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Jym

@jymfox.com
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Owner of an orange car (Much better than a) owner of a broken car

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Jym @jymfox.com · 2h
I went out last night and it was like... warmer outside than it was inside??
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Jym @jymfox.com · 2h
I guess I can't be too mad that they still haven't announced a new 3D Mario because like... how do you even top this
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Jym @jymfox.com · 2h
Instead of taking time to experience anything new I've been playing through Mario Odyssey again and it's just... what a ridiculous, joyous experience, why do people rave about Mario Galaxy this was clearly better
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Jym @jymfox.com · 8h
Forget Barbenheimer, it's all about WHALE VOREGOTTEN ISLAND
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Jym @jymfox.com · 9h
Ah shit this mayonnaise is too interesting why did I buy three bottles
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Jym @jymfox.com · 29/09/2026
I got nothing of what I set out to buy and three bottles of interesting mayonnaise
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Jym @jymfox.com · 29/09/2026
GASP I saw U2 there once, real intimate little venue for up-and-coming bands you're gonna love it
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Jym @jymfox.com · 27/09/2026
Woah... WOAH
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Jym @jymfox.com · 24/09/2026
It's a really good point
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Jym @jymfox.com · 23/09/2026
I mean it's since occurred to me I know people who hate trailers because of spoilers and it does give you an opportunity to turn it off so maybe it's actually a great idea but still, could they do it in a less annoying way
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Jym @jymfox.com · 23/09/2026
This trend of movie trailers starting with TRAILER STARTS NOW is the worst thing happening in the world right now
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Jym @jymfox.com · 22/09/2026
ham
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Jym @jymfox.com · 22/09/2026
I think I replied yes in the dream but I'm not so sure...
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Jym @jymfox.com · 22/09/2026
More importantly though, the dream included me posting about seeing a cougar and reading the replies. @wryote.bsky.social asked "Did it have strange dog energy"
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Jym @jymfox.com · 22/09/2026
I dreamt I saw a cougar and it bit my hand, then we ran inside but it sneaked in with us so then we were in a house with a cougar
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Jym @jymfox.com · 21/09/2026
Succulent noseholes
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Jym @jymfox.com · 21/09/2026
My play stats for Undertale are really good
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Jym @jymfox.com · 21/09/2026
YOU KNOW IT
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Jym @jymfox.com · 21/09/2026
My email gets used to sign up to things all the time it must be on like a billion data leak spam lists but someone just signed up to NEWGROUNDS??
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
I didn't know adult games were being hidden from me on Steam until I added a credit card to see the dragon wash game, and now there's SO MUCH PORN has Steam always been like this??
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
Depluralise a movie Jame Bond
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
Oh... I mean that's still a hassle
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
Ugghh what a hassle
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
I mean it's Paddy McGuinness and Stephen Hendry, so it should be reasonably inoffensive
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Jym @jymfox.com · 20/09/2026
Occasionally I remember they're working on a new series of Big Break and life is worth living again
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
Okay good I'll watch, that will please him
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
If by worship as gods you mean be eaten by then yes that is my kind of society
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
Girl in the busy city centre McDonald's on a Saturday night, staring blankly at the slip that's just come out the printer like she's never seen anything like it: "... you bought a beanie" Me, grinning: "I did, yeah"
Terrifying Grimace beanie
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
I found it by the way just in case anyone else needs the Nick porn
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
New Zelda game just announced
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
Then... that's great??
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
YESSS THAT'S THE ONE
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
Okay I'm ready to outsource this, I saw a really hot picture of Nick dangling a mouse yesterday and I need it and I need to go to bed and I can't sleep until I've found it someone please find me my Nick porn
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Jym @jymfox.com · 19/09/2026
Do you ever think about how Nick made over a billion at the box office TWICE and he deserves every penny
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Jym @jymfox.com · 18/09/2026
I mean yeah it's not going to go BACKWARDS is it
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Jym @jymfox.com · 18/09/2026
I WILL he is perfection
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Jym @jymfox.com · 18/09/2026
I wish I'd captured a video of this developing, more and more ads kept appearing until I was trying to read through the tiny gap in the middle and then that got filled with a survey, I think it's programmed to have comic timing
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Jym @jymfox.com · 18/09/2026
The internet is funny and usable
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Fop & Moss 🍒🪨 @fruitfop.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Fox day? as far as im concerned it's fox day everyday
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Jym @jymfox.com · 17/09/2026
Bovril was originally called Johnston's Fluid Beef which is really funny
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Jym @jymfox.com · 17/09/2026
I mean SPOILERS, but
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Jym @jymfox.com · 17/09/2026
OH MY GOD FOX DAY?? FUCKING PET ME
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Jym @jymfox.com · 16/09/2026
GASP I'M HERE
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Jym @jymfox.com · 16/09/2026
100 DAYS TO CHRISTMAS!!!
static.klipy.com
Winking Santa Claus Cartoon
ALT: Winking Santa Claus Cartoon
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Jym @jymfox.com · 16/09/2026
I planted a load of grass seeds last weekend and it's been raining so lightly and consistently ever since. Those bad boys are going to be SO GERMINATED
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Jym @jymfox.com · 15/09/2026
I mean yeah it's a fair thing to say, I don't want you TOO small
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Jym @jymfox.com · 15/09/2026
Thinking about my description of the British cinema experience
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Jym @jymfox.com · 15/09/2026
Is there any greater modern day convenience than the cheese grater attached to a tub that collects the gratings Then you remove the grater and replace it with a LID to PROTECT THE GRATINGS ARE YOU KIDDING ME
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Jym @jymfox.com · 15/09/2026
YES I was so mad how the original video cut out JUST at the best bit
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Jym @jymfox.com · 14/09/2026
Champagne Super nose vore??
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