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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

If i had a nickel for every time that guy compared Jesus to a mustang, I'd have two nickels - which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

That one shot was fucking epic!

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Apparently, Fortnite wants to extract @emmathorne.bsky.social.

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Just one big misspoke.

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Fucking hell! It's an entire video!

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This is an interesting diagnosis that I hadn't heard of before. Do you have to get tested the same way yiu would for narcolepsy and then they can see the difference on the tests?

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

How does the testing work? I have suspected for years that I might be on the cusp of narcolepsy and have considered getting tested.

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

What the fuck are the other 29% doing differently? I really want to know.

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

I think we all know who needs to show up:

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The serpent already took care of that. Besides, every red-blooded "real" man knows that women can only experience pleasure in the throes of childbirth.

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God, I loved that show!

Yeah... I can't type for shit apparently... *what gave me a shred of hope

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This makes me stupid happy!

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But not a single one with the Toddler-in-Chief. The state Republican booth has also always had cardboard cutout of him to take your picture with but not a trace of him at their booth. I know it's a small thing to see as a victory but I'm taking the good where I can find it.

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

You know what have me a she of hope today? I went to my state's State Fair today. Normally, there is a booth just selling flags & every year for a decade, there jave been flags with You-Know-Who all over the booth. This year, not a single one. There were still plenty with right-wing catchphrases...

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I think Susan has learned her lesson...

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

And a majority of the states to approve if memory serves (which is why the ERA still isn't a thing).

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Hearing that dumb ass talk like that and then, less than 3 minutes later, hearing Bessent call the left a bunch of overwducated underachievers is some insane whiplash.

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Fuck that skinsuit! This entire administration is nothing but underachievers!

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

Why do they all look... damp...

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Then let's all donate our of Lego to him so he can sit in the Oval Office & build.

I'm at peak pandemic levels of just... funk since Tuesday.

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I feel this in my bones. Had a small crash out tonight and still feel like I need to do a lot more processing.

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How are you guys doing? Just wanting to check in because this month (and especially this week) has been... rough.

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Me: I mean... That's not what was requested... Reaper: What about an 80 year old who everyone knows? Dolly Parton? Me: ... Reaper: Okay. I've got an 80 year old man from Home Alone 2. Tim Curry! Me: Can I please get a different shopper?

Stolen from a friend of mine: Grim Reaper (Male Instacart shopper Edition): I heard you wanted someone from Home Alone 2 so I took Catherine O'Hara. Me: That's not an acceptable substitute. Reaper: Okay. So I understand you wanted a Republican politician so I took Lindsey Graham.

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I bet they wouldn't have died when she was so young if they had access to affordable, quality healthcare.

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At this point the Reaper is just fucking with us, right?

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Be careful! I talked to someone just like this 15 years ago, and I have been an accountant ever since!

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I know I have mentioned this already but, if anyone on here doesn't play Fortnite and is willing to do the Hondo quest thing in the app for Smuggler's Run, I think you get codes to use in Fortnite. I would LOVE it if someone hitting the parks would be willing to give me their codes. Thanks!

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

It's an Eye of Ender in the middle:

Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Screw that! I want a "Same Old Raccoon Bar"!

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

As an avid Fortbite player, I am just going to throw this out there right now: If anyone in here gets one of the codes for the Fortnite skin and doesn't plan to use it, I would LOVE to redeem it. Thank you in advance!

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

She added, "I think ICE has learned their lesson."

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

I used to believe that he was a real-life Tony Stark who would save us all. Never imagined that he was the worst of Justin Hammer & Lex Luthor rolled into one.

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

I'd love it if we just kept the ones from this season and didn't have to grind forever to get new ones. Unless the new ones were retro game themed. In that case...

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Kaitu @kaitu.bsky.social · 24/07/2026

Also, someone needs to open a strip club across the street from that place. They would make a mint!