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K.A. Doore

@kadoore.com
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Insufferable Morning Queer - She/they Author of THE CHRONICLES OF GHADID trilogy (queer assassins save the day!) Shouter of queer sff books.

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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 19/09/2026
oh for FUCKS sake I was trying to help a buddy out by making their kiddo a bday cake and they particularly like Publix cakes, so of course I thought I'd struck gold when I saw Publix had their own vanilla cake recipe-- Only it's AI slop.
Screenshot of a caveat at the bottom of a recipe on Publix's website that says "this recipe is powered by the magic of AI, so that means it may not be perfect"
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 18/09/2026
Yo this fucked my shit up when I was 10, what the hell Katherine
The cover for BRIDGE TO TERABITHIA by Katherine Paterson, which has a young boy leaning against a tree while a girl reads on a rock in front of him and does not at all ready you for the tragedy within
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 16/09/2026
Om nom nom
Four small apple cider muffins with cinnamon sugar topping and two apples in the background because the photographer was trying
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 13/09/2026
Two weeks late, but birthday beachening achieved
Dunes covered in greenery and tall grasses against an almost empty blue sky, a small wedge of blue ocean barely visible beyond
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 05/09/2026
It's Nova's Gotcha Day 💜😽 More than a year ago, 9yo looked at our new cat tree and declared it could hold "so many cats." Jokes about extra cats became serious convos and a trip to the local shelter and one of the best decisions of 2025.
A teeny black and white kitten easily standing under a low red kids' stool, sniffing a cat toyThe same kitten, now a cat, lounging on a carpet with two more cats in the background
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 02/09/2026
My "Oops bought books at B&N + bunch of library holds came in" current reading stack 😅😅😅
A stack of books: Dreadful by Caitlin Rozakis, Cannibalism by Bill Schutt, Sargassa by Sophie Burnham, Plastic, Prism, Void by Violet Allen, There Is No Antimemetics Division By qntm, and Escaping Peril by Tui Sutherland
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 01/09/2026
I heard it's Orange Cat Appreciation Day, so please appreciate this orange cat. This is Maurice, and she is full of rage.
A fat and happy orange cat lounging on both a red plaid blanket and an orange ghost blanket
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 01/09/2026
So I guess this is what 40 looks like. I'll take it.
The author with asymmetrical gray (green?) blue hair, part of which is falling over and concealing half their face. They are staring at the camera against a plain white background, smirking slightly.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 31/08/2026
Passed the 10k threshold on this weird little WIP idea, so I guess it's more of a WIP than a mere idea. I guess I'm following this thread to its end.
A screenshot of a text document with some clipped sentences and 10,022 words at the bottom
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 29/08/2026
I heard it's Caturday
A tortoiseshell cat with yellowish green eyes lounging in front of a bright red pillow, staring into your soul
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 25/08/2026
Ooh, finally have something in this new WIP (yes it's messy; first draft, worst draft, as I like to whisper to myself late at night)
“Frederica,” said Anise, enunciating every excruciating inch of Fred’s legal name as they took her hand between both of theirs. “I’m moving to Maine.”
Fred’s brain glitched. “Maine?” Where’s that, she almost added, but thankfully her mouth was too dry.
“Lily’s family lives out there and she’s always wanted…” Anise’s carefully thought-out explanation rolled over Fred, but she couldn’t hear anything else over the buzzing panic in her ears. 
The cardboard boxes appeared within the week, along with the frightening realization that without a job or a roommate, she was about to be homeless. Anise had promised to ask their friends...
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 21/08/2026
The horrors persist, so take a cat break.
A tuxedo cat lounging near a window, head upside down. Her green eyes are prominent.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 13/08/2026
Another round of revisions done 🥳 ...is it weird I prefer when track changes are red?
A computer monitor with many many pages of a WIP open, each too small to discern anything beyond a lot of green track changes lines
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 10/08/2026
The problem with sharing my Tidal account with the whole family...
A list of playlists. At the top is a folder of playlists labeled WIP, then Jaunty Work Tunes, both of which are absolutely normal, followed by a playlist called "screaming goats." This one stands out from the remaining playlists, which are Summer Vibes, Playlist, Running, and more Jaunty Worktunes. Kids, amirite.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 07/08/2026
My coworkers got me a custom Funko Pop for my last day 😭😭😭😭
An orange-haired funko pop holding a baseball bat and a pride flag
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/08/2026
Okay, last pic. It was just stupidly pretty, all right? My swamp gremlin self is yearning.
Mountain range with a cloudy haze over the top half, reflecting in the still water of a large lake
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/08/2026
Maybe with better/newer boots, though
A pair of hiking boots laid out on pebbled concrete with the soles showing. One is missing the plastic grippy bottom and looks very worn
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/08/2026
It was really fucking great. Please let me go back.
A stupidly picturesque moment of calm looking across an alpine lake with the Grand Tetons reflected in the still water, evergreen trees framing one side, and smooth rocks jutting out of the water at center
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/08/2026
Been away for a week pretending to live in the mountains and while I'm glad to be home again, I'm also already yearning for that cold/dry mountain air.
A panoramic shot of the Grand Tetons mountain range at sunrise, which are a hazy purple, the tops just starting to pink with sunlight
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 22/07/2026
The atlantic ocean at beach level, with clear blue skies and happy foamy waves
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 21/07/2026
It's time for a new pinned post! Hi, I'm Kai (yes that rhymes), author of the Chronicles of Ghadid trilogy aka queer assassins save the day! I also put together an annual queer sff books list, shout about queer books, and lift. Queer SFF Books: kadoore.com/2025/11/26/2... Books: kadoore.com/novels/
A cartoon person with short teal hair showing off the cover of the Perfect Assassin. Beside the cover are a tea cup, an asexual pride flag, and a dagger. Below it is the following text: "a reluctant assassin must find—and stop—a murderer before the victims become personal;
all while evading angry ghosts, holding down a dayjob, and having tea with the cute guy in the pub"A cartoon person with short teal hair showing off the cover of the Impossible Contract. Beside the cover are three camels, one of which is crossed out with a big red X, and the lesbian pride flag. Below it is the following text: "the daughter of the infamous Serpent has her first contract... for an asshole who is surprisingly difficult to murder. Can she kill this guy while dodging undead, wooing a cute healer, and stopping an ancient evil?"A cartoon person with short teal hair showing off the cover of the Unconquered City. Beside the cover are a skull with glowing eyes, a pansexual pride flag, and a bronze metal cuff. Below it is the following text: "turns out the only guy who can stop the hordes of undead from overrunning the city has a dangerous secret and there’s no limit to what you’ll sacrifice to stop the past from repeating"Outtakes. For the Perfect Assassin: "maybe the real treasure were the murders we stopped along the way." For the Impossible Contract "when the mark is a wanker but--ugh--needs to be alive to help save the world." For the Unconquered City: "oops, all trauma."
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 17/07/2026
What about a cute kitty?
A tuxedo cat lpunging on a window ledge and staring into the camera
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 10/07/2026
That moment when you realize it's been almost exactly 10 years since you left Tucson 😭
A lone saguaro (the kind of cactus that's tall and has arms) standing on a hillside overlooking some housing/buildings below with mountains in the distance. The lighting is very sunset, the sky is cloudy.A pale dirt trail weaving between a "forest" of saguarosThe Catalina mountains to the north of Tucson covered in snowA saguaro arm extended toward the camera with several flower buds and two glorious white flowers against a blue sky
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 10/07/2026
And now for something completely different: it's Cat Rug!
A patterned gray rug with two cats stretched across it, perpendicular to each other. One cat is orange and loafing, the other is a tortie with one paw outstretched.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 09/07/2026
I keep thinking specifically about this part
AI-Literacy Training will be vital: Slush readers and editors are our first line of defence, and should be given the necessary tools, and a safe environment, in which to spot AI warning signs and feel confident in raising concerns
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 13/06/2026
I should've screenshot the "high of 90F" weather dot gov was showing this morning
Screenshot of weather app showing 102F. Real feel is circled in red at 115F with a sad face drawn next to it
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 12/06/2026
I fixed it
Screenshot of a weather app with the temp showing 101F and the real feel at 110F, except now the dude chilling to the side is on fire
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 12/06/2026
Me: Maybe I'll take a break and go for a little walk The weather: r u sure
Screenshot of a weather app. The temp is 101F, but with humidity it feels like 110F
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 07/06/2026
First attempt at dip-dyed rainbow hair for Pride. Room for improvement but at least you can tell it's a rainbow.
A person with angled, chin-length bleach blonde hair, the ends of which are dyed rainbow, starting with red at the front
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/06/2026
We are home from Beach and already I'm politely asking for More Beach
A very calm Beach with an overcast sky that looks like a blanket cloud. The water is more green than blue and the sand is only lightly speckled with shells.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 01/06/2026
oh hell yeah THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTRACT is on sale at Bookshop for just $2.99: bookshop.org/p/books/the-... which means it's time for this classic
That trope meme with all the arrows pointing at the cover of THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTRACT but instead of tropes it's just GAY, GAAAY, SO GAY over and over
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 29/05/2026
In the current WIP I'm editing, there's a lingua franca in the city and among researchers, but the quirks of individual languages still bleed through. #SFFChat I do have an ongoing bit with a specific language being used for warnings, but it's always poorly translated:
...appeared to be an indoor pool, but with warning sign after bright red and yellow warning sign, menacing but still poorly translated Dwarven runes (“unacceptable froth,” “internal re-arrangement,” and “doom” twitched amusement at the corners of Nori’s lips), and a tall-sized...
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 25/05/2026
Ahhahhahah I unlocked the secret to buying French and German ebooks, I'm going to be so insufferable
A kobo eReader on its sleep screen, showing the cover for the French translation of Sarah Beth Durat's THE SPELLSHOP
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 21/05/2026
This is a cat checkpoint; relinquish your most recent cat picture. 😽
A grumpy orange cat staring into the camera with her little paws out while a human uses her as a pillow
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 06/05/2026
My royalty statement just dropped, which reminded me that I am only .8 of a book's advance away from earning out, so hey do you guys like queer books? do you like fun fantasy adventures and completed trilogies that you can binge in a weekend? do you like amazing audiobook narrators?
A banner graphic divided into three parts. Across the top, it reads: Which Chronicles of Ghadid Book should you read first?
THE PERFECT ASSASSIN: Start here if you prefer to read in chronological order. This one is a quieter, murder mystery about family, the ongoing relevance of history, and duty. Asexual lead with frought handholding and a bittersweet ending.
THE IMPOSSIBLE CONTRACT: Start here if you prefer to read in the order the books were written. This one is a fast-paced adventure fantasy about legacy, the dangers of imperialism, and owning your badass assassin self. Lesbian lead with sexy training scenes, kisses, and a Happy For Now ending.
Start with THE UNCONQUERED CITY if you are made of chaos and don't mind beginning a series at its end, you monster.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 05/05/2026
Today is a day that ends in 'y' ...as in 'y' aren't there more cat pics on your feed?
An orange cat lounging happily on a pair of children's jeans, looking at you with yellowish green eyes
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 30/04/2026
A study in wanting that which is just out of reach.
A tuxedo cat sitting on her haunches looking up at the shadow of a lizard visible throigh the front door windows.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 30/04/2026
🎵And I would bike 5000 miles And I would bike 5000 more Just to be the gal who biked a lotta miles To take you to the grade school door🎵
The digital display on an ebike. It reads 5007 miles as total distance traveled.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 27/04/2026
My kiddo has recently discovered CYOA books, which has led to me discovering this particular one and I don't think I can get across my sheer delight.
CYOA book At the Mountains of Madness laid atop of a tuxedo kitten
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 26/04/2026
Aaaaand a loaf of bread, too, because why not 🤷‍♀️
A crispy round loaf of sourdough, still in its dutch oven.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 26/04/2026
Mmm, browned butter chocolate chip cookies 😋
A baking pan with nicely browned chocolate chip cookies, as seen from up close
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 23/04/2026
Last (but never least), is the Unconquered City, paired with our Overly Anxious and Rarely Approachable, Trixie: (it took... quite a few attempts to get this close to her)
A tortie cat sitting on a windowsill and clearly uncertain about the paperback that has been positioned near her. This is our third attempt.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 23/04/2026
Then there's The Impossible Contract, which pairs a with our Climb the Curtains First, Ask Forgiveness Never, Nova:
A tuxedo cat standing on a white couch, sniffing the corner of the paperback that is being surreptiously held next to her by an out of frame author. Her tail is mid-movement and she looks ready to chomp the book.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 23/04/2026
Happy #WorldBookDay! To celebrate, I realized I had three cats and three books -- wouldn't it be funny to pair them up? Well, it works a little *too* well. First off, The Perfect Assassin paired with our Not a Single Thought in Her Orange Head, Maurice:
An orange cat curled up on a cat tree, with a paperback copy of the Perfect Assassin just sorta flopped on her tummy. She is sniffing it and only slightly unsure.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 22/04/2026
Today I got to Walk Into the Ocean. Always very healing.
An Atlantic beach with a cloudy sky and smooth, empty sand.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 21/04/2026
I'm not saying the entire SE is currently on fire... but it's giving 1998 wildfire vibes
A screenshot of the app Watch Duty, which shows active wildfires across the US. The area is focused on the SE, from Virginia down to Florida and across to Texas. Fire icons are heavily focused in north Florida and southern Georgia, but spread up the east coast of both Carolinas as well.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 08/04/2026
Ahh more opened!
An open yellow prickly pear bloom
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 08/04/2026
The world's on fire but our prickly pear just put out blossoms for the first time.
Two yellow unopened prickly pear blossoms
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 01/04/2026
The chickens do not believe that the snake is gone so we have started the egg hunt early
A patch of brown leaves and green vines. A single, brown egg sits in a divot near the middle of the image.
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K.A. Doore @kadoore.com · 01/04/2026
The chickens were reallly mad about something so I went out to see why. It was a not-so-small spicy noodle:
A rat snake in a plastic tub, staring straight at the camera
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