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Kait 👻

@kaitastrophe95.bsky.social
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HMJ chat She/her | Michigan Lover of cats. Tester of cars.

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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Meijer dropped a new pack of Mice with Occupations. For my Midwest cat parents out there 😄
Meijer cat toy packs “Mice with Occupations”. We now have a construction worker, a doctor, and a cowboy to add to the collection 😄 along with the original chef, artist, and magicianMeijer Mice with Occupations series 2
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Well, I thought this tea infuser was cute…but not so much anymore 😅
Unsettling star shaped tea infuser
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Do any of ya’ll have a manager that just copy + pastes other people’s thoughts into a paragraph of unintelligent gibberish. Like girl we are all going through it, but dear lord our jobs are 90% think thoughts -> type on keyboard. STOP stealing mine and then making them look like a ransom letter.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
Oh boy…the thunder thighs have started to wear a hole through the inside leg of my jeans. Here’s hoping they make it to the end of the work day.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Throwback to a time I did not have to do taxes. Yes, that is a Margaritaville shirt. I did not dress myself 😅
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Any other poor soul get rosacea in their eyes?!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
Well, it’s that time of year again where my sinuses and eyelids dry up like raisins.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Attending a friend’s family thanksgiving of 25 guests. Social battery on empty. Time to hide on the front porch with a piece of pie. So thankful to hmj chat for all of your posts today to scroll through for a break!! :)
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Checked in for my flu shot and a minute later the cvs I’m in lost power…😐
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Alright…who swapped my brain with a box of marbles?!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
First work from home day in a month. Apartment surrounded in construction and lawnmower noise.
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a cartoon of a girl with the words internally screaming
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Walking 5 km while holding a pumpkin 🎃 please pray for my (old) knees
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 02/09/2025
Just finished a day at Cedar Point and my body is screaming “hey dummy don’t you know you are 30 now?!!”
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Light drizzle outside, chili in the crockpot, fall leaves scented candle wafting through my home, AND Joe playing the Sims Medieval?!
Girl who is “going to be okay”
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Rough work week. This calls for a burrito, an ice cold Dr Pep, and booting up Pajama Sam 3 💙 May this combo heal me
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
Anyone else’s dentist office send them appointment reminders a full month in advance? Ex: my app is on Sept 17th. Reminder sent today.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 13/08/2025
Second time in a month my office has been without AC 🫠
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a drawing of a monster with the words " it 's too hot " written below it
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Not the scam texts BOFA-ing me!
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
First tattoo accomplished 🦝 I love this little man so much!
Tattoo of raccoon dangling on a moon
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 06/07/2025
Ants in my home 😫😖 Mental break down on its way
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 29/05/2025
I’m finally trying contacts at the ripe age of 30. Tell me why they did the how to use contacts test in the most dimly lit part of my doctor’s office?! In my own bathroom, can easily see the lenses and take them out but in their office STRUGGLIN. Somethin about that…
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 18/05/2025
I'm cool with this 😊 openpsychometrics.org/tests/charac...
Caitlin Snow - The FlashSailor MercuryLisa SimpsonBen Wyatt - Parks and Recreation
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
Somethin....about that
Infinity Nikki old??
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 31/03/2025
Oooh Meijer has the “extra fancy” migraine medicine 😄
Fancy green apples 🍏
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
If any crocheters out there would like to make the little halfmoon plushie I sent to @halfmoonjoe.com the pattern is on Etsy here ☺️ www.etsy.com/listing/1738...
Crocheted moon plushy
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Imagine you’re being summoned. What gif represents that?
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Peeking Cat Cat Peeking GIF
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
Quest protein bars are what I think erasers would taste like.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 15/03/2025
Hey @halfmoonjoe.com letting you know I mailed some stuff to the PO Box. Should be there by Wednesday but no rush to pick it up. Just some Michigan made pre-packaged snacks and one thing I crocheted 😊🧶
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
Chat…love pumpkin spice, but where is the line? 😬
Pumpkin spice Gouda cheese
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Woke up with the community migraine today. Hoping that spares as many of you all as possible! ☺️🍏
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Picrew party 💜
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Loading the dishwasher and a jumping spider launched out of the cereal bowl in my hand and on to my shirt. My soul will return to my body in 3 to 5 business days.
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Sunday mornin #treatcheck. Choc chip muffins, coffee, and Nikki 🩷
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Kait 👻 @kaitastrophe95.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Chat be honest with me. Can you tell this is an owl or is this a flop of a baby shower gift?
Crochet owl lovey
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