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Jonas Wisser

@jwisser.bsky.social
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Pittsburgher. Solutions Engineer @ Heap. Oberlin College alum. Scifi/fantasy enjoyer. Troubleshooter and walking edge case. This is a placeholder account. Find the real me over at wandering.shop/@jwisser.

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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Oh man, I haven't been to Zenith in forever. Do they still do the cake buffet? 🤤 Spak is great for pizza—I haven't had those wings but now I'll have to try 'em!
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'm sure Apteka is already on the list, but it's near me and everyone raves about it so it's top of mind 😅
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Playing with Tapestry 2.0 a bit. It’s neat to have Mastodon and Bluesky in one place. I don’t think I’m prepared to switch my Mastodon use away from Ivory, but maybe this can be the native Bluesky (and some other stuff) client I’ve been looking for. 🤔
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
that is truly a roller coaster 😂
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Oooooo. Tara as the High Priestess? What an interesting choice. Now I'm curious about the whole deck!
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The very first thing I saw the first time I got off the bus in Pittsburgh at 3am was a seven-foot-tall fox in a basketball uniform. 😂 It wouldn't be Pittsburgh without y'all visiting.
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
I was making dinner and had laid in a bottle of wine to celebrate with. As it became apparent I wasn't going to be celebrating, I cracked open the wine much earlier in the night than I expected.
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Mary Poppins' umbrella trying to recreate this gif:
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
And then it's back to freezing Sunday night/Monday morning. 🙃 My grape vine just put out new leaves! 😡
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
Wait. Is that where the White Stripes song and album Icky Thump got the name???
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 26/01/2026
"As Gregor Samsa awoke one morning from uneasy dreams he found himself transformed in his bed into a gigantic beetle, and forced to push a ball of dung up a hill, only to see it immediately roll down again, over and over, for eternity."–The Metamorphosisyphus
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 03/01/2026
there are a bunch of individual americans I like on a personal level but let’s be serious that entire country must go, we must be done with it
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 21/12/2025
if only there were something we could do about this!!!
AI hiring is here. It’s making companies — and job seekers — miserable
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 12/12/2025
It's been a long month this week
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
it's true
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PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 @patriottakes.bsky.social · 29/09/2025
Pete Hegseth accidentally flipping a skateboard into his nuts on live TV
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 18/09/2025
Never thought I'd be taking the side of a former host of The Man Show, but 2025 has been extra fucked that way.
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
ayo? 👀
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 22/07/2025
“mark zuckerberg wants to pay ai engineers a billion dollars? what is happening???” a bubble. a bubble is happening. this is bubble activity, this is classic bubble shit. you’d have to be stupid to not recognize this as a bubble. it’s just a bubble. we can all tell it’s a bubble
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 12/07/2025
Yeah, there are going to be several different protests. Should be fun! :D
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Renee @jg-pgh.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
i ❤️ pittsburgh
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 29/04/2025
from your fingers to @skeetofgod.bsky.social's eyes
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Pssst, I think you meant 2083 fathoms. But that's still a heck of a long way down! (Definitely worth a click through on this thread.) bsky.app/profile/mary...
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
this is another test post for tapestry
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 14/03/2025
this is a test post for tapestry
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 21/02/2025
Reminder that if you're following me on Bluesky at this account, you should instead be following @jwisser.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy so we can interact.
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zunderscore @zunderscore.tv · 05/02/2025
Fellow tech workers, this is coming from a place of love: Unionize, you fucking idiots. I would, but I legally can't because I'm a one person company and also because I run it.
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
It was their name accounts, not POTUS and FLOTUS accounts that might have been transferred to them?
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
I'd say we welcome you, but that's not really in our nature. So I guess we punch you aggressively in the shoulder and set your car on fire. But, you know… in a friendly way.
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
so good
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 18/01/2025
@niminightmare.bsky.social Thanks for a wonderful debut! Can you follow @ap.brid.gy so people on Mastodon can follow you from there? Thank you! 💚
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 07/01/2025
Hey folks! I’m not very active on this account. Instead I have bridged my Mastodon account to the Bskyverse. Follow me here: @jwisser.wandering.shop.ap.brid.gy And please follow @ap.brid.gy if you’d like me to see your interactions (likes, replies, etc.). Thanks! 🙏
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
pssssst I exist here 😛 And thanks for a fun evening!
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
Hey friends! I'd take it as a kindness if you'd follow @ap.brid.gy to bridge your account to the Fediverse so I can follow you from my Mastodon account. You can read more here (fed.brid.gy/docs), but the short and sweet of it is that we can interact even though you're over here and I'm over there. 💜
fed.brid.gy
Bridgy Fed
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Very excited to hear more about the updates! 👀
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Joseph Russell @josephrusselluk.bsky.social · 08/11/2024
Many moons ago, I created and voiced a follower mod called Lucien Flavius for The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim. He's a cheerful and musical scholarly companion who learns from you as you adventure together. More updates coming soon! www.nexusmods.com/skyrimspecia... #TheElderScrolls #Skyrim
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Jonas Wisser @jwisser.bsky.social · 11/08/2023
Hi. I'm exactly here enough to prevent anyone else from squatting this account. I prefer Mastodon, so you can find me over at wandering.shop/@jwisser.
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