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Kait 👻

@kaitastrophe95.bsky.social
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HMJ chat She/her | Michigan Lover of cats. Tester of cars.

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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meijer dropped a new pack of Mice with Occupations. For my Midwest cat parents out there 😄
Meijer cat toy packs “Mice with Occupations”. We now have a construction worker, a doctor, and a cowboy to add to the collection 😄 along with the original chef, artist, and magicianMeijer Mice with Occupations series 2
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I tried asking, but he’s only responding in I think Latin 🤷🏻‍♀️
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I appreciate you both 🤣
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, I thought this tea infuser was cute…but not so much anymore 😅
Unsettling star shaped tea infuser
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Yes!! I’m often playing the mind game is it a new freckle or a bug crawling on me 🐜 Swatting at my own arms and legs and it ends up being a part of my body is so embarrassing 😐
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I’m going on 4 years now with a Keychron K4 keyboard and still really like it 😊 It’s nice to be able to swap out switches and keycaps. They have a ton of different options so this website might send you into decision paralysis though sorry!! www.keychron.com/products/key...
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Keychron K4 QMK Wireless Mechanical Keyboard (Version 3)
The Keychron K4 Version 3 is a QMK wireless mechanical keyboard with a 96% layout. It supports Bluetooth 5.2, wired connectivity, and key remapping or macros via the Keychron Launcher web app. Compati...
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Do any of ya’ll have a manager that just copy + pastes other people’s thoughts into a paragraph of unintelligent gibberish. Like girl we are all going through it, but dear lord our jobs are 90% think thoughts -> type on keyboard. STOP stealing mine and then making them look like a ransom letter.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh boy…the thunder thighs have started to wear a hole through the inside leg of my jeans. Here’s hoping they make it to the end of the work day.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Throwback to a time I did not have to do taxes. Yes, that is a Margaritaville shirt. I did not dress myself 😅
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Any other poor soul get rosacea in their eyes?!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Well, it’s that time of year again where my sinuses and eyelids dry up like raisins.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
I hope you liked it! :)
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Attending a friend’s family thanksgiving of 25 guests. Social battery on empty. Time to hide on the front porch with a piece of pie. So thankful to hmj chat for all of your posts today to scroll through for a break!! :)
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
My favorite thanksgiving tradition is questioning the music choice of kid friendly floats 😆
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
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a treasure chest with a light shining through it
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
:) www.budgetbytes.com/slow-cooker-...
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Easy crockpot white chicken chili—your new family favorite!
The slow cooker does all the work with this easy and healthy crockpot white chicken chili. This "dump and go" dinner will become a family favorite!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I go through Natasha’s videos pretty often. She’s great with modifications & has plenty of free sessions to run through. Sometimes her dog is also in the background for some extra motivation 😊 She’s also a tarot girlie if that fits with your vibe youtu.be/Q4y3z3zmh_U?...
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PLUS SIZE YOGA FOR UPPER BACK PAIN ✨ ALL LEVELS AND BODIES FRIENDLY
YouTube video by Nourished Natasha
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Checked in for my flu shot and a minute later the cvs I’m in lost power…😐
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Yes just why?!! Like hey, my overloaded with anxiety brain, please just allow comfortable silence to exist…🫠
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Alright…who swapped my brain with a box of marbles?!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
First work from home day in a month. Apartment surrounded in construction and lawnmower noise.
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a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Walking 5 km while holding a pumpkin 🎃 please pray for my (old) knees
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just finished a day at Cedar Point and my body is screaming “hey dummy don’t you know you are 30 now?!!”
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Light drizzle outside, chili in the crockpot, fall leaves scented candle wafting through my home, AND Joe playing the Sims Medieval?!
Girl who is “going to be okay”
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
I was going to compliment your decision making skills honestly! 😄 you liked it and you bought it and I applaud you!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
My bean toed children for your consideration ☺️
NovaNox
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Rough work week. This calls for a burrito, an ice cold Dr Pep, and booting up Pajama Sam 3 💙 May this combo heal me
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Anyone else’s dentist office send them appointment reminders a full month in advance? Ex: my app is on Sept 17th. Reminder sent today.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Second time in a month my office has been without AC 🫠
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a drawing of a monster with the words " it 's too hot " written below it
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Need some crochet supplies? 😄🧶
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not the scam texts BOFA-ing me!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
I’m so sorry! I thought I had replied. No need to be nervous 🙂 Getting them in and out gets easier. If you think your lenses aren’t fitting/sitting right your eye doc can order trials from diff brands. I’m on trial box #3 cause my astigmatism seems to be difficult 😅
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
First tattoo accomplished 🦝 I love this little man so much!
Tattoo of raccoon dangling on a moon
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ants in my home 😫😖 Mental break down on its way
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
LOVE your decor vibe!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
Looks like Friday treat spending money to me 🍪
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 05/06/2025
For BREAKFAST?! That person needs jail time.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I’m finally trying contacts at the ripe age of 30. Tell me why they did the how to use contacts test in the most dimly lit part of my doctor’s office?! In my own bathroom, can easily see the lenses and take them out but in their office STRUGGLIN. Somethin about that…
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'm cool with this 😊 openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Caitlin Snow - The FlashSailor MercuryLisa SimpsonBen Wyatt - Parks and Recreation
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 16/05/2025
Flawless logic! 😊
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 07/05/2025
Sooo jealous! 🍪
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Chalupa is an amazing name! ❤️ 😊
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
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a woman is giving a thumbs up sign with the words `` you got this '' written on it .
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Somethin....about that
Infinity Nikki old??
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 08/04/2025
“Help” like to pay the cost of your haircut? Cause I’d fund your dream 😄
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oooh Meijer has the “extra fancy” migraine medicine 😄
Fancy green apples 🍏
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
This is incredibly impressive!! 💜
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
You’re very welcome!! I’m glad the windmill cookies turned out to be tasty too. Was worried sending something I hadn’t tried yet myself 😅
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If any crocheters out there would like to make the little halfmoon plushie I sent to @halfmoonjoe.com the pattern is on Etsy here ☺️ www.etsy.com/listing/1738...
Crocheted moon plushy
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 26/03/2025
When they ask you a question, trying to make small talk…while their hands are still inside your mouth.
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