Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I wish I weren't so timid around electrical wiring. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Getting the whole home battery backup mounted with the aid of an engine hoist with a hydraulic leak and some ratchet straps. 111
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Over the next couple of years, she's going to discover, at least three times, *why* certain things can't be eaten by braces-wearers. I forget which foods got my kids, but they were all already on the forbidden list and we just 'forgot' 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 27/08/2026The look of confusion on Greg's face when he realized that that crazy woman *may* have somehow *actually* changed his name and had just caused him a ton of legal nightmares for a gag was just too good. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 26/08/2026If there's ever an episode of Taskmaster with the most terrifying moments *for* the Taskmaster, it needs to include Catherine Ryan changing what's-his-name's name. 110
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026For years, I've been telling people about the Fun Fact that two of three holes in a properly wired outlet are perfectly safe to plug paperclips into. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 19/08/2026I'm surprised he didn't just trip balls for 10 hours. He's the kind of dog who would do just that. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026That's not a great likeness of you. They got the hair all wrong. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 18/08/2026My dog put a toad in his mouth and immediately spit it back out three evenings in a row. 110
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026But, it looks like spiderwebs. Why does it look like spiderwebs? 100
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Three nights in a row, my dog has eaten the same toad and always with the exact same results. He gets it into his mouth, tries to hide it from me while looking right at me, spits it back out, and then spends the next 30 minutes 'dog spitting'. I keep trying to tell him about parasites, but dog, so.. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026It's not "quite" the same, but you can watch asparagus grow. Like, literally *watch* it grow. I learned this as a little spaz kid when they told me to jam a ruler into the ground next to an asparagus stalk and report back when it had grown by 1/2" and it was *far* less time than anybody expected. 021
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026I said, "What? Of course there is. It's like yellow or something." Dude said, "It does look like somebody painted a yellow dot on the knob." And, at that moment, I remembered painting a yellow dot on the volume knob because I couldn't see it from across the room. There was never an LED. 1230
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Decades ago, I was very upset that a crucial LED had gone out on the volume knob on the stereo amplifier. I had a little extra cash, so I brought it to a repair shop. 20 minutes later, they called me to ask, "What LED is out?" "The volume knob," I told him. "There's no LED on the volume knob." 1110
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 16/08/2026If you're searching, the anti memetics book has a decent fantasy conspiracy, but it's just my first day, so I don't know why I'd know any of that. 120
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 12/08/2026If you ever find flakes of cholate between the pages of your library book, there's a good chance it was me. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 09/08/2026I have finally synchronized the death of all of my UPS batteries within a month. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026You have to explain the wonders of the Faraday Cage that *is* the unibody automobile. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026I mean, I *did* cancel my WashPo subscription when you refused to endorse a candidate. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 22/07/2026A few minutes ago, I pushed the button to turn on the Roomba mop in the kitchen because I dripped and didn't feel like bending down with the sponge. At any rate, the *instant* I pushed the go button, the power went out in the entire neighborhood. Sorry, #MyREC Anyway, power is back on. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 20/07/2026My favorite NCO in the Army was named Jefferson Davis. He was from the deep south. I started to ask him if he knew of his namesake and he told me to shut up. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Why did YouTube just give me end-of-life advertising? 110
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 13/07/2026I learned that you can NOT set a hot metal pan lid on a glass cooktop or it will immediately bond with the cooktop. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 13/07/2026It used to be that the smoking area was the great equalizer where somebody low in the organization could capture the ear of somebody high in the organization. Working from home changes that dynamic. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 08/07/2026I had that exact recurring dream for some 15 years after graduation. 020
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026What do people do with the old spinning rust hard drives when one upgrades their RAID with new spinning rust hard drives? 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026I've always known that some O-4 would ruin it for everybody. 020
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Reading Catch-22 pre-military and reading it post-military hit wildly different. Pre-military, it's a story about the most colossally self-serving douchebags forced together through circumstance doing the most random shit over and over and over. Post-military, it's just a story about the Army. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Wow. Northwest Culpeper takes their fireworks *very* seriously. I'm pretty sure my dog will be completely desensitized by the end of this. 020
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 03/07/2026I'm going to attempt rooting a mulberry tree cutting. 010
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 25/06/2026I finally met somebody who actually got to Mogadishu before I did, and I arrived on the very first plane. Turns out, it's a guy I've worked with for six years who was Army ATC. Said he watched the SEALs take the beach, watched the reporters swarm them, and then gave my aircraft landing clearance. 000
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Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 24/06/2026www.reddit.com/r/television...reddit.comFrom the television community on Reddit: Malcolm in the Middle ~ Komodo 3000 FireworksExplore this post and more from the television community 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Got a new photo ID today and the photographer asked me if my photo looked good. "Goodness, no. It looks like *me*." 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026So, I'll have to build out a very temporary office where my workshop is supposed to go so that I can build the new office, which means I'll need my workshop. So, I'll have to build out a very temporary workshop, first. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026But, what makes it more inconvenient is that I work from home with three monitors, so I'll need to bring those monitors to the new home, but as soon as I do that, I need to move *all* of my computers and the network equipment and buy new lengths of CAT-6e... Except, I don't have my office built, yet 100
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 07/06/2026I'm in the stage of the home build where all the inspections are complete, but I don't have an Occupancy Certificate. That's to say that I'm bringing pickup truck loads of household goods to the new home, but I can't yet stay overnight. 100
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 06/06/2026Moving stuff out of my shipping container and into my new house. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I feel a little bit bad about printing out my electricity usage and costs for the past year for the realtor because I'm *that* guy who doesn't really use A/C unless it's stupidly hot. My average usage is $119 a month. My highest month last year was $177. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 31/05/2026One of the things that I've learned in my 58 years is that I can admit when I'm in over my head. 000
Roman Fyseek @jvoight.bsky.social · 31/05/2026As I get my home ready for sale, I'm working on some plumbing, but I've chickened out and called a plumber. I'm pretty sure I could get the solder joints working. What I'm worried about is that I don't think I could get anything installed without bending copper pipe. 100
