kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 22hTime to play my favorite game!: was that a pair of school bus brakes or my child screeching like an owl to let me know he’s up from his nap? 060
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 22hWait we have some directly on our fridge! (Not on the stainless steel front part but the sides!) 110
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Are you ever aware of like every single hair on your head 220
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Thanks for covering for me but I’m actually just clumsy !! 030
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026I’d gladly sacrifice my body to the amphitheater stairs again and again for such a lovely day <3 010
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026“I went to standing stone state park and all I got was a bloody knee and this big fat swollen ankle” 0110
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Enough time has passed…. I fell down the steps at the wedding 1140
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Welcome to Cabin 14! We have many varieties of Big Sandwich 0140
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026“Do you think this is the first time the trees are hearing Purr by Slayyyter?” 080
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026That’s so much better than what it actually is 😂 it’s just this confusing concoction 040
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One thing about me im making a list and checking it 15 times 240
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I know a major crash out is looming when I suddenly have the urge to go for a run 050
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Ran into my party girl aunt at the bar ln and she said “wait you just had that in your closet?“ well yes gurl i love a theme ! 1130
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“Oh what are you reading?” The Bible! Duh! (Cowboy Smut) 170
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Almost everyone I know’s baby has taken them to Cleveland! girl shut up! 160
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026One lesson I’ve learned in my late 20’s is the importance of a correctly fitting sock 040
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026getting flamed for my pumpkin seed and hunk of parm snack 190
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Just got back in the car from being out for over an hour and didn’t realize I never blended the bronzer on my eyes 😭 030
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Saw a couple straight up making out in front of an exhibit at the zoo and you know what hell ya 090
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I saw a man carrying around a guinea pig in a FiveStar yesterday 010
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I don’t have time to be switching all my piercings back and forth!!! 010
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I’ve been mixing metals a lot recently and it’s extremely freeing 140
kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Strangely the most scared I’ve ever been at the Bullet was when it was dead on a Thursday night 030
