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@kaboobi.com
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the simpsons poisoned my brain

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Brian @kaboobi.com · 30/09/2026
Trina's Starlite Lounge continues to perform culinary wonders
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 28/09/2026
I wonder if a fortune cookie killed Steve Jobs
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 24/09/2026
Mastodon sounds the best they have in a decade and Baizley adds some killer vocals. Go see them if they’re in your town.
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 22/09/2026
Sleater-Kinney ruled as always, Liz Phair mostly stuck to the very good 90s output. Excellent show
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 20/09/2026
lol
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 19/09/2026
what
OFFICE OF JOE AND JILL BIDEN

September 11, 2026
Amy
and Brian
Medford, Massachusetts
Dear Amy and Brian,
Congratulations on your wedding anniversary. You have chosen to give each other life's greatest gift-love, and since your wedding day, your bonds of commitment and support have only grown stronger.
As your journey together continues, we wish you many more years of happiness.
Sincerely,
probably an autopen signature!!!!
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
won tickets to go see the patriots this weekend, have a nice relaxing day with my dad, when I suddenly get jumpscared by this email. guess we get to humilate ourselves in front of a stadium of people, I literally haven't thrown a football in 20 years. this will be a perfect father/son bonding time
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
more than I knew, because rip bozo
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
and another one, seems the toxicity hit instantly
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/09/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 13/09/2026
I mean I see how it’s kinda gross but also if I got totally jacked in my 70s and went on tour for the first time in 30 years I’d also perform shirtless like Danny Elfman I get it
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 11/09/2026
Check out Converge, Neurosis, Cave In, hell nearly band on this event happening in Boston in a couple months
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 02/09/2026
add another one to the tally
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 13/08/2026
enjoying local culture
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 02/08/2026
piss
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 29/07/2026
when the economy is doing extremely good
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 21/07/2026
Ordered my one lobster roll for the year and these motherfuckers had the audacity to mix a bunch of celery in with it. Fuck off.
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 18/07/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 14/07/2026
love to pay hundreds of dollars a month for health insurance. anyway, any cool procedures I should have done before the end of the year since I'm only a couple thousand away from my out of pocket max?
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 28/06/2026
LET ME INNNN
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 27/06/2026
a margarita will fix me
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 16/06/2026
taking some required AI learnings at work and slowly dying
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 05/06/2026
better than sitting like this I guess
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 23/05/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 23/05/2026
we’re all trying to find the guy who did this
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 22/05/2026
why would i get delivery kowloon, 80% of the experience is watching and/or participating in a fight in the parking lot after drinking 13 mai tais
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 19/05/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 06/05/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 29/04/2026
incredibly impressed at how well crafted titanium court is, this absolutely will end up on game of the year lists for anyone who gives it a go
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 23/04/2026
you’re gonna love my clowns
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 16/04/2026
I stopped in on Monday to grab lunch and went “huh neat I didn’t even realize this was happening”
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/02/2026
for reference the whole set
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/02/2026
Watching my friend in a local wedding band play a bunch of covers and he sent me the set list for the second set and I can’t stop laughing
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 11/02/2026
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 01/02/2026
First day back was a fun surprise while waiting for the metal boys
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 31/01/2026
Look at all these kids on stage
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 28/01/2026
Just straight up fuckin. And then this
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 28/01/2026
After the fact Bruins pictures thanks to @zaxxon25.bsky.social’s excellent spare seat I was allowed to sneak into
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 24/01/2026
Time for wrasslin
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 10/01/2026
I got four of the same email from the IRS, I assume it was to everyone who used direct file and are mad they’ll need to pay $50 to some lobbyist company like H&R or Intuit to file this year
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 13/12/2025
Change full screen previews to off in settings>screen capture
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 12/12/2025
Got some perfectly normal bumper stickers at the Eugene Mirman show tonight
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 07/12/2025
Sudden pang of nostalgia when @senatorjohn.bsky.social played the @trashnightvideo.bsky.social bass theme song at the Shoresy Fall Classic this afternoon
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 04/12/2025
greatly enjoyed seeing my favorite guitar cryptid appear in her natural habitat for the first time in quite a while tonight
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 01/12/2025
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 01/12/2025
Can’t believe that Deep Cuts made a beer called Hot Dog Water after Bone Up refused for so long
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 16/11/2025
lmao someone just pointed out the can art is the old bar top we inherited
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 15/11/2025
drinking a re-brew of a perfect beer for the first time in a couple years in my basement
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 02/11/2025
watching baseball
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Brian @kaboobi.com · 01/11/2025
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