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James Wheare

@jwheare.com
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@irccloud.com founder. Software design, JavaScript, Erlang. Fife coast and dog content. Bad at Bluesky. jwheare.com

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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 06/09/2026
Nothing sad about it! I too am imp.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 06/09/2026
Nah that’s hyper cool. Keep us posted with your progress!
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 06/09/2026
Metal?! It can’t be.
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Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
ALT: Solid Snake in Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 06/09/2026
Oh you’re doing *real* marathon? That changes everything! Is this destined for upstream?
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 06/09/2026
Loving this new Marathon update. Might get me to dip my toe back in.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 21/08/2026
I downloaded every weekly notice of operations for DBA going back to march and searched for Voltaire. It shows up in every notice between May 4th and 31st, then skips a few and shows up again on 22 June. Doesn't say what it's doing tho... doggerbank.com/document-cat...
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Notice of operations Archives - Dogger Bank Wind Farm
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 01/08/2026
I looked up the tweet and I’m still lost. I’m calling this a win.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 01/08/2026
I’m much less online than I once was sorry.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 01/08/2026
Dunno what the fuck you’re on about but I hard agree. I’m here for your coy obscurant posting. Drink and post more.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 01/08/2026
The tragedy of AI goes beyond environmental and political to a far worse sin: turning interesting intelligent people into the biggest bores on the planet. Get a grip on yourselves fuck. This is how I used to post and it’s why I stopped.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 22/05/2026
Rentier West?
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 19/05/2026
Cursed doomscroll algorithm tech: shame detection. Track when a user urgently scrolls past a thirst trap ad to avoid being linger detected.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 17/05/2026
Yea, twitshift. Long gone and good riddance 😂 No one wants to see my old tweets these day least of all me!
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 22/02/2026
Bizarre timing. I saw a similar anomaly the other day. Are we sure there wasn’t a freak rogue wind blast along the coast? 🤣
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 21/02/2026
Related: either we had a bird strike or it’s time to replace the anemometer.
Screenshot of a weather dashboard showing a 60mph wind anomaly.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 21/02/2026
The Beaufort scale: calm -> 32 variants of a bit breezy -> dead.
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stdillo @stdillo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
A Bluesky client for Roku TV Personal project 4 weeks in, update epitomical.co.uk/blueku/ #softwaredev #dev #bskyclient
Logo showing white butterfly with TV remote motif on a cloudy blue sky background
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 04/01/2026
I put together a mosaic of 2025 from the timelapse camera on my roof jwheare.com/year-mosaic/... (not a keogram, but inspired by @cbassa.bsky.social)
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2025 Year Mosaic
Full year mosaic for 2025 from a roof camera in Fife
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/12/2025
Nah just loads the whole lot and keep it in memory forever.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/12/2025
JSONBREAKFASTTIME
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 26/10/2025
London, not even once.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 13/04/2025
Pecha-kuchor, the smell of rain falling on dry 2000s era startup founders.
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FifeWeather.co.uk @fifeweather.co.uk · 22/03/2025
An incredible high wind gust was recorded on the Isle of May weather station as storm Éowyn hit #Fife in late January. An insane 98MPH top windspeed was recorded! 😱😱😱 The live dashboard for this station is available on my website's main page: www.fifeweather.co.uk
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 22/02/2025
Love it when we get the alternative camera angle DVD extra from the Aberdour webcam.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 31/01/2025
Happy to chat!
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Neil Kaye @neilrkaye.bsky.social · 30/01/2025
Where I live we now have got through the 10 weeks of the year with less than 9 hours of daylight and are approaching what I like to call the "rapidly lengthening daylight" period of the year. This #dataviz shows the weekly loss and gain of daylight at 51 degrees north.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
Zooming in on these, they seem to be 3d mapping some planes, possibly with lidar? Not sure if they use that data to try to detect a plane shape and scrub it. Might explain the inconsistency if lidar coverage or accuracy varies. No idea.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
They’re onto you… also, I do see a fair few planes at Gatwick in my imagery, just not at the gates.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
Never mind, it’s inconsistent everywhere. Curious. I did find one Heathrow plane on Google though :)
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
The Apple Maps satellite provider does this for roads too, but their attempts at airports are a bit… ghostly.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
Or they’ve just removed temporary/mobile features by averaging over multiple satellite passes. Avoids having weird artifacts like planes cut in half at tile/frame boundaries. You’ll notice there’s no cars on motorways either.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 25/01/2025
Looks like that’s been deliberately scrubbed as a clean base for the 3d building renders.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/01/2025
Did he ever make it to Homerton hospital?
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/01/2025
Right, time to close all these tabs and go for a wallk... oh wait. (spoilers for another project)
Screenshot of a weather dashboard for the peak of Storm Éowyn showing overlapping wind warnings, high rainfall probability and wind forecasts.Screenshot of a weather dashboard for the peak of Storm Éowyn showing forecasted gale force winds 45mph with 76mph gusts.Screenshot of a weather dashboard during Storm Éowyn showing 4 met office weather warnings with an amber iconScreenshot of a weather dashboard for the peak of Storm Éowyn showing a map with overlapping wind warnings and a cyclonic rainfall radar forecast.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/01/2025
I put a silly amount of work into this, but it was a fun exploration in datavis and storytelling. I could keep tinkering on this forever but I gave myself till then end of the month to call it done. Time to move onto other projects. (PS: looking for work…)
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 24/01/2025
Boatify wrapped 2024! Stats, maps, timelapses and silly stuff from my AIS receiver and webcam overlooking the Firth of Forth. (recommend viewing on a grown up computer, works on phones but not optimised for them) vessels.marinesightings.com/review/2024/
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AIS year in review 2024
Stats and interesting ships I saw come sailing in
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 19/01/2025
Lenticular clouds. January 16 2025 Full length on Youtube: youtu.be/2rZ3nUkFZnw
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 16/01/2025
Lenticular clouds at sunset, Kinghorn.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 09/01/2025
Oh well done. I’m currently struggling to put together a hilariously over engineered visual review of just my own receiver’s 2024 data so I think I’ll pass.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 09/01/2025
Plans for the ship data?
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 02/01/2025
Perhaps Mossmorran related? I wonder if it got worse in Aberdour. A92 probably not great for PM levels either. That said your previous levels are already low, especially PM2.5.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 01/01/2025
Happy New Year from Kinghorn! 🎇🥂
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Russ Garrett @russ.garrett.co.uk · 17/12/2024
Wrote up some notes on the Online Safety Act guidance and how it applies to small websites, because Ofcom's guidance is terrible: russ.garrett.co.uk/2024/12/17/o...
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Online Safety Act Notes for Small Sites — Russ Garrett
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 05/12/2024
I’d love to see all the hallucinated attempts before they finally got something accurate.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 22/11/2024
At least you can turn it off and don’t ever get randomly switched over to it.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 20/11/2024
Ox Stones
Border collie on a boulder looking over the snowy moors on a crisp clear day.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 20/11/2024
Snowy Tankersley sunset last night.
Sunset over snowy fields and a gate.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 17/11/2024
I meant how *low… but both apply.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 17/11/2024
5.5mm in Kinghorn. How long can we go? Most of it only just in November too.
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James Wheare @jwheare.com · 14/11/2024
Torbain standing stanes
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