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Hey look at this cool rock I picked up

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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 19/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Slow Internet
Alt: I Cast Extremely Slow Internet
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
"The Court of the Crimson King" by King Crimson, as heard in CHILDREN OF MEN (2006)
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
To clarify: Tom is no joke! We just like to grunt
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Heyyyyy!! ... ... ... Uhhh!!
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Am I seeing double?
photomatt 20 minutes ago | parent | context | next [–] | on: Automattic's board forces CEO Matt Mullenweg into ...

If you win (like Jobs against Flash/Adobe) you're a hero, if you lose people trash your name.

A lot of stupid people are swayed by the bots paid by the dark PR firms that PE engages to astroturf things and two-brain-cell "technical" YouTubers that have never optimized milliseconds off code that runs billions of times a day, never set up a rack that terabits flow through...@dril

and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
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Vanessa Funke @vanessafunke.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Found this in Schwelm today lol
Graffiti on concrete wall
"Its is my life - Jon Bovi"
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⚔️🎀 𝔉𝔦𝔞𝔡𝔥 🎀⚔️ @fiadh.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
give women swords
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
Post a perfect 90s album
Cover art of the album New Plastic Ideas by the band Unwound
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Ashley Willis-McNamara @ashley.dev · 22/06/2026
If “it really whips the llama’s ass” means something to you, please schedule your colonoscopy.
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Folks seem to be missing the connection here, but in short, being designated as a hate group severely limits your ability to do business.
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Homestar Runner theme song
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
All I ever wanted was to pick apart the day, put the pieces back together my way
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I am full of raw power
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
NeurIsis won
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
🎵 I've made my own code Sold my soul to Manilla Road 🎵
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've been to: Godflesh Demilich Ragana Grouper Stars of the Lid
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 24/12/2025
Five perfect films in no particular order The Thing Blade Runner Alien The Muppet Christmas Carol Flight of the Navigator
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
Android's text highlighting interface obscures the text you are highlighting, making it worthless for screenshots, and it would be so easy to fix (while breaking the original designer's aesthetic sensibility.) Why are you like this?
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
What are the rules when you check a band name against Encyclopaedia Metallum and the only hit is one unsigned band that called it quits 10 years ago?
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 29/11/2025
Technically “fuck around and find out” is the scientific method
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speedy ortiz ÷ sad13 ÷ sadie dupuis ÷ haunted guy @sad13.horse · 13/11/2025
USE YOUR TURN SIGNAL AHHHHHHH :)
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WinRAR Earle @tommchenry.bsky.social · 02/11/2025
The loping Antarctic dog community is much larger and friendlier than depicted in the opening credits of THE THING, but too often this bigoted portrayal is most Americans’ only exposure.
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Watching my download Mbps go up: Na-gle! Na-gle! Na-gle! Na-gle!
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
Wiring more shiitakes to my brain to treat ADHD
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 25/10/2025
"performance dropped as the frequency of the electrical voltages increased, but much like an actual brain, it could be fixed by connecting more mushrooms to the circuit." news.osu.edu/powered-by-m...
news.osu.edu
Powered by mushrooms, living computers are on the rise
Fungal networks may be a promising alternative to tiny metal devices used in processing and storing digital memories and other computer data, according to a new study. Mushrooms have long been recogni...
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 22/10/2025
As a 40 something millennial male I can say I've never had a nazi phase
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Therapy session canceled by AWS 🥲
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
New cassette player, so I can revisit some old favorites and find some new ones. Tonight's tunes courtesy of @vanessafunke.bsky.social
Tiny slice of my cassette collection, and a FiiO CP13
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⛓ X-Wing @ Alicianess ⛓ @allieinchains.bsky.social · 15/10/2025
FROGS TOGETHER STRONG youtu.be/9ZOiEa7BJO0?...
youtu.be
Frogs
YouTube video by Alice in Chains - Topic
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
it's just weird how we phrase it as "remote doesn't work" despite all the evidence pointing otherwise, rather than an abject failure of management "i can only run teams if i can physically touch them" and "three hours of traffic and wearing headphones all day is peak productivity"
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tef @tef.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
it's kinda weird that all the software i am expected to use for work are all written by distributed teams, go, python, postgres, linux, chrome, k8s etc and despite being told "the best teams work in an office together" i don't know of any software i use that's actually written that way
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Lars von Trier's Batman & Robin
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
A Thousand Leaves is an underrated Sonic Youth album
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Coda @codahale.com · 13/10/2025
War is hell
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Van... or Astro-van?
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Neil Young's On the Beach for the drive home from One Battle After Another
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Missin this guy so much
A senior pug with an impossibly long tongue
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emily s. @emily.news · 06/10/2025
hey, i am there and looking out the window, and it's just some people milling around in front of the ICE building. it's fine. no fires.
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
I should have known that when I bought a bass guitar, I would need to save up for a second pedal board
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Tom G. Warrior is a household in-joke here. My partner and I just going around like Hey... I said HEY!!!!
Thomas G. Warrior
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Senator Ron Wyden @wyden.senate.gov · 05/10/2025
They’re using American tax dollars to fund infrastructure in Argentina because that’s where they’re all going to flee when we kick them out of office
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
A bumper sticker that reads:

Keep honking!!!!! I'm crying in my car listening to the 2013 queer anthem UNBECOMING by esoteric sentimental doom band RAGANA
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
⚠️ MEMORY FENCE, DO NOT CROSS
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 03/10/2025
Catfished by Grafana Assistant
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
You feel something brush against your pants leg, look down, and see this by your feet. What do you do?
The Java "Duke" mascot thingy
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Tim Apple should apologize
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jeremy @jvoorhis.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Liquid glass? More like liquid ass
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The Blogging Goth @theblogginggoth.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
On this day in 1984, #ThisMortalCoil released their debut album "It'll End In Tears". Technically classed as a band, This Mortal Coil was a loose collection of artists on the legendary #4AD label, coordinated by founder #IvoWattsRussell.
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