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Jonathan

@jwaldrop.bsky.social
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“Nothin matters but the weekend from a Tuesday point of view” -Canadian fucking poet

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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Opening Drives for Bama Offense… FG Pick 6 3 & out 3 & out of
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Simmons just needed to peepee.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
THERE’S A BOMB IN MY CAAAAAAAARRRRRR
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What confuses me about Clemson right now is that you’d think the players would play with more of an edge because their coach states his loyalty to them constantly. And yet they play like their coach isn’t loyal to them.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arch is playing the actual way people think Keelon played today.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This is coping so forgive me, but Sark is 2-12 against Top 5 teams and DeBoer is 4-3.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
We’re not scoring a single point for the remainder of the game.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
The jokes just kinda write themselves don’t they?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Maybe the best CFB team ever?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Just wanted to inform you that Kane is wearing a long sleeve black shirt covered by a black vest.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I could put something cooler, but here are 20 tracks carefully curated for the discerning Golden Oldies listener. It’s honestly perfect.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social I’m just saying that KW has almost definitely fronted country rock cover band.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social Kane Wommack before the first question today.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Is Kirshner okay?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Wouldn’t it be cheaper to hold a gun to the NIH director’s head?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
static.klipy.com
Grand Closing Grand Opening
ALT: Grand Closing Grand Opening
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
Is Cape Verde the Iowa of soccer?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Not busted so much as literally posing for a photo.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Is it possible to have a psychotic reaction from a soccer cheer?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Leo Messi get his iconic ass shut down by a scrappy ATL United team
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
De-ceased
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Sheesh to all of this, Ryan.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
Roll Tide
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
introduce yourself with 10 bands / musicians you've seen live Drive-By Truckers Wu-Tang Clan Florence + The Machine Wilco LCD Soundsystem Bruce Springsteen & The E Street Band Queens of the Stone Age KISS The Hold Steady Kendrick Lamar
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social Would it scare the people of Oxford to play the chorus of this every time TC throws a touchdown this season?
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Been saying “page one rewrite” all week.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
Unless everyone there plans on breaching the walls, letting him know your disapproval probably won’t do much.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
The irony in all of this is I want to believe Clay Travis.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
SNL UK is mostly blah, but the Bastard Seagull sketch from last night’s ep had me in stitches.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
There is one very specific thing Tommy Lloyd learned as a Mark Few assistant.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Seldom do you hear a Samuel Beckett reference on a sports broadcast.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
To this day I still giggle thinking about a @celebrityhottub.bsky.social tweet where he posted a photo of Mark Dantonio and Urban Meyer looking intensely at each other at a BTCG presser with the commentary: MD: You ready? UM: Oh, you know this. (They both start popping and locking)
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
There isn’t anyone I need to be okay more than Eugene Mirman.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Even better? It pissed Freddie off.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Horseshit
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Don’t worry guys it’s a quarter to 8 and we only have 21 more awards.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
I’m genuinely making an attempt in 2026 to listen to more jazz, but all I’m hearing in between the notes (that’s right, everybody gets a solo) is @pftompkins.bsky.social calling me “the common stupid person” and then I go back to Wilco.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
I have next to no followers here, but MZS was/is the answer for me in a post-Ebert world. Just an unbelievably good, conscientious writer. In fact, the wife and I just finished Secret Agent and I immediately went back and read his review. On the nose as usual.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
A bunch of Steve Carell movies were just added to HBO and boy I went through some emotions for a minute there.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
It (human existence) was nice (sorta) while it lasted.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
Silver Linings Playbook
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Never fails: sports writers love them some GoT shit.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Damn. And CFB doesn’t come back until August. Some depressing-ass public appearances on the horizon.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 26/01/2026
JSN you SOB
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
It’s insane to me OBAA received 13 noms and it wasn’t the most nominated film.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
STOP LOOKING AT ME FERNANDO
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 20/01/2026
Fernando praying the FUCK outta that prayer.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 18/01/2026
To this day, I can’t look at Mike Vrabel without hearing @hollyanderson.bsky.social in my head describing the type of nose he has.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
If this game comes down to a final drive and it’s Carolina, Bryce is a psycho.
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Jonathan @jwaldrop.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
I’m having a difficult time with choosing a team to root for and the only thing I’ve landed on so far is “Indiana hurt my feelings”.
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