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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎

@jvdance.bsky.social
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Resisting in Northern Virginia, always looking for opportunities to do something legal and peaceful. 46 he/him and here to consume and spread truth. And stomp trolls. Avatar of JD Vance (not of me): sp-studio.de, 12/21/24 Photo of statue: me, 10/30/24

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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We got two pandas 🤷‍♂️🙄
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Spot on
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Inigo Montoya would like to have a word.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
New presidential limousine just dropped
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is sort of what I’m going for with my Bluesky avatar😏
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
What in the world is happening to our country? 🆘🇺🇸🆘
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1kr5ur43m.bsky.social @1kr5ur43m.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
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Joshua Foust 🪖🎮 @joshuafoust.com · 02/08/2026
What if, instead of mincing around with the Polestar stuff, Volvo just redid this, maybe out of aluminum or something, as an EV?
A pristine, silver 1989 Volvo 240dl sedan, an absolutely indestructible tank of a boxy car that I miss every day
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🎀FANCY🎀 @fancysplace.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
I deleted Twitter. I signed up last October out of curiosity- just because of all the remarks about it here on Bluesky. Wow, it is so vile. So, so vile. I feel like I touched the hot pan while knowing better. I’m just gonna stay here.
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
The cyclospora outbreak has reached 7,400 cases across 9 states. The FDA just recalled 1.6 million eggs due to salmonella contamination. Screwworm cases continue to rise. And we’ve just surpassed 2,300 measles cases — breaking 2025’s record. “Make America Healthy Again.”
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Man, Trump has been on a roll this week. There’s too much happening…
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The advice nobody takes, no matter what they say: “You’re not supposed to put Q-tips in your ear.”
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
MAGA: 2016 was fair! (Obama was President) 2020 was rigged! (Trump was President) 2024 was fair! (Biden was President) They’re going to rig 2026! (Trump is President) Why is Donald Trump so fucking bad at securing elections according to MAGA?
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Good idea!
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
Twitter is all about bible verses on MLB uniforms right now. Nice place.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
“I eat paint chips!” - people who are still loyal to Trump
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Mark Hamill @markhamillofficial.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Thank you President Obama. 🙏 I appreciate your honesty, intelligence, dignity, integrity, humility & humor. 👍 Looking forward to the opening of your Presidential Center this week! 👀 Wishing you & your family all the best & continued success, Mar🐫
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
One year ago.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Our actions in Iran tonight ensure a global quagmire is coming. Donald Trump needs to be impeached yesterday.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I don’t understand what “ceasefire” means I guess.
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Lawrence @ldog562.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
absolutely...
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
This is the best thing I’ve seen 💯
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Halfsies @halfmt.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Now this is hard to believe. Just kidding.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
I helped my Trump voting aunt and uncle install an oven today. I was happy to help with that but I could barely look them in the eye. It makes me so sad…
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 24/05/2026
remember when you used to learn this information quietly and at the age of roughly eleven
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Twitter is shit. Just shit.
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Frenemy of the People @frenemyofthepeople.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
“The only negative side effect of vaccines is all the extra conspiracy theory assholes they create.”
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
3747. Congress must compel Trump to resign like they did Nixon.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Me at 5: tearing off furniture tags is bad Me at 7: I realize how stupid that is after watching someone make a joke about it in a movie (peewee’s adventure maybe) Me now, in my 40s: still feels wrong though
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Exactly. Ex 🫰 act 🫰ly🫰🫰!
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JennYFromHR @jennyfromhr.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Lots of complaining about #virginia from people who didn’t complain about #texas
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Seriously, anyone else who has done this please resign.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
“But can you can imagine how bad things would be if ka-MAH-la had won?” - literally the dumbest people alive.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Fucking-a right.
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 07/04/2026
23 people could stop this genocidal war criminal. That’s it. 23. 20 Republican senators and 3 republican reps in the house and he’d be out of politics forever. But they won’t. They’re addicted to power. A drug so strong they’d rather see a civilization die than give it up.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
This is the literal future, 36 hours from now.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Absolutely they would have.
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weinberg @weinbergs.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Rest in peace, James Tolkan; a fantastic character actor.
James Tolkan in Back to the Future
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Flakey Foont @flakyfoont.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
WAR! WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR? HUH! ABSOLUTELY NOTHING!
Freedom of Speech with Edwin Starr singing
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
I heard #HUD employees got emails basically telling them white men can, and are encouraged, to file discrimination complaints when they feel slighted. There’s gonna be a lot of complaints from snowflakes who got told “no,” I’ll bet.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
What an unserious thing to say.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 20/03/2026
We say “treasure,” for “public funds” now. I’m not arguing it’s incorrect but I am arguing what they’re really talking about is our massive, growing public debt.
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Lots of scam accounts reposting me lately. 🤷‍♂️
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Read this headline. Now read it again. Now read it again. You are not alarmed enough. It is later than you think. 🇺🇸 deadline.com/2026/03/trum...
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Mad_as_hell (Maddie) @maddie-says.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
So…it's been a "two-boxes-of-wine" kind of day, I see. 🙄 #DemVoice1 #ProudBlue #Pinks
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𝙹𝚅 𝙳𝚊𝚗𝚌𝚎 @jvdance.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
I can’t understand these people.
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