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Jzbozny

@jzbozny.bsky.social
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Wonders. Analyzes. Writes. Tech, analyst, writer, knitter, cook, rebel, and Dorothy Parker wannabe. I may have read some books.

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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Earlier today I clicked on a piece of content in an app causing a list of options. One was “mark as spam”. For a second I thought it said “mark as a poem”. I want that world where we heave poems at people, unbidden, at such volume they must be flagged.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
I ask again, could someone explain how I get smudges on the out and IN side of my glasses? Be my friends and please tell me if I have a habit of randomly stabbing my grubby digits at my eyeballs and it’s my specs that are saving me? HOW DOES IT HAPPEN? Is there a smudge fairy? That sounds bad?
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Steve Martin as Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
ALT: Steve Martin as Ruprecht the Monkey Boy
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Yesterday I discovered if you turn the lights off and run the vacuum (which has a front headlight) in the dark - you are NO LONGER performing a noisy, boring, quotidian task. You are now a forensic investigator - a crumb detective. You now need a trench coat. Complete game changer.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Today Trump alleged a cease fire. On Easter he insisted Iranians were begging to continue to be bombed. Do I have that correct? Are we now meant to believe Iranians don’t want to be bombed, but that only just happened? I have questions.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Republicans are currently whistling past putting a photo on our legal tender and naming airports and a national arts center for a man who has openly threatened to use our military to end an entire civilization this evening. Bad. That’s bad.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Hear me out here. January is bedtime.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
The rest is in comments. 1. If the sitting President believes the Epstein matter is a hoax then why is he waisting American tax dollars on investigations (of others but not himself) ?
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Maca Iglesias @rotterdamvvg.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
Whoever did this wins the internet today.🏆
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PoliticsGirl @politicsgirl.bsky.social · 02/07/2025
FFS! youtube.com/shorts/zkKR5...
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Do You Have An Extra Room?
YouTube video by PoliticsGirl
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 01/07/2025
Cancelling FEMA, destroying NOAA services, while establishing a concentration camp in Florida is not coincidence.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 22/06/2025
We’ve bombed Iran. And dismantled our joint terrorism task force. And sent a third of the FBI to help ICE. And gutted the National Security Council. And a drunk guy is in charge at the pentagon. And our intelligence allies probably won’t share intel with us. Because people couldn’t vote for a woman.
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Mother Hubbard @oldmotherhubbard.bsky.social · 11/06/2025
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Elizabeth Jacobs, PhD @elizabethjacobs.bsky.social · 14/05/2025
Senator Alsobrooks: You’ve been unable to address specific questions about your agency. Can you name which office the Safe to Sleep program operates out of? RFK Jr.: Guesses wrong 5 times Alsobrooks: It is the Eunice Kennedy Shriver NICHD.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 06/05/2025
Um… so… youtu.be/ywVjqOcYDqA?... Didn’t he also say in that same 3 days we’d all be richer and really happy? Hmm..
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Trump says if Kamala Harris wins US ‘three days away’ from depression: ‘Joe Biden is Herbert Hoover’
YouTube video by New York Post
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 19/04/2025
#NoKings
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
Purposeful fraud on the menu today. If they can declare these live people dead, couldn’t they declare any other living person dead? Isn’t this administration supposed to be defeating fraud, not openly committing it? I Have Questions www.mirror.co.uk/news/us-news...
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Trump sparks ire as Social Security lists thousands of living immigrants as dead
Donald Trump's latest move is an effort to prompt some 6,000 immigrants to leave the country as it is thought they will "self-deport" and abandon the US for their birth countries
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
Maybe the most difficult part of writing is knowing a bunch of words and then putting them in a really interesting order.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
Hear me out here. If we can turn the clock forward an hour for daylight savings time, can’t we flip the calendar forward 4 years, you know.. for Democracy Savings Timw?
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Orange Dick Tater Hater @realbiscuitspaw.bsky.social · 12/03/2025
Jamie Raskin is encouraging people to file Federal Privacy Act requests on their personal DOGE data. Fillable forms here: jamieraskin.com/doge-privacy...
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DOGE Privacy Act Requests
U.S. Representative Jamie Raskin is encouraging all U.S. citizens to join him this week in filing formal demands for access to their personal data obtained by the Department of Government Efficiency (...
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 08/03/2025
For a brief period, I wrote 538's Significant Digits newsletter, including the first reported cases of what was initially reported as a pneumonia-like respiratory illness out of Wuhan, China. Now all of those are gone.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Lent means I have once again given up crunchy salty things. We have tons left over from my kid’s birthday party. Every time I want them, I try to contemplate the beatitudes & spend some time in prayer re: how to be a better human. Today, the Doritos in cabinet are asking a LOT for Jesus.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
So many missed opportunities for Dems last night. Why didn’t they all: - wear Covid masks - turn away from him and open black umbrellas when Trump began to speak - have one long loud in-unison coughing fit - bring those WW2 clickers abd make cricket sounds - SHOW UP IN DRAG?
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Not a paid protester. Just sayin…
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Christopher Zorn @prisonrodeo.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
More of this, please.
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KAMALA NATION @kamalanation.bsky.social · 01/03/2025
Ending the night with this. *Get your hankies* A D-Day veteran called a gracious and humbled Zelenskyy a hero.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
Why not specific days where everyone picks the same issue and calls their Congress people, five times each? Instead of all of us saying different on different days - all of us, the same issue, ALL DAY LONG.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
🔥 CROCKETT: “Facts matter.”
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zine editor @zineeditor.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Hey everyone, donate: secure.actblue.com/donate/nope4...
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I just gave to Judge Susan Crawford
Join me in defending Democratic control of the Wisconsin Supreme Court. The election is on April 1.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Fridays tend to mean the worst of the awful things. Both Dunning & Kruger would tell me I don’t know how to interpret how bad this might be. Can I get an explainer? This feels bad. Really bad. www.whitehouse.gov/presidential...
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Ensuring Accountability for All Agencies
By the authority vested in me as President by the Constitution and the laws of the United States of America, it is hereby ordered:
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 19/02/2025
What I REALLY want this app to do is: Tell you that you can name the gulf whatever you want! You type in what you want to name the gulf and click DONE. It writes in Gulf of Mexico and gives you the message “Who do you think you are, dumbass? It’s the Gulf of Mexico.” gulfof.mapquest.com
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Gulf of Map Explorer
Create and share your own custom Gulf maps with MapQuest
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Plumber for America @plumber4america.bsky.social · 17/02/2025
New tool made by dems house oversight committee where you can enter your zip code and see how much Trump is economically fucking you over. Great response to the MAGA bullshit tool on the DOGE website. Please visit to give the dems who made good trouble the SEO they need.
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The Republican Rip Off
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NOELREPORTS @noelreports.com · 16/02/2025
Ukrainian forces have liberated the village of Pishchane in Donetsk Oblast, about 5 km south of Pokrovsk. Russian troops have also reportedly been pushed back from several nearby settlements. This is reported by spokesman for the Khortytsia Regional Administrative District Viktor Tregubov.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 14/02/2025
On Valentines Day, we wear Trane.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 12/02/2025
I bet the toddler doesn’t use Gulf of America either but they let him in the press conference. And, because it never gets old, “Toddler in Oval Office yesterday; also Trump was there.”
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 11/02/2025
Trump has removed the director of the Office of Government Ethics, David Huitema. Huitema was confirmed at the end of the Biden admin for a five-year term. OGE is heavily involved with political appointments and helps nominees address conflicts.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 10/02/2025
Okay but this time “Not my President” is accurate because this time he’s a dictator. There’s a difference.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
If J6 was a day of peace and love then why is this being removed? Anybody? I’m somewhat baffled here. www.newsweek.com/jan6-capitol...
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Entire Jan 6 Capitol riot database disappears from Trump DOJ website
The page, which detailed more than 1,500 prosecutions, was removed days after President Donald Trump issued sweeping pardons.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
So proud!
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
Anybody able to verify if this is legit? It’s certainly interesting reading.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
About to create lists of racists here and on other social media. I shall call them, “Okay, Bigot.”
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Rural American @jsummers12.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Flood the zone is an effective strategy. Trump uses it to move on from bad stories. We need to keep reminding people that 74 Americans lost their lives after Musk and Trump gutted the FAA Safety Board and fired the FAA Administrator. Don’t let them sweep this under the rug.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Pam Bondi is disbanding the Foreign Influence Task Force - the FBI team that is charged with combatting foreign meddling in US elections. Worth asking how this makes us more safe in any way, shape, or form.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
Felon. Not Elon. Felon Musk.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
If a bathroom is considered a private space, isn’t my data also one? Could someone tell the President that a predator has, in fact, invaded my private space? He’s a criminal impersonating a legally elected official. As a woman, shouldn’t that EO protect me, especially?
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I feel a certain way about this data breach now. It may be useful to some Oh.. really? MY records show it has always said male. Got any proof your data is still accurate after that whole “we locked ourselves in a room with it” little bender of yours? No? Oh well.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
Leavitt alone, Karoline.
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Jzbozny @jzbozny.bsky.social · 03/02/2025
@fetterman.senate.gov Your phones are (and have been) hanging up every time. Your constituents can’t access you or your staffers directly. Care to comment? Where’s your stance against the breach of our data?
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