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Jeff Weinstein

@jweinstein.bsky.social
756 followers 1.2K following 190 posts

He/him Retired Software Engineer. IBM, Silicon Graphics, Netscape, Cryptic Studios(RIP). Leave trans people alone, you fucking weirdos!

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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 20h
Brilliant! Call it Beyond Plants.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
The fact that you wrote "vim" rather than "vi" is a clear indicator of your youth.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Here is a "Burrito Bowl Crow" I photographed this morning.
A crow on a park bench eating from a discarded burrito bowl
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Haven't tried it in a while, but www.justtherecipe.com should strip all the preamble junk from a recipe web page and give you just the recipe
justtherecipe.com
JustTheRecipe
A free tool to get just the ingredients and instructions for any recipe page. No life story, popups, or other clutter.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Even though the calendar is free it pushed me over the line and I got a yearly sub. Make sure you tell your boss so you get credit.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
www.youtube.com/watch?v=rC8N... And Spartacus!
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Lucy Lawless - Lucretia
YouTube video by TheAnXej
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Did they wake the ghost of Field Marshall Montgomery to plan this operation?
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
I got mine a couple years ago at age 57, and I love them. Nobody has ever commented on them and I think most people don't even see them. I hated the wireless earbuds I tried over the years, but these are great. Comfortable enough that I barely notice them, and secure so I don't worry I'll lose them.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
For me it was reading Ain't It Cool News in the 90s
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Same thought popped into my head
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
A few bits of olive were an essential ingredient of the Taco Bell Enchirito back in antiquity
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
This thread made me a paid patreon supporter. For Doc.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
Someone needs to explain to her how resignations work
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
Let's be honest. His dad flew from Stockholm so he could attend the after party.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
They could have the Netflix app on your phone sync to the movie playing on the TV and pop up a notification with the dialog text
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Now you have Netflix execs forcing them to restate the premise of the movie every other scene for people who are mostly looking at their phones while the movie is on
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
@liccardo.house.gov Get on this!
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
Initial funding from Jared Kushner's brother
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
I see them regularly along the Los Gatos Creek Trail between downtown Los Gatos and Vasona County Park
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Same as the plan to repeal the ACA without a replacement plan, but minus the save by John McCain's thumb.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
This is me on the rare occasions when I'm out hiking after noon and reflexively say "good morning" as I pass someone
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
@chucktingle.bsky.social should immediately release a new book with the same name every time they announce one of these operations
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
Yep, I played UO for roughly the first year, and then rage quit one day after being griefed via exploits twice in close succession.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
If you ever find yourself in San Diego, the ship that played the Surprise in the movie is at the Maritime Museum.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
Same for me just now. I ended up using the web form to send them a message.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
It all starts with a programmer asking an artist "why do you need a 4k texture for a pebble?"
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
So.... Assassins Bleed....
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
This is like when they tried to kill Obamacare 65 times so they could replace it with a new plan that didn't exist. Too bad John McCain isn't around to have given a thumbs down to the backhoe.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
I feel like Google Maps is the best search engine google makes at this point
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The fiscal equivalent of attempting to launch a rocket into space but having it rain down as burning debris on a Caribbean island.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
I arrived at the local Salt & Straw ten minutes after they opened. They had already sold 30 of the Tacolate's, and expected to sell out of the first batch today.
I am holding a Tacolate, a taco shaped ice cream treat featuring a shell made of waffle cone, packed with ice cream, and covered with chocolate.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The Handbasket: @marisakabas.bsky.social Notes on the Crisis: @nathantankus.bsky.social Aftermath: @aftermath.site
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
The Handbasket, Notes on the Crisis, Aftermath
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Also doubling the price of Ozempic...
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Mike Sowden @mikeachim.bsky.social · 14/07/2024
Even now, videogames sometimes get looked down upon as dumb, trivial ways to spend your time. So here's a very personal example of how a videogame recently helped me get through the toughest period of my life, in a way I never expected. Bear with me. (Especially if you hate videogames.) 1/
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dria 🇨🇦 @dria.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
An incredible opportunity for an emerging potter who is able to devote 2 full years to an apprenticeship (ie: not me, alas!) Canadian citizens or permanent residents only. maryfoxpottery.ca/legacy/appre...
maryfoxpottery.ca
Apprenticeship Application • Mary Fox Pottery
The search for the next apprentice starts soon! Learn about how and when to apply for the 2026 - 2027 apprenticeship program. How to prepare, resources and more
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
I'd been wondering if you were still in the area after seeing you posting from pinnacles the other day. My wife was on the bird yesterday when they were still calling it "mystery warbler" and I got to hear all about it over dinner. Good luck!
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 15/09/2025
I watched this with my wife last week. She is a somewhat serious birder and I set this up to play for her and was just going to watch a couple minutes to get the feel of it, but their humor immediately sucked me in and I thoroughly enjoyed the entire thing.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
@dieworkwear.bsky.social secret @thebulwark.com takeover?
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
This is an update of the original video, which has 1.6k views. No car camping in Point Reyes, but there are campsites nearby. There is a link on this page: www.nps.gov/pore/planyou...
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Backcountry Camping - Point Reyes National Seashore (U.S. National Park Service)
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
We also ran into a guy who mentioned he made this short film about it(animal on animal violence warning): www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdDx...
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A Taste for Birds
YouTube video by Daniel Dietrich
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Some local audubon guys told us they did a study of pelican carcasses a few years ago and counted 74 in 2 months (july and august).
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Last week we saw a mom otter grab one of the pelicans and drag it across the lagoon to her pups.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Don't know if it is seasonal. We were there(Abbot's Lagoon) in July and also last week and both times it happened. The first time there was a coyote swimming out trying to get to the carcass after the otters were done with it, but he eventually gave up.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
Speaking of bird related violence, have you heard about the river otters in Point Reyes that have learned how to hunt brown pelicans?
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
@vengeancegod.bsky.social any suggestions?
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
Maybe look for someone who does combat training or choreography for live theater productions?
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 01/09/2025
Is this BirdNET-PI? www.birdweather.com/birdnetpi I recently set up a Raspberry Pi computer running BirdNET-PI to get 24/7 bird sound ID at our feeders. Both to get round the clock coverage and to stop my wife from filling up her phone with Merlin Sound ID recordings. :-)
birdweather.com
BirdNET-PI
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 26/08/2025
Dr. Pepper Keurig would be a better name. Sounds like a comic book villain.
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Jeff Weinstein @jweinstein.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
Something to do with Jeff Spicolli, Mr. Hand, and Cuba, I'm sure
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