zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 11hI swear Kemi Badenoch thinks there’s a veritable army of architects, surgeons & nuclear physicists currently lounging on benefits, who she can force back to work on £200k salaries & single-handedly balance the welfare budget. It’s more complicated and not the silver bullet she think it is #bbclaurak 051
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 11hOh god, today’s lineup: Kemi Badenoch, Richard Tice, Penny Mordaunt, followed by the trope-spinning double act of The Independent and The Telegraph. An hour of spin, sensationalism, weaponised nonsense and absolute bullshit. #bbclaurak 081
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 02/10/2026A propaganda epic about two self-declared political prisoners, persecuted by the woke deep state, bravely surviving the greatest hardship known to man: consequences 😂 021
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Amol Rajan says: “I can ask annoying questions and keep chasing the answers” Anyone who’s ever listened to BBC Radio 4 will tell you the reality is rather different: Amol asks annoying questions and then ignores the answers A bumptious berk in any setting #CelebrityTraitors #r4 #bbcr4 #r4today 0101
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Claudia Winkleman looking like she’s just stepped straight out of a Vivienne Westwood photoshoot with tartan trousers and a highland shipwreck 😂 #TheTraitors #CelebrityTraitors 120
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 01/10/2026On Christa Pike: State Gov said executions must be “legal, constitutional & effective” Notice whats missing: humane Yet when the execution failed (twice), they took her to hospital? If they intended to kill her, why intervene to keep her alive? The INSANE contradiction that is capital punishment 000
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Is it sad I’m looking forward to Idiots Corner on the @mrjamesob.bsky.social show? 😂 With talk of rejoining the EU, I can already hear some gammon come patriot: “It was the will of the people! We can make Brexit work! Britain survived the Blitz!” Can’t wait! Pass the popcorn🍿 #RejoinEU #LBC 🇬🇧🇪🇺🗳️ 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Andrew Neil: “Rejoining the EU will divide the nation, take years to sort out, cost a fortune and we’ll have freedom of movement again!” Yup. Thats the idea. Where do I sign? 🗳️ #Newsnight #RejoinEU #Remain @bbcnewsnight.bsky.social 160
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“Hypnotized, paralyzed by what my eyes have seen” This plays over Aileen Wuornos’ execution in Monster: Lizzie Borden and has been stuck in my head ever since Sight isn’t just seeing, it’s bearing the weight of trauma. Shutting your eyes becomes the only way to survive what you can never unsee 💔 000
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I loved Madonna’s VMA performance and that she won 7 awards! 43 years into her career, still pioneering and ahead of the curve whilst others frantically copy her blueprint. To the misogynists, ageists and bigots still rattled by her, I quote James Baldwin: “Artists are here to disturb the peace” 😘 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Kuenssberg can barely maintain eye contact with Andy Burnham now. She’s to used to polished but pushover Etonian southerners. Give her a straight-talking northern man who doesn’t play her games and she looks spooked and utterly rattled. #bbclaurak 070
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Laura Kuenssberg is so uncouth. Opening her question with a tactful pause to acknowledge Andy Burnham’s father dying two weeks ago, only to then scoff through “What are you going to do?” That isn’t professional or tough interviewing. It’s cheap, performative and deeply lacking in grace #bbclaurak 160
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Started watching Monster: The Lizzie Borden Story on Netflix and I’m completely hooked. Episode one featuring Kate Bush’s ‘Hounds of Love’. Lyrics like below are the perfect reminder that simplicity really is her greatest crafts. Such a songstress. ❤️ 011
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I have absolutely no idea why, but watching @nigella.bsky.social absolutely demolish coffee and walnut cake is weirdly seductive. She GOES IN. Girl wants FLAVOUR. I’m a gay man and yet somehow Nigella has me questioning my own fucking operating system! 🍰😈 #GBBO 020
Reposted by zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈Skot Armstrong @skot.bsky.social · 18/09/2026conjuring up some weekend plans with the coven 8393132
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Thank you @mrjamesob.bsky.social for shining a light on brave RNLI volunteers facing far-right abuse. I never realised how harrowing the lyrics to “Rule, Britannia!" by James Thomson are: "Rule, Britannia! Britannia, rule the waves—Britons never, never, never will be slaves” How patriotic 💔 #LBC 051
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Just had to look up “British Rail sandwiches” after @mrjamesob.bsky.social used them as some folks defence for nationalisation WHAT HAVE I UNEARTHED? A cult classic of gloriously underwhelming sandwiches, with recipes now preserved in museums Love a culinary archaeology—God Save the sarnie 🇬🇧🥪 #LBC 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Ash Smith argues a fortress of facts on how privatised water looted £85bn from bill payers, drowning us in debt Justin Webb’s top-tier journalistic counter-attack: "Is this just hazy and warm nostalgia for the paragons of efficiency?" That is a man buffering in real time 🤦♂️ #r4 #r4today #bbcradio4 090
Reposted by zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈Anti-Reform @antireform.bsky.social · 13/09/2026"You are the problem" meme via Expose Racism 176100212894
Reposted by zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈Prem Sikka @premnsikka.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Thames Water hit by £2bn bill for finance costs and advisers’ fees. Result of years of borrowing to pay dividends, cost passed to customers. TW has violated terms of its licence, has numerous criminal convictions. Must be brought into public ownership. archive.ph/FXmvVft.comThames Water hit by £2bn bill for finance costs and advisers’ feesEmbattled UK utility faces mounting costs as government debates moving ahead with temporary nationalisation 25525235
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Well, that was fun—A 4hr cluster migraine attack, escalating from “slight tingle” to “someone’s stabbing me in the eye with a blunt screwdriver” in a matter of minutes. It took Paramol, Diclofenac, Nurofen, Propranolol, a dark room and a CPAP machine to downgrade it to the dull headache it is now 🤯🙃 010
Reposted by zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈Andrew Weinstein @andrewjweinstein.com · 09/09/2026You know who actually did show up at Ground Zero? Canadian emergency rescue crews. 391309767717
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Resurrected my hot water bottle today, as the office is freezing. Filled it up, got comfy, only for it to spring a leak and simultaneously drench and mildly scald me. Now sat in the office cold, damp and looking like I’ve wet myself. Happy Thursday. 020
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Justin Webb is absolutely vile telling Ed Miliband he “made a meal out of it” for standing up for Jews, British and worldwide, in tackling antisemitism. Against the backdrop of the world right now, it’s fucking tone-deaf. Absolutely lost for words. #r4 #r4today #bbcradio4 1235
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Well, that’s me done with Gardeners’ World. A calm, handsome silver fox quietly explaining soil drainage was literally the only thing keeping my crippling daddy issues in check. Without Monty Don, I’m actually going to have to pay for therapy like a normal homosexual. Devastated 🥹 #gardenersworld 020
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Absolutely howling at @mrjamesob.bsky.social trying to keep a straight face while a caller from France invokes republicanism & French Revolution as the intellectual scaffolding for France banning face coverings. Marie Antoinette: “Let them eat cake”. France: “Fine, but first remove the covering” 😂🤔 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 07/09/2026@mrjamesob.bsky.social The violent reaction was like a cult-like devotion: disrespect the leader, and the faithful switch to attack mode almost autonomously — a disturbing display of people behaving less like individuals than a programmed mob. 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why is no one talking about the irony of Reform UK vowing to “protect young women and girls”—unless those women happen to protest at a conference where supporters are allegedly allowed to beat them and pull their hair? More proof protection has terms & conditions #BBCLauraK 050
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Jonathan Reynolds: “For a party that don’t like foreigners, they do like foreign cash” 🤣 #BBCLauraK 040
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Reform UK and Farage’s secret weapon is football tribalism: once the teams scarf’s on, the referee is corrupt, every tackle is persecution and facts are “anti-team.” They could get relegated to oblivion and fans would still chant “disruptors!” from the stands. #BBCLauraK 13610
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“Allegations… Revelations” apparently not even a year of documented evidence against Reform UK will convince Kuenssberg of corruption… and Jeremy Vine’s bathroom-light analogy? More nauseating than illuminating #BBCLauraK 030
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every evening, this little miracle flys into my garden and gets absolutely sloshed on the purple buddleia. No idea why, but each time it restores my soul a little 🥹💜 Apologies for squirrel in the background who sounds like they’re being strangled! #mothwatch #hummingbirdhawkmoth  📍 Bournemouth, UK 020
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Remember Art Attack with Neil Buchanan? Those enormous aerial optical illusions? My neighbour’s currently fucking about with a sheet of tarpaulin bigger than the Isle of Wight, seemingly trying to fold it into some sort of ornate origami!? The racket is biblical, sounds like the Battle of Britain! 020
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 04/09/2026WFH today, manic busy & no time to watch Reform UK disintegrate in real time, w/ the Electoral Commission & police now involved! Farage in total denial. If he were Titanic’s captain: “Tiny pinprick leak in the hull—Nothing to see here”. Stark reminder, it takes time, but right always prevails wrong! 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 02/09/20261/7: Exactly 20 years ago, I moved to Bournemouth. I was 18, armed with only £400 and a place at Bournemouth Arts University. No car, no TV, no laptop. Just a phone with no credit and a knackered old radio alarm clock tuned to Wave 105—cheesy pop, full of adverts, but for months, my only friend 🧵 120
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Music snobs are my favourite type of bellend. The imperious type who showboat off to Reading Festival, flexing like it gives them a cultural PhD, proving their taste in music has peaked some sort of superior echelon—only to arrive and find Cruz Beckham is performing. Get in the bin you utter twats 🤣 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Just sat down, feet up, Friday evening, enjoying a refreshing beverage of smooth wheats and malted barley. “Nice cold can of lager?” you ask. Nope. A nice mug of Horlicks. I’ve gone from beer goggles to bifocals in record time. #OldGit 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Jemma on @thetrawl.bsky.social podcast: “I feel really emotional about Dolly…” *Beautiful, touching, vulnerable second of silence* “…but also because I had three cocktails and half a bottle of wine last night.” A tribute A hangover Dolly Parton would be so touched ✌️🙌🍷🍸💕 @jemmaforte.bsky.social 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Velour at Chaplins: beautifully moody synths in a room full of Charlie Chaplin. The music said existential crisis; the decor said silent comedy. Somewhere between the two, I found my natural habitat ✌️❤️ 📍 Chaplin's & The Cellar Bar, Bournemouth 012
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Off to a gig, just out for a pre-gig Greek supper. Food delicious, vibes great, but it’s another diner that’s caught my eye. A woman with a heavy-duty gullet, allowing her to down pint, cocktail, pint, lamb kofta, pint, cocktail, without so much as a hiccup, wince or breath. She’s more man than me 🤣 010
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Turned on #BBCRadio4 and heard: “the seaweed is from the Icelandic fjords. It’s dried into powder, blended with eucalyptus and spun into fibre, then woven into a yarn” I was enchanted and mystified—Turns out it’s seaweed underwater, that due to antibacterial properties can prevent thrush #r4 #bbcr4 020
Reposted by zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈Steve_USA 🧢 @stowsley.bsky.social · 26/08/2026There is absolutely no excuse for partisan "federales" stationed at polling places to harass voters on behalf of one authoritarian in DC. 37116663851
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Enjoying today’s @thetrawl.bsky.social enroute to work Shrieked out loud at @jemmaforte.bsky.social ’s shower routine: “shower gel, pits, under the bosoms, down, legs, feet, fanny, up the bum!” Shortly followed by: “I’d rather be in the shower with my fingers up my bum!” Broadcasting gold! 👏 000
zsɐɯoʇ 🏳️🌈 @kahlo126.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I once met a chicken named Dolly Parton 🐔🥹 That was Dolly Parton’s greatest gift—transcendence: storytelling, generosity & a graceful exuberance that defied time & space. A legend & a veteran—forever putting a target on her own back so marginalised & disenfranchised people could have a voice. RIP 💕 020