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Kaitlyn Jeffers

@kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social
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indigenous basterd (swo dakota). puncánaigh. does comedy. writes for ✨ tv✨. this is a pic of me on the sidewalk. enjoy my BS!

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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The only Steven King book I've ever read was 'On Writing', a horrifying tale about how you need to finish writing something and actually get vulnerable and put it out there.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
It's been a while since I logged on here. I've begun using Substack in an attempt to reconnect with myself as a writer, and rediscover my creative self. Check it out if you're into that sort of thing! substack.com/@indigenousb...
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Kaitlyn Jeffers | Substack
tv writer, indigenous basterd, puncánaigh, recreational degenerate gambler.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Let’s go Dodgers
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Instead of follower count they should base casting on whether or not you beat GTA5 100%
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Is the industry going to finally stop using follower count as a hiring/casting metric? Because I don't really want to invest time and energy into something that is being used to train AI and steal content, and learn how to manipulate an algorithm that is mostly bots, to write jokes for TV.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 03/08/2025
Before chatGPT we used to write our thoughts in a journal and throw it into a fire.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
He has a debilitating disease and that’s why his concert sucks!
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 29/07/2025
If we’re just suing bands I would like to sue Green Day for ruining my life.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
Finally some good news. www.hollywoodreporter.com/tv/tv-news/g...
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‘The Gilded Age’ Renewed for Fourth Season at HBO
The drama from Julian Fellowes has seen its audience grow during its current run.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 18/07/2025
Having a boyfriend is fun it’s like every night is a sleepover where you get to eat steak and play GTA.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 17/07/2025
I've stopped putting up with bullshit in all areas of my life and it's required me to walk away from certain things but I have to say it feels empowering.
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Ezra Levin ❌👑 @ezralevin.bsky.social · 09/07/2025
If you are an elected New York Dem and you are not endorsing the ***WINNER OF THE DEM PRIMARY***, you are part of the problem. www.politico.com/newsletters/...
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Progressive pressure to back Mamdani
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
whatever else they do, the prime directive of the democrats is to prevent the election of anyone who threatens the interests of the ultra-rich. that comes before everything else
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
I think destroying the Garden will help.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Me when I get caught bluffing.
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dell cameron @dell.bsky.social · 22/05/2025
if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
You ever go to a store where the service is so bad you’re like “I wish I was the Undercover Boss”?
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 17/05/2025
I moved home to NYC and the Knicks being good again is fully pushing my brain back to the 90s.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 15/05/2025
Watching The Studio with my mom saying “that’s the guy whose podcast I was listening to” and she just nods.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Between the Knicks and the Subway Series this is an insane week to be back in my hometown of NYC.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Do you think someone inside the Conclave was like "we should do the funniest thing ever"?
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Do you think someone inside the Conclave was like "we should do the funniest thing ever"?
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
First Pope to speak "Eye-talian."
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
This obsession with The Bear has infiltrated the Conclave.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Better be the Filipino guy or we storm the Vatican.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 08/05/2025
Jeopardy is becoming Ridiculousness.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Me when that MF landed that plane on the Hudson and I couldn't watch TV all week.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
It’s crazy that to vote for the Pope you have to be under 80 and to vote in Congress you can be in the middle of dying of old age.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
This line was so funny.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 05/05/2025
Ovulation pain sucks why do I gotta lay eggs??? 😭😭
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
I like to think if I was old and rich my 24 year old boyfriend would be cool and normal.
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Imbibe Coffee Roasters @imbibecoffee.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
Revenue at Duolingo in 2024 was up 41% on 23 to $748M. Net income was up by 451% for same period and yet they're firing workers. We've long been at "insatiable greed" point of late stage capitalism. People may feel helpless but there's a very easy way to kick companies like this. Delete their apps.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 02/05/2025
My aunt just called another driver an “idiot bozo” and I can’t stop laughing.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 01/05/2025
lol Marco Rubio is doing his job in the interim. You’re not too busy being Secretary of State right 😂
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
If a 24 year old ever gave me “lengthy philosophical lectures” I would laugh in their face after we had sex.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
Men can’t even fight the gorilla within.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 28/04/2025
Banned from 5 dating apps and Instagram is crazy!
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 25/04/2025
Kash Patel should’ve just stayed on vacation.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
The latest episode of The Studio gave me PTSD flashbacks to when I was getting Ike Barinholtz’ed by someone who was all 3 assistants in 1.
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Read the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Meme
Guy 1: redistribution of wealth doesn’t work.
Guy 2: did the guys with the wealth tell you that?
Guy1: squints and stares back at him
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Just bought a book to read at this show I’m going to.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 24/04/2025
Bro do you know how demoralizing it is to be back home, see a dude you had a crush on when you were a kid on the app, and he won’t match with you after all these years?? 😭
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I'm very proud of my nearly unbroken chain of employment in TV writers rooms since 2019. That being said, I'm available for staffing/writers assistant gigs! Especially now that my student loans are suddenly due!
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I thought the last guy was going to erase student loan debt?
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 23/04/2025
I feel like Kash Patel being from Long Island was some vital context.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 22/04/2025
This fool just bankrupted the country with this shit.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
My mom said “this is just like Conclave!”
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Nathan Fielder is gonna get this kid dumped.
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Pete Hegseth is just like me. I text my family group chat about everything 🥰
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Kaitlyn Jeffers @kaitlynjeffers.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Horrifying to learn that people are actually putting doordash and stuff on layaway or whatever. I thought that was a joke.
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