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Jonathan

@jwaldrop.bsky.social
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“Nothin matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view” -Canadian fucking poet

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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The best codas build and build off the same notes and this one’s the apex.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Refamiliarizing in preparation!
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Were you a fan of Petula Clark in the 90s?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Topgolf and I am *not* watching ☹️
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
3 & out* dammit
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Opening Drives for Bama Offense… FG Pick 6 3 & out 3 & out of
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I look forward to this one in 2036.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Is he credited with that .5 sack earlier because he’d just need one more to get the (since keeping track) record.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“How does one urinate that successfully with an erection” asks naive white male?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Simmons just needed to peepee.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been scared for Chad Smith for sometime now.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THERE’S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
They stayed for the guy and yet they look like they hate it there.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Dabo has done more in the last 3 seasons to ruin the careers of talented players than any other college coach. They stayed for *him* and he’s paid them back by forcing the university to fire him.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What confuses me about Clemson right now is that you’d think the players would play with more of an edge because their coach states his loyalty to them constantly. And yet they play like their coach isn’t loyal to them.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That is exactly one more tackle than I have.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch is playing the actual way people think Keelon played today.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I enjoy all the creative ways you insult coaches and then Will Muschamp is just a dumb fuck.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is coping so forgive me, but Sark is 2-12 against Top 5 teams and DeBoer is 4-3.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’re not scoring a single point for the remainder of the game.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Unbelievable mismatch in the red zone. We’re hoping Derek Meadows becomes similarly impactful for us.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The jokes just kinda write themselves don’t they?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Dabo is Eric Stoltz in Pulp Fiction and the Clemson faithful is John Travolta.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe the best CFB team ever?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Regardless or do you view him as Napier’d?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
The man could literally be sitting on his dock right now.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
This is why I follow you, sir!
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Honestly, the thing we’ve been saying since this staff got here is “Mo Linguist has a type”. I think we have 4 corners who are 6’3”+.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Just wanted to inform you that Kane is wearing a long sleeve black shirt covered by a black vest.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
“they call Alabama the Crimson Tide”
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“Sta-AAAAAAAAAAY”
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Genuine question: is this McVay acting out?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Never felt more alive* in my life. *he did WHAT
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
GBYBR is that one inflated album every artist has where the lessers are the betters. Love the hits, but I’d die for Funeral/Love and Grey Seal.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I could put something cooler, but here are 20 tracks carefully curated for the discerning Golden Oldies listener. It’s honestly perfect.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
H’YAH GO! *badass guitar solo*
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social I’m just saying that KW has almost definitely fronted country rock cover band.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Never read an unnecessary word.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Kane Wommack before the first question today.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Legitimately my fave blind Criterion purchase.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The year I played, it took all of one drill through a human gauntlet and two bruised arms that looked like tattoo sleeves to understand there’s a difference between watching and playing.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
My particular burden is the Roku/Apple TV remote which has never been where I left it.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Been avoiding this one all morning.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Phillies or maybe the Mets, I’d say yes, you should be fine in DC.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
I went to a showing of Streetcar a few years ago and the audible gasps when Brando steps out from the shadows. I think everyone was blushing.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
You’ve dealt with this man face-to-face for years, so I understand that you might already feel this way, but, as a blind-spotted Tide fan, holy hell, he’s turned into an insufferable prick.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Of all the apex predator movies I want to see is the one about befriending a Komodo Dragon. I feel like it would be 90 minutes of the scene with Anton and Carla Jean at the end of No Country.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
My hope is that one university is looking to hire a HC and appoint that same person to the Board of Trustees. Tell me this isn’t a job for a certain school in the state of Louisiana.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
“Mobilize some laughs with just one call” is so wonderfully Canadian.
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