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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 6h
Vote Me for McCracken Co Constable
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 13h
Trying to use scissors off 200mg caffeine and no food 🫨
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 15h
Fuck it, we ball (listening to ttpd)
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
sophisticated cucarachas
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
“I went to standing stone state park and all I got was a bloody knee and this big fat swollen ankle”
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Enough time has passed…. I fell down the steps at the wedding
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Unreal images before my very eyes
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Welcome to Cabin 14! We have many varieties of Big Sandwich
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
“Do you think this is the first time the trees are hearing Purr by Slayyyter?”
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One thing about me im making a list and checking it 15 times
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love to be smushed on my occipital bone
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I hope I get to ride in the Cash Cab one day
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know a major crash out is looming when I suddenly have the urge to go for a run
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𐔌՞. .՞𐦯 @baby-bunnicula.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
chips and salsa
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Need an eggs benny so bad
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ran into my party girl aunt at the bar ln and she said “wait you just had that in your closet?“ well yes gurl i love a theme !
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Oh what are you reading?” The Bible! Duh! (Cowboy Smut)
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Almost everyone I know’s baby has taken them to Cleveland! girl shut up!
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
One lesson I’ve learned in my late 20’s is the importance of a correctly fitting sock
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
getting flamed for my pumpkin seed and hunk of parm snack
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Just got back in the car from being out for over an hour and didn’t realize I never blended the bronzer on my eyes 😭
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A blessed New Music Friday indeed
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a shared playlist the length of one business day
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Is that a chill?? In the air??? 🥹
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Saw a couple straight up making out in front of an exhibit at the zoo and you know what hell ya
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I saw a man carrying around a guinea pig in a FiveStar yesterday
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I’ve been mixing metals a lot recently and it’s extremely freeing
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
just found my flip flops with one week of summer left 😍
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I LOVE HER
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Strangely the most scared I’ve ever been at the Bullet was when it was dead on a Thursday night
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does anyone wanna come over and work a puzzle with me
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
He did what in his cup??
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I love when the playlist starts to take over a colored theme unintentionally
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I genuinely have been thinking about the paw patrol Dino movie a lot since I saw it
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
My review of crank 2
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Garbanzo would be a beautiful name for a baby boy
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Margaret in heels! I repeat! Margaret in heels!!
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Tuesday from hell 😍
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
You do not wanna see me get a little silly
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t wait to show zach the PowerPoint I made him for his Photog crash course
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The general Public really does not understand the flow of a parking garage
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
They are bonking me over the head with a socket wrench tomorrow
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
In case you were wondering what I’m up to at work today I just spent 5 minutes frantically looking for a spool of ribbon
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Hydrangeas, my hydrangeas…. Where are you 😪
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Doing my makeup in my car parked next to another girl doing her makeup in her car so cute
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Quitting my job to read my book
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Allen key flow state
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
absolutely never give me a tater tot
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kails @kailsalad.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
3 witches and a warlock deem it so
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