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Jordan Tessler

@jztessler.bsky.social
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Data guy | 🌩️ Weather | 🗺️ Maps | 🏒 Hockey player | 🥅 Goalie

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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Random stupid thought: if a tornado hits a data center does it become a type of waterspout
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A not insignificant portion of the next Dem administration will have to be spent on repairing trading and diplomatic relationships with the neighbors
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
L'building code, c'est moi
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I really like how Yom Kippur acts as a midyear check-in with yourself. The themes and liturgy as you to be introspective, to assess where you are as a person and where you can be better. But it's also a recalibration of life in general that's way separate and meaningful for me than New Years ever is
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Well when the zombie apocalypse comes, the undead in Arlington Cemetery will be toast. Snipers? Wouldn’t their LOS be blocked badly by the Lincoln Memorial?
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh CNN is going to have a legal field day with this
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A bunch of silly columns will be easier to destroy anyway
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
And what happens when they investigate them and find “lol you morons thought it was anything other than condensation”
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
So if you're outright attacking your leader in direct-to-camera ads... how bad are your numbers really?
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Can a rando federal judge even enjoin a state supreme court? That seems like ground we really don't want to head on
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Dominion is going to BUSY tonight
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IEMBot Baltimore/DC @lwx.weather.im · 04/09/2026
WASHINGTON/NATIONAL,VA (DCA) ASOS reports gust of 51 knots (58.7 mph) from WNW @ 0347Z -- KDCA 040347Z 29025G51KT 1SM R01/2200VP6000FT +TSRA FEW026 SCT049CB OVC070 26/22 A3003 RMK AO2 PK WND 31051/0347 WSHFT 0333 RAB15 TSE13B24 PRESRR CONS LTGICCCCG ALQDS TS ALQDS MOV SE P0006 $
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
ARL getting absolutely pelted with lightning
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
@capitalweather.com I haven't seen rain this heavy in Arlington in a while.
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
The western sky looking from Arlington is a strobing effect
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Hockey sticks are the “what’s stereotypical Canadian” Google search product (most composite ones are made in Asia anyway). The others carry actual economic impact
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YouGov America @today.yougov.com · 20/08/2026
More Americans rate 31 of 40 aspects of life negatively than rate them positively Worst: cost of living (-66), politics (-53), government accountability (-50), and national unity (-49) Best: military strength (+36) and religious freedom (+23) yougov.com/en-us/articl...
A chart of YouGov polling data with the headline: "Americans' views of the state of the country remain mostly negative."

The chart's sub-headline is: "How would you describe the current state of the following in the United States? (% of U.S. adult citizens who say very or somewhat good - % who say very or somewhat bad)."

The chart has the note: "Note: Responses of "neither good nor bad" and "not sure" are not shown."
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
deficit /debt panic is the surest sign Dems are on track for Congressional control
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The WH press and frankly most of the establishment media cares more about access than anything else and will do LITERALLY NOTHING to jeopardize their access
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
How long until someone calls the WH, makes a donation and then the FDA backs off?
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Historically, categorically dismissing the concerns of armed soldiers doesn't end well
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Can't wait to hear nothing but "THE DEFICIT" starting in November
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Trump is backing the one thing that might have a worse approval rating than he does www.cnn.com/2026/08/11/p...
cnn.com
Trump calls them a ‘tremendous thing’ — but most Americans hate them | CNN Politics
If there’s a true populist issue built for our time, it might be opposition to AI data centers. Lawmakers and candidates from both parties across states are increasingly positioning themselves as crit...
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
oh good. It's every American social media meteorologist is an expert in Iberia and Iceland weather forecasts day
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
oh look it's middle school field day
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Stack this with the other results from last night in other states and the "Future of the Party" narrative really falls apart. We're decentralized, so each district/state does its thing and challengers/establishment vary in strength. Also the conditions of each race matters.
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
This is LinkedIn
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
oh good, today's the end of the most annoying primary (MI) since the last annoying primary (ME)
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Put six months of goalie work to the test tonight in my first League game. Didn't win but I had a blast and dangerously for everyone involved, I know what I can do better next time.
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Absolutely classic American politics
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don't think I've ever seen LWX use PDS terminology
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
this is such a Beltway/academia way to think of these. Yes this is the structural root of the problem and needs to be addressed with reform, but to "prioritize?" how about restoring quality of life, healthcare. If you have at least a limited window in 2028-2030 then use every tool
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
quite literally: Old man yells at cloud
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
here's the thing tho the right wing media echo chamber only needs to hear "election interference documents" and it's off and running. The content of the documents doesn't matter, and will not see the light of day in that bubble
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
oooh scary. So the government, which already knows where you live (IRS records, SSA records, DMV records), will know that even harder. For the record. A vote record retains no information on WHO you voted for, just in some cases "hey you voted early" or just "you voted".
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
*mostly
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
In all seriousness though, didn't we know that voter registration systems were breached in some localities in 2020 To be very clear, that is very different from the electronic voting systems
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
smoky DC from Terra today
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
ALT: Vladimir Brichta: Pretends to Be Shocked in Novela
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Can't wait for us to undo this next year
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Welp there goes the Bab El-Mandeb
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
"potential" to who exactly? What constituency besides Beltway pundits wants Emanuel?
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
There’s three historical examples here FRA v MOR is colonial history NOR v ENG, ah it’s 1066 again ESP v BEL is what became Belgium was under Spanish rule for about 200 years (as the Spanish Netherlands)
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
cool, cool... 5-2 GOP supreme court will I'm sure have something to say on the NRCC's behalf
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Well that's the least surprising news I've heard all day
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
If you didn't know any better you'd think something bad happened on the Potomac with all that smoke
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
I can hear that finale rumbling in Ballston
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
these armed forces orchestra singers are incredibly talented
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Two thunderstorms have gotten ambitious and organized near DC
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Jordan Tessler @jztessler.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
"oh you thought you were clear..."
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