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Kalanai 🇨🇦

@kalanai.bsky.social
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Hi! My name is Angie (she/her is fine). Fandom Auntie. Canadian 🇨🇦, Gaming geek, loves dogs and cats, DCC, FUCK MAGA , ffxiv, Wheel of Time (books and series), OG Wicked fan

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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 9h
Stop fear mongering the election. It’s not helping.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 9h
Pedo whining about the Nobel prize reminds me of that simson’s ep where they are nagging their dad about going to Mount Splashmore and he says yes to shut them up. Couldn’t find the gif so have this one. Enough whining he thinks he will get it.
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Spongebob Talk to My Hand Meme
Alt: Spongebob Talk to My Hand Meme
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10h
Being a president doesn’t give you Carte Blanche to be a monster, you pedo
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10h
And that’s why we know the assassination “attemots” were fake. Hes gonna post about the nobel 5 times a day till he dies. Also the first one was way too choreographed w blocking for a perfect pic
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10h
Omg shut up you baby
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 11h
I can’t stop giggling. I saw a vid where pedo goes off track and pics up a note little Marco slides to him. Pedo reads the damn thing out loud (get back to Chevron) and if looks could kill lil Marco would have assassinated pedo. It was on fb and I can’t stop giggling.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 11h
Haha. What was with that pose? It’s like she wanted to touch him w her crotch but couldn’t stand the smell
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 12h
DCC starts filming next year so keep an ear out for more casting!!
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 12h
Maga think the doj have the only copy of the Epstein files. Nope. If they get destroyed we have copies.
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Leo @leok123.bsky.social · 12h
Exactly how 80% feel about the POS.
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4fuxake @blueheartedly1.bsky.social · 13h
Truth 👇
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 13h
Sigh. Add it to the list
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 14h
Yasssss. Now we need Donut, an obvious choice
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 14h
I’m not just angry at the pedo and his enablers, I’m almost more angry at the people sitting on their thumbs, doing once quarterly marches which are basically parties, and not much else. Sorry but it’s true and it’s gonna take a while to forgive.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 15h
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 15h
Oh btw boobie check and ultrasound is clear. Sadly that doesn’t answer to the pain in my lower abdomen. I don’t have a uterus anymore.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 15h
Oh new kkk media clone dropped. They look alike and their names say it all.
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Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 16h
KKK
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 16h
I just got an upgrade last year and it’s working perfectly fine. I only update when it’s renewal time. And I think after a decade and a half I may leave apple. They take credit for 10 year old tech.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 16h
He doesn’t know what indelible means.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 16h
Ugh even Santa is a mess in this timeline
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 17h
The fact he thought he was even in the running
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
https://www.instagram.com/hoodfinch?utm_source=ig_web_button_share_sheet&vrfl=ZDNlZDc0MzIxNw==
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 17h
To leave the country perhaps? What a coward.
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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ladies and gentlemen, the weekend 😌 @craigweekends.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m not sure if I’ll be able to, but I think I’ll delete the app for the 2 weeks before the election. 1) not my circus, not my clowns 2) my mental health is unstable at best atm. I had to up my anxiety meds cause of that fucker 3) I should wean myself off anyway. Never know when we are discon
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
You will not break me. - Crawler Carl
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KittyKatGirl😻🙏💞🐞 @mary1kathy.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Professor Darkness @professordarkness.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Consequences? CONSEQUENCES?
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🇨🇦 NanaGale @nanagale.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yikes. Shit gets real when they close
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Agnes of Caerbanogg 🐇🐹🦜🐈‍⬛ @agnes-bunnypants.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
If me saying Artificial Intelligence means I am an enemy of this regime, so be it. Artificial Intelligence, Artificial Intelligence, Artificial Intelligence. Suck it fascists.
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Tongue Out Cat Cat Tongue
ALT: Tongue Out Cat Cat Tongue
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Well it could keep people distracted putting stuff together. But it’s a good idea
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
That ass alone is 230. My hubby is 230 and he’s def not that big
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
this isn't who we used to pretend to be
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grace under pressure @persisting.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Napoleon enjoying his dream Churu (sound on for the tiniest little smacking sounds)
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Introducing the next mar a lago face
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I don’t even want to see it if it was king pedo himself. That does something to you r brain
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
We don’t cook Thanksgiving. We just order from Swiss Chalet cause it’s just two of us
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
These people sticking up to pedo now only do it cause they know his power is flagging.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
At least we are doing something about it
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
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Finding Nemo He Touched The Butt
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I noticed he’s getting more unhinged than normal
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I started a war I can’t stop! Give me the peace prize dammit! As soon as he dies, I would laugh my ass off if Iran is like ok let’s talk.
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Tobique Mike🇨🇦 @tobiquemike.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As Canadian thanksgiving approaches what I’m most thankful is for is that I’m not an American.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Boom
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I know acab but this is just a sweet interactions. And good boys and girls are exempted.
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Kalanai 🇨🇦 @kalanai.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Yeah glad mark didn’t get it at least this year cause he would punish us somehow which makes no sense.
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