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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 35m
Prince Andrew is having ‘a very nice time’ in Norfolk & he has an active social life www.celebitchy.com/1001122/
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Prince Andrew is having ‘a very nice time’ in Norfolk & he has an active social life – Cele|bitchy
Surprise, Prince Andrew is having a great time. He’s not living in disgrace, ignored and lonely in some Norfolk shack. He’s living in a completely refurbished c
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 55m
Tom Cruise: ‘Digger’ will be ‘a lasting piece of cinema,’ it will ‘transcend’ www.celebitchy.com/1000973/
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Tom Cruise: ‘Digger’ will be ‘a lasting piece of cinema,’ it will ‘transcend’ – Cele|bitchy
***Minor SPOILERS for Digger below. Generally speaking, Tom Cruise is not a sympathetic figure to most people. He’s insanely wealthy, he’s a powerful member of
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 1h
Charles Spencer sent a legal notice over an old lie about his relationship with Diana www.celebitchy.com/1001145/
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Charles Spencer sent a legal notice over an old lie about his relationship with Diana – Cele|bitchy
Piers Morgan is still throwing loud, palace-sponsored tantrums over Charles Spencer’s Swan Song, but most people are ignoring him (which is funny). I have no id
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 1h
Kristin Scott Thomas: ‘I think a facelift has now become a kind of status symbol’ www.celebitchy.com/999625/
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Kristin Scott Thomas: ‘I think a facelift has now become a kind of status symbol’ – Cele|bitchy
Kristin Scott Thomas is currently promoting a variety of projects, including a stage production of The Cherry Orchard and the latest season of Slow Horses . Tha
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 2h
THR dares to ask: is it suspicious that Mexican directors are friends? www.celebitchy.com/1001136/
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THR dares to ask: is it suspicious that Mexican directors are friends? – Cele|bitchy
There’s a bonanza of commentary about Alejandro G. Iñárritu’s Digger and why it flopped and what this means for Tom Cruise. But this week, the Hollywood Reporte
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 2h
Is King Charles still giving Prince Andrew a £1 million annual stipend? www.celebitchy.com/1000986/
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Is King Charles still giving Prince Andrew a £1 million annual stipend? – Cele|bitchy
This week, we learned that Prince Andrew (Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor) has filed for a judicial review of his February arrest and the search warrants which were
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 2h
Duchess Meghan celebrates founding As Ever & thanks her ‘squad of support’ www.celebitchy.com/1001001
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Duchess Meghan celebrates founding As Ever & thanks her ‘squad of support’ – Cele|bitchy
View this post on Instagram A post shared by Meghan, Duchess of Sussex (@meghan) On Tuesday, As Ever’s Holiday Collection (Chapter One) dropped online . There a
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 3h
Prince William teamed up with reality star Ross Kemp for a Tuesday event www.celebitchy.com/1000958/
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Prince William teamed up with reality star Ross Kemp for a Tuesday event – Cele|bitchy
Trendspotting: the Prince and Princess of Wales rarely schedule events on Mondays or Fridays. I’ve believed for some time now that they organize their schedule
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 3h
Royalist: Prince Harry & Meghan are still ‘wildly unhappy,’ just in the UK now www.celebitchy.com/1001017/
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Royalist: Prince Harry & Meghan are still ‘wildly unhappy,’ just in the UK now – Cele|bitchy
This past spring, there was a whole gossip storyline fueled by Dan Wakeford, a former People Mag and Us Weekly editor. Wakeford was shilling his new subscriptio
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 4h
Who was the best dressed at the Louis Vuitton show: Emma, Wunmi or Saoirse? www.celebitchy.com/1001083/
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Who was the best dressed at the Louis Vuitton show: Emma, Wunmi or Saoirse? – Cele|bitchy
I would love to know Louis Vuitton’s budget for celebrity brand ambassadors, because it feels like they’re paying soooo many people to wear their clothes and sh
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 4h
Zendaya didn’t stand when she greeted Brigitte Macron at the Louis Vuitton show www.celebitchy.com/1001071/
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Zendaya didn’t stand when she greeted Brigitte Macron at the Louis Vuitton show – Cele|bitchy
I despise fashion designers’ all-white photocall backdrops. Those all-white backdrops make every celebrity look like they’re in some kind of hospital. It doesn’
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 4h
Duchess Meghan’s supporters yelled at a trollish British vicar over Advent calendars www.celebitchy.com/1001055/
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Duchess Meghan’s supporters yelled at a trollish British vicar over Advent calendars – Cele|bitchy
Everything the Duchess of Sussex says, does or sells makes news, but some of her As Ever products cause more discussion and controversy than others. I’m still c
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 4h
Michael McDonald’s long-lost 59-year-old son found him via an ancestry test www.celebitchy.com/1000771/
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Michael McDonald’s long-lost 59-year-old son found him via an ancestry test – Cele|bitchy
You know who has always seemed like a genuinely nice guy? Michael McDonald. McDonald was part of Doobie Brothers, but he also had a huge amount of solo success.
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prince William doesn’t believe the Sussexes will ‘last another six months’ in the UK www.celebitchy.com/1000883/
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Prince William doesn’t believe the Sussexes will ‘last another six months’ in the UK – Cele|bitchy
In recent days, I’ve been trying to figure out what’s going on in Prince William’s egglike head. To me, William has seemed especially out of sorts and off-balan
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Usha Vance almost had a dangerous fall with her baby while exiting a helicopter www.celebitchy.com/1000901/
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Usha Vance almost had a dangerous fall with her baby while exiting a helicopter – Cele|bitchy
In July, Usha and JD Vance welcomed their fourth child , a son they named Alec Neel Vance. I’m still sort of aghast at that name, especially since Alec’s brothe
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prince Andrew’s judicial review is not being financed by King Charles, the palace claims www.celebitchy.com/1000867/
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Prince Andrew’s judicial review is not being financed by King Charles, the palace claims – Cele|bitchy
The former “Prince Andrew,” now Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, has applied for a judicial review of his arrest. Andrew was detained and arrested back in February,
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce celebrated his 37th birthday at Torrisi in NYC www.celebitchy.com/1000848/
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Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce celebrated his 37th birthday at Torrisi in NYC – Cele|bitchy
Happy belated birthday to Travis Kelce, he turned 37 years old on Monday. To celebrate his b-day, Travis was in New York with his wife Taylor Swift. They went o
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Warner Bros tries to say that only European audiences will ‘get’ Digger & Tom Cruise www.celebitchy.com/1000762/
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Warner Bros tries to say that only European audiences will ‘get’ Digger & Tom Cruise – Cele|bitchy
It’s been a minute since any studio has dealt with such a massive bomb like Digger . Yes, there have been box-office bombs in recent years, but none of them cam
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Angela Kelly might reveal ‘another incident’ involving the Sussexes in a new film www.celebitchy.com/1000444/
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Angela Kelly might reveal ‘another incident’ involving the Sussexes in a new film – Cele|bitchy
Angela Kelly was Queen Elizabeth’s dresser, gatekeeper and confidante. Kelly overstepped boundaries constantly when QEII was alive, and days after QEII’s death,
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halle Berry: Maceo is ‘angry & combative’ with me after spending time with Olivier www.celebitchy.com/1000827/
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Halle Berry: Maceo is ‘angry & combative’ with me after spending time with Olivier – Cele|bitchy
On October 1, Olivier Martinez filed for an emergency restraining order against Halle Berry for himself and their son Maceo Martinez, claiming that Halle had ab
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duchess Meghan showcased a new kitchen ahead of her holiday collection drop www.celebitchy.com/1000813/
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Duchess Meghan showcased a new kitchen ahead of her holiday collection drop – Cele|bitchy
Yesterday, As Ever’s Instagram posted a new photo of the Duchess of Sussex inside a kitchen we’ve never seen before. Is this a stunt kitchen, or is this Meghan’
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halle Berry took her son Maceo to a trampoline park amid custodial drama www.celebitchy.com/1000748/
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Halle Berry took her son Maceo to a trampoline park amid custodial drama – Cele|bitchy
We learned, last week, that Olivier Martinez and Halle Berry are still beefing over custody of their 13-year-old son Maceo. Maceo’s 13th birthday was actually o
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Ben Affleck is happily single: ‘I’m open to it, but I’m not trying to chase anything’ www.celebitchy.com/1000414/
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Ben Affleck is happily single: ‘I’m open to it, but I’m not trying to chase anything’ – Cele|bitchy
In early 2024, Ben Affleck just decided that he was done with his marriage to Jennifer Lopez. He quiet-quit the marriage, ghosting Jennifer for weeks at a time,
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Mail: The palace released their ‘Christmas hampers’ days before Duchess Meghan www.celebitchy.com/1000937/
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Mail: The palace released their ‘Christmas hampers’ days before Duchess Meghan – Cele|bitchy
Royalists are yelling at me for implying that King Charles and the entire royal establishment rides on the Duchess of Sussex’s coattails. For the record, I neve
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prince William doesn’t believe the Sussexes will ‘last another six months’ in the UK www.celebitchy.com/1000883/
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Prince William doesn’t believe the Sussexes will ‘last another six months’ in the UK – Cele|bitchy
In recent days, I’ve been trying to figure out what’s going on in Prince William’s egglike head. To me, William has seemed especially out of sorts and off-balan
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Usha Vance almost had a dangerous fall with her baby while exiting a helicopter www.celebitchy.com/1000901/
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Usha Vance almost had a dangerous fall with her baby while exiting a helicopter – Cele|bitchy
In July, Usha and JD Vance welcomed their fourth child , a son they named Alec Neel Vance. I’m still sort of aghast at that name, especially since Alec’s brothe
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ISTG the first thing I thought of was Bernie Mac
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Kealeen The Griff @kealeen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I was not expecting the T-Rav Def Comedy Jam fashion critique, but now I will never unsee it 🤣
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prince George probably headed home for his first full weekend since starting at Eton www.celebitchy.com/1000736/
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Prince George probably headed home for his first full weekend since starting at Eton – Cele|bitchy
When college freshmen headed off for the fall semesters in August and September, I kept seeing stuff about how the incoming class of 2030 was completely unprepa
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Prince Andrew’s judicial review is not being financed by King Charles, the palace claims www.celebitchy.com/1000867/
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Prince Andrew’s judicial review is not being financed by King Charles, the palace claims – Cele|bitchy
The former “Prince Andrew,” now Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, has applied for a judicial review of his arrest. Andrew was detained and arrested back in February,
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce celebrated his 37th birthday at Torrisi in NYC www.celebitchy.com/1000848/
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Taylor Swift & Travis Kelce celebrated his 37th birthday at Torrisi in NYC – Cele|bitchy
Happy belated birthday to Travis Kelce, he turned 37 years old on Monday. To celebrate his b-day, Travis was in New York with his wife Taylor Swift. They went o
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Angela Kelly might reveal ‘another incident’ involving the Sussexes in a new film www.celebitchy.com/1000444/
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Angela Kelly might reveal ‘another incident’ involving the Sussexes in a new film – Cele|bitchy
Angela Kelly was Queen Elizabeth’s dresser, gatekeeper and confidante. Kelly overstepped boundaries constantly when QEII was alive, and days after QEII’s death,
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Warner Bros tries to say that only European audiences will ‘get’ Digger & Tom Cruise www.celebitchy.com/1000762/
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Warner Bros tries to say that only European audiences will ‘get’ Digger & Tom Cruise – Cele|bitchy
It’s been a minute since any studio has dealt with such a massive bomb like Digger . Yes, there have been box-office bombs in recent years, but none of them cam
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Halle Berry: Maceo is ‘angry & combative’ with me after spending time with Olivier www.celebitchy.com/1000827/
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Halle Berry: Maceo is ‘angry & combative’ with me after spending time with Olivier – Cele|bitchy
On October 1, Olivier Martinez filed for an emergency restraining order against Halle Berry for himself and their son Maceo Martinez, claiming that Halle had ab
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Duchess Meghan showcased a new kitchen ahead of her holiday collection drop www.celebitchy.com/1000813/
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Duchess Meghan showcased a new kitchen ahead of her holiday collection drop – Cele|bitchy
Yesterday, As Ever’s Instagram posted a new photo of the Duchess of Sussex inside a kitchen we’ve never seen before. Is this a stunt kitchen, or is this Meghan’
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Surprise, Karoline Leavitt will join Fox News as a political commentator www.celebitchy.com/1000713/
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Surprise, Karoline Leavitt will join Fox News as a political commentator – Cele|bitchy
Last week, Page Six had a slightly interesting story about Karoline Leavitt. Leavitt was Donald Trump’s Bible-school press secretary up until this summer, when
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buckingham Palace started promoting their own Advent calendars days after As Ever www.celebitchy.com/1000698/
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Buckingham Palace started promoting their own Advent calendars days after As Ever – Cele|bitchy
Back in 2024, the Duchess of Sussex sent jam-baskets to friends and family. It was some advanced promotion for what would eventually become her As Ever brand, a
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Princess Anne was rude to Charles Spencer at Diana’s wedding reception www.celebitchy.com/1000477/
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Princess Anne was rude to Charles Spencer at Diana’s wedding reception – Cele|bitchy
There’s this famous story about then-Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer’s courtship. The story goes that Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip and the Queen Mum
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Bond: Prince William & Kate did the right thing by staying silent in the past month www.celebitchy.com/1000639/
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Bond: Prince William & Kate did the right thing by staying silent in the past month – Cele|bitchy
In the past month, it’s felt like Prince William is just sleepwalking through his public events. Even the rage-briefings are feeling less urgent and more subdue
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Princess Eugenie allegedly apologized to Duchess Meghan over ‘The Bench’ eBay sale www.celebitchy.com/1000505/
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Princess Eugenie allegedly apologized to Duchess Meghan over ‘The Bench’ eBay sale – Cele|bitchy
Last week, we heard the odd news that a signed copy of the Duchess of Sussex’s children’s book, The Bench , was on sale on eBay. Intriguingly, the inscription w
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
‘Digger’ completely bombed at the box office, this is Tom Cruise’s ‘Ishtar’ www.celebitchy.com/1000562/
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‘Digger’ completely bombed at the box office, this is Tom Cruise’s ‘Ishtar’ – Cele|bitchy
**Minor Spoilers for Digger . Well, the weekend box office was worse than expected for Alejandro González Iñárritu’s Digger . Last week, ahead of Digger’s wide
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Telegraph: Duchess Meghan is engaging in a ‘toe-curling campaign’ to woo Britain www.celebitchy.com/1000432/
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Telegraph: Duchess Meghan is engaging in a ‘toe-curling campaign’ to woo Britain – Cele|bitchy
For years now, the British media has treated the Duchess of Sussex like every single thing she says, does, posts or wears has an ulterior motive, a hidden agend
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Prince Harry & Meghan were photographed at a Cotswolds pub, having lunch www.celebitchy.com/1000425/
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Charles Spencer: It was ‘jarring’ when Diana said Prince Charles was in love with his valet www.celebitchy.com/1000403/
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Charles Spencer: It was ‘jarring’ when Diana said Prince Charles was in love with his valet – Cele|bitchy
Charles Spencer’s Swan Song is still causing headlines. In a convoluted way, I think Buckingham Palace would probably prefer for the conversation to be centered
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Meyer bifurcated & finalized their divorce after 10 years www.celebitchy.com/1000493/
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Tobey Maguire & Jennifer Meyer bifurcated & finalized their divorce after 10 years – Cele|bitchy
I didn’t realize that Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer’s divorce had not been finalized this whole time. Tobey and Jennifer began dating in 2003 and married in
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Kash Patel, 46, is engaged to 27-year-old ‘country music artist’ Alexis Wilkins www.celebitchy.com/1000682/
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Kash Patel, 46, is engaged to 27-year-old ‘country music artist’ Alexis Wilkins – Cele|bitchy
It never occurred to me that FBI Director Kash Patel isn’t (allegedly) just a dangerous, paranoid lush and a liar , he’s also being targeted by a honey trap. I’
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Buckingham Palace started promoting their own Advent calendars days after As Ever www.celebitchy.com/1000698/
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Buckingham Palace started promoting their own Advent calendars days after As Ever – Cele|bitchy
Back in 2024, the Duchess of Sussex sent jam-baskets to friends and family. It was some advanced promotion for what would eventually become her As Ever brand, a
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is King Charles trying to schedule some time with the Sussexes before Christmas? www.celebitchy.com/1000658/
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Is King Charles trying to schedule some time with the Sussexes before Christmas? – Cele|bitchy
Last week, there was suddenly a lot of conversation about whether King Charles has spoken to or met with the Duke and Duchess of Sussex since they returned to t
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Princess Anne was rude to Charles Spencer at Diana’s wedding reception www.celebitchy.com/1000477/
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Princess Anne was rude to Charles Spencer at Diana’s wedding reception – Cele|bitchy
There’s this famous story about then-Prince Charles and Lady Diana Spencer’s courtship. The story goes that Queen Elizabeth II, Prince Philip and the Queen Mum
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Kaiser @ Celebitchy @kaiseratcb.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Rihanna was super-shady to EJ Johnson after they complained about her lateness www.celebitchy.com/1000629/
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Rihanna was super-shady to EJ Johnson after they complained about her lateness – Cele|bitchy
Last week, Rihanna was in Paris for all of the shows, as she is for most Paris Fashion Weeks. Rihanna is also Rihanna - she’s a huge celebrity and PFW events wo
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