Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 35mThis creature will be 15 this month and decided to very slowly walk 2 miles this morning and would not be deterred 4161
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 1hA little tidbit about me is that I always keep a $5 bill in my phone case to buy pastries 190
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 16hAngie K repeatedly saying “rimming the toilet” is killing me #rhoslc 190
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s a healthy dose of cold brew in the old chocolate protein shake kind of day 090
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Is “24 business hours” just a very goofy way to say 3 business days? 490
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I love my husband so much. At work he had to say which fictional character he wants to have dinner with and he said “Violet Crawley, Dowager Countess of Grantham” 1130
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The best part of this time of year is walking for hours without sweating my face off. The worst part is constantly sneezing so hard I legitimately worry I might seriously injure my neck 1130
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I wondered aloud what would happen to these when the planters were changed out in front of my friend’s building, so he asked and the building gave them to me. I feel elated and like a big ol loon 0350
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I’m so ready to crawl in bed tonight and watch Bake Off 0110
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 24/09/2026After getting soaked through to my underwear twice in the last week, I decided I need a full length raincoat. I finally found the perfect one and I almost threw up when I saw the price. $3440!!! 😩 2180
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 23/09/2026So happy I timed my trial of YouTube premium for Fat Bear Week. Have my little chunkers steaming in the corner of my phone while I am doing everything. Not distracting at all!youtube.comLIVE River Watch - Katmai National Park, Alaska | explore.orgYouTube video by Explore Bears 090
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Reminder for my SAD girlies in northern climes, the autumnal equinox/beginning of October is a good time to start supplementing your Vitamin D This reminder brought to you by my bottle of D3 arriving today 4160
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026No line at the post office and the lady was super nice to me, I should play the lottery! 1130
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 17/09/2026We are seeing the musical of Dirty Dancing tonight and I said I had never seen the movie but that I knew it was about a town where people aren’t allowed to dance. That is apparently Footloose 😂 Sometimes my extremely sheltered religious upbringing really shows 🙈 2210
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Biseptember isn’t about kissing bi guys? Oops, oh well, in for a penny 2242
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My husband, who I am very proud of and don’t resent at all, did so well at his presentation in Rochester that a completely different agency is flying him to Hawaii to present again. Congrats to him, I need a loaner husband for a week in Oct 4360
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My boss just texted me “[The client who irritates you] just emailed me that Claude has some questions about her books. I told her I don’t answer questions from AI. Should we just drop her?” 1150
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 14/09/2026My husband just told me that his childhood music teacher used to make them spend all their time writing jingles for commercials and then she left teaching to go write jingles for commercials. Like, she was running a little jingle sweatshop, right!?! 2553
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 13/09/2026First thing this morning my Grandma was repeatedly calling me. I call her back and without saying hello “Jonathan, Thanksgiving is canceled. Just wanted to tell you that. So how do you feel about that? Are you irate?” 3180
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Somebody posted something about leaving cookies out for Erika last night and I could not for the life of me figure out why Erika Jayne needs cookies 190
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Bloomfs are sure posting a lot of houses today, oh wow this one is just what I am looking for and they even posted the climate assessment -me scrolling Redfin just now 090
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Thinking about the time my mom cried because she didn’t understand “why God gave her two liberal children” 4300
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Thank you @adambbz.bsky.social for taking my vague idea and transforming Chicago Union station into a perfect Pokémon world with all sorts of sweet details This is his work printed on metal, which I gave my brother and his fiancée for their engagement party 1140
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Last night was Practical Magic and God’s Own Country. Don’t know how I missed them until now. And God’s own country gave me a lot to think about as I slept 1110
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026One advantage of being gay is that my husband used my card to book his hotel because I have status and they are just calling him Jonathan and he is just going with it 3310
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 01/09/2026I’ve been left holding down the fort for a few days and one of my habits is to go to bed super early and watch two movies before I sleep What should I watch? I’ve seen a grand total of 10 movies in the last two years so I am overwhelmed 4140
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 25/08/2026My old store never even tried to unionize and yet when the AT&T next door went on strike the level of surveillance and pressure we got put under was insane, please do the bare minimum and support a local cafe instead 0131
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Someone please tell my husband not to wear French cuffs to an academic conference 3161
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 22/08/2026Once again running from tap to tap then frantically looking around to find the dripping water only to realize after far too long that it is the metal aglets on the drawstring of my shorts knocking together every time I move 0120
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026My dog was sitting pressed up against me, gazing at me and I was thinking aww she loves me. Then she stood up, looked me dead in the eyes, barked once and walked into the kitchen. Her dinner was 24 minutes late 2140
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Seems late but also please let us straight up block the contentapple.newsApple Music to Add Labels for AI-Generated Music Later This Year — BillboardThe news builds on Apple’s recent announcement of AI Transparency Tags for songs. Now, the service will soon make those disclosures visible to users. 090
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 20/08/2026I am way too amused by stalking around the house in my red light mask 1100
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 18/08/2026Talking to bloomf just reminded me of the man in England who insisted I could not be American because I enunciate and have manners. His flabbers were fully gasted. It’s called gay, sir 1192
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 17/08/2026When people ask me what I do I have started saying “very little” Most people laugh but this weekend a lady looked horrified, it turns out she is a career coach and she was bothering everyone but me about her services the whole night 0130
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 13/08/2026I am beginning to think my purpose is being a backup theatre date and I am not mad about it I guess I will be seeing The Notebook before it leaves town 4110
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I’m so impressed. We got a new mattress and they reached out to ask how we like it. My husband said he loves it but my shoulder hurts a bit Well today a very nice mattress topper arrived with a note saying to give it a try and if my shoulder still hurts they can send a different mattress 🤯 2150
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I finally watched Project Hail Mary and texted my Dad that he would like it and he said he isn’t really into Catholic movies 3250
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 08/08/2026“There was this party and they were all rich and sucking up cocaine. Then there was this guy watching a movie by himself and looked at another guy. I know it was a gay thing but they didn’t get together. Then there was a girl who wanted to get laid” -my Grandma describing The Shards 1100
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I wish there was a Chicago flag emoji for that flag post thing, because my Dad, Grandma and great Grandpa were all born in Belmont Cragin and I think that is pretty nifty 1160
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 04/08/2026My friend seems to have stumbled on a new strategy to get me to come to things, she just buys me a ticket and my crazy brain can’t make her feel bad so I go. She has turned my anxiety into motivation! 1160
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 01/08/2026Another Star Trek joke flop last night Straight friend: women shouldn’t wear anything! Me: oh so you’re a Ferengi? Feeemales Him: I’m so sorry bud, what is that from? 4191
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 31/07/2026There is drama this morning. I don’t know what is happening but this hawk and this raven have beef I’m on the hawk’s side. The raven seems to be doing too much 0100
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 30/07/2026It’s pretty hard to argue with the graffiti that says “white people lie and steal land“ when you are standing in Indian Boundary Park  1170
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 29/07/2026I am currently at a local cafe and the daycare down the street has their kids here practicing their restaurant etiquette and these kids are amazing! I am blown away by the whole exercise 3211
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 28/07/2026I’m spent $150 on a stupid pillow because I sleep in a crazy position that hurts my neck and I hate the pillow more than I ever thought possible 290
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Did I go outside to dance in the rain because I am whimsical or did the downspouts clog? Did I strip down on the front porch because I am a free spirit or am I just too practical to track water inside? 6740
Jonathan Zoia @jzoia.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Me: 🎶 I want to get away! I want to fly awayyy 🎶 Husband: Mute R. Kelly! Me: are you fucking serious!? 190
