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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Random stupid thought: if a tornado hits a data center does it become a type of waterspout

Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

HA HA HA...someone is absolutely scamming turning point USA or doing bad targeting because I am not your target audience, not by a LONG distance

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

MD-VA-DC loathe each other's driving habits specifically

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

reduce gas prices...by sending them soaring?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

27 days is too long. That's 27 days for the takes to get even dumber and for more early voting data to be misread

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I am hardly one to offer campaign advice to Republicans, but come on... target your ads. Actually, don't do that. Just keep setting money on fire

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

do visits actually do anything once the floor starts sliding?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Who goes to the far right first? 🇫🇷 Or 🇩🇪 or 🇬🇧 or 🇪🇸 or...

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Random stupid thought: if a tornado hits a data center does it become a type of waterspout

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Even then it’s going to be colored by wariness. Who’s to say in 2030/2032, the electorate doesnt decide to do something stupid again. On the flip side, who’s to say that the Canadian electorate doesnt fall to populist right either. Anglosphere not doing so well on that front rn Paradigm shift

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Continental politics is something the US really hasn’t had to worry about for a while and when it has, it’s been on other continents. Not to say US-MEX has a great track record. It doesn’t but US-CAN has been an afterthought for the better part of a century

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

A not insignificant portion of the next Dem administration will have to be spent on repairing trading and diplomatic relationships with the neighbors

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I really like how Yom Kippur acts as a midyear check-in with yourself. The themes and liturgy as you to be introspective, to assess where you are as a person and where you can be better. But it's also a recalibration of life in general that's way separate and meaningful for me than New Years ever is

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

So you’re going to create - a monumental structure - in the middle of a small traffic circle - on what is essentially dredged Potomac River soil - but it’s also a military complex - possibly interfering with DCA’s landing path (Trumps FAA says lol it’s fine)

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

As if this stupid idea needed any more evidence of stupidity

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well when the zombie apocalypse comes, the undead in Arlington Cemetery will be toast. Snipers? Wouldn’t their LOS be blocked badly by the Lincoln Memorial?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

oh CNN is going to have a legal field day with this

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

A bunch of silly columns will be easier to destroy anyway

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

And what happens when they investigate them and find “lol you morons thought it was anything other than condensation”

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

HA. You think they haven't formed the committees already (they have)

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

So if you're outright attacking your leader in direct-to-camera ads... how bad are your numbers really?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

Can a rando federal judge even enjoin a state supreme court? That seems like ground we really don't want to head on

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Dominion is going to BUSY tonight

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

It's hard to measure winds in urban Arlington but there were brownouts and stuff was getting blown around for sure.

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IEMBot Baltimore/DC @lwx.weather.im · 04/09/2026

WASHINGTON/NATIONAL,VA (DCA) ASOS reports gust of 51 knots (58.7 mph) from WNW @ 0347Z -- KDCA 040347Z 29025G51KT 1SM R01/2200VP6000FT +TSRA FEW026 SCT049CB OVC070 26/22 A3003 RMK AO2 PK WND 31051/0347 WSHFT 0333 RAB15 TSE13B24 PRESRR CONS LTGICCCCG ALQDS TS ALQDS MOV SE P0006 $

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

ARL getting absolutely pelted with lightning

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

@capitalweather.com I haven't seen rain this heavy in Arlington in a while.

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

The western sky looking from Arlington is a strobing effect

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Hockey sticks are the “what’s stereotypical Canadian” Google search product (most composite ones are made in Asia anyway). The others carry actual economic impact

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YouGov America @today.yougov.com · 20/08/2026

More Americans rate 31 of 40 aspects of life negatively than rate them positively Worst: cost of living (-66), politics (-53), government accountability (-50), and national unity (-49) Best: military strength (+36) and religious freedom (+23) yougov.com/en-us/articl...

A chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Americans' views of the state of the country remain mostly negative."

The chart's sub-headline is: "How would you describe the current state of the following in the United States? (% of U.S. adult citizens who say very or somewhat good - % who say very or somewhat bad)."

The chart has the note: "Note: Responses of "neither good nor bad" and "not sure" are not shown."

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

deficit /debt panic is the surest sign Dems are on track for Congressional control

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

For all the Republican whining about Dan Sullivan squared... That added up to nothing

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I don't think there's a specific term for that but if I read what you're asking, its whether the stick is close to the body or extended away when the puck is released? You could call it "draw" tight v extended?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

The WH press and frankly most of the establishment media cares more about access than anything else and will do LITERALLY NOTHING to jeopardize their access

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026

How long until someone calls the WH, makes a donation and then the FDA backs off?

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Historically, categorically dismissing the concerns of armed soldiers doesn't end well

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Can't wait to hear nothing but "THE DEFICIT" starting in November

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Have you tried LLM based processing of the results directly? Im curious if it’s good at standardizing PDFs

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

Her whole thing is being a straight-talker/independent voice. In the age of Trump, good luck with that running as a R

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 13/08/2026

There's also this automatic assumption that because she's a sportscaster she's good at politics. That usually fails because they have a very thin understanding of the issues/messaging and really poor adaptability to changes

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

oh good. It's every American social media meteorologist is an expert in Iberia and Iceland weather forecasts day

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

oh look it's middle school field day

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

mind you this is all because they were asked to cover their face and be considerate of other humans during a respiratory pandemic

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

even in a wave, I'd be cautious. a bruising, divisive primary is exactly the opening a non-offensive candidate like him wishes on his opponent. This is going to rapidly become the most 'annoying' Senate election too

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

I also would be cautious if I was the left about this one, not a surefire deal that AES wins the general. A lot of Republican/Dark Money resources are going to pour into Michigan

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026

Stack this with the other results from last night in other states and the "Future of the Party" narrative really falls apart. We're decentralized, so each district/state does its thing and challengers/establishment vary in strength. Also the conditions of each race matters.

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

oh good, today's the end of the most annoying primary (MI) since the last annoying primary (ME)

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