehouse job disguised in an ITIL description 😭
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When a yt video has an unusual word repeated several times, and then you get songs with that word recommended to you 🙄
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
This, loud, in the dark. It's that kind of night, yeah. youtu.be/m4kzofWOxDk?...
youtu.be
Grieg: Peer Gynt (Death of Aase) - Solomon Grey's Paradise Lost Remix
YouTube video by ReworksVEVO
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Ah yes, the part where I realize I've lost my mental image of my future and just go through the motions of survival while I sit in existence's waiting room.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I'll see myself out.
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
He's grrrrrreyscale!
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Did that film meme, got so many damn bots, yeah no no thanks
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🐨 Kalendil 🦘 @kalendil.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Can't be an antisocial reclusive hermit forever...
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