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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 05/10/2026
scene from the end of WKW's Fallen Angels where a couple is riding a motorcycle the camera is positioned somewhere around the bike's right rearview mirror looking back at them.
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
left to right: artificial kobe steak flavoured lays, salted egg yolk ridged chips, spicy hot pot pringles
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 26/09/2026
the cursed double unsolicited dick pic
Richard NixonDick Cheney
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 22/09/2026
I've read to the contrary re: ai but the post has since been deleted so maybe it's wasn't accurate?
screenshot of a post on fediverse. the embed summary contains the content of the deleted post which was in reply to the tuta account there which reads (there is another account name that I've removed bc it was just the person who reposted the tuta post):

"Your website states that you use Al curating a knowledge base. You are part of the problem. @Tutanota@mastodon.social"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 17/09/2026
kid's cooking
A page from Batman & Dracula: Red Rain in which Bruce reveals to Alfred that he has become part (?) vampire, sporting a pair of bat wings.
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 06/09/2026
dinner at www.lecrocodilerestaurant.com/dinner for folks' anniversary
my tomato & burrata salasmom's lobster bisque with koji foamdad's seafood medleymom & I had chicken with morrels
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 26/08/2026
similar thing with Cronenberg's Crash
a cast photo for the David Cronenberg directed film Crash that makes it look like they're the cast of a sitcom. Text has been added in the font used for the sitcom Friends that reads "CRASH"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 21/08/2026
my best guess is a bunch of these without their leaf coverings?
a glutinous rice dish, typically wrapped in a bamboo leaf & steamed
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 17/08/2026
not 100% sure but that might be AI, I found this (note the SUZU*I*KI)
a similar image of a girl on an electric motorbike, except against a red background and it reads "SUZUIKI" at the top instead of "SUZUKI"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 17/08/2026
CEOs gonna CEO i guess?
excerpted screenshot of @aselrod.bsky.social profile where among other things, he describes himself as a CEO
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 03/08/2026
it's a desktop wallpaper I made ages ago, available (rotated 90 degrees) here: juv3nal.neocities.org/pnc6.png
an iphone lock screen with geometric patterns on it in a gradient that goes from red at the top to blue at the bottom
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 25/07/2026
latest (not tried yet)
a tube of truffle wagyu flavoured pringles knock offs
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 20/07/2026
if you're willing to entertain used/discontinued models the honda e at launch was overpriced & had relatively shit range (but it should be fine for 50 miles), but importantly it was cute as hell
a Honda E compact EV
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 13/07/2026
what the hell is this bullshit
screenshot from the "Following" feed of bluesky that reads "We ran out of posts from your follows. Here's the latest from Discover."
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 04/07/2026
went out for some late night a&w and when I got back, can't get into my parking because half the block has been blocked off and there are 4+ fire engines here but no apparent water spraying
a residential street blocked off by a police car, several fire engines are further up the street in the blocked off area
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 28/06/2026
a fuzzy pal that belongs to someone else at the apartment complex where folks have a place in Mountain View
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 26/06/2026
i mean sure but not forgetting he is also
screenshot of an excerpt from @mattyglesias.bsky.social's profile page showing he is labelled/muted/blocked by various transphobia labellers
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 22/05/2026
the child:
a 4 year old girl looks towards the camera as a house burns in the background. this is a meme image that has its own wikipedia page https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disaster_Girl
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/05/2026
We are too happy! You *invite* Orz to your *house*! We can be *special* together. So much enjoyment! But *Nnngghh*! First, we are *squeezing* the *juice*. Later, we shall come to your *house*. We are *connecting*! Happy *Campers* are good for fun *parties*!
screenshot of the alien race the Orz from Star Control 2. The text which accompanies this is a quote from the game where the asterisked words represent potential translation errors.
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 04/05/2026
I suspect bsky doesn't handle panos well, but let's try. this is the view from the dining room where my bday dinner was, Michel's @ Colony Surf, Honolulu #tufflief
pano looking out onto a beach from a restaurant dining area
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 29/04/2026
reminds me a little of the necanthrope art from SLA Industries tabletop rpg, except they go for gothy black instead of bone and they have white psychic pus filled orbs instead of blood
A group of necanthropes from the SLA Industries tabletop RPGA necanthrope from the SLA Industries tabletop RPG
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 28/04/2026
Is that on bsky? I see the same one on youtube?
screenshot of an upcoming scheduled video from Johnny Chiodini's youtube channel. The thumbnail shows text that reads "Let's play Scriptorum Master of Manuscripts" but the title of the video itself says "Let's Play Sintopia!"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 24/04/2026
to be fair post.lurk.org/@sean_ae/116...
fediverse post from @sean_ae@post.lurk.org (presumably Sean Booth?) that reads "more like inferYES"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 09/04/2026
@asukafield.xyz helps
@drharmony.net's profile page showing that it has been flagged for both "Transmisogyny" and "Transphobia (General)" by the @asukafield.xyz labeller
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 05/04/2026
chicken @ aucomptoir.ca
roasted chicken breast, broccolini, chanterelle, cippolini, chicken jus
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 13/03/2026
counterpoint: fuchikomas are AI
from a Ghost in the Shell manga where Major Kusanagi is instructing the fuchikomas to switch to "autistic mode"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 06/03/2026
navy seal copypasta but for NEEERRRDS
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth.
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 03/03/2026
headline from thelondoneconomic.com that reads:

FIFA Peace Prize winner launches attack on Iran, says US lives 'may be lost'
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 24/02/2026
Sean Connery as Zardoz
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 17/02/2026
I was never clear on what species this thing is but it's not this guy is it?
Cerebus from Cardcaptor Sakura
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 31/01/2026
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 27/01/2026
I started reading that without looking at the end of the sentence or the link preview & thought "the show..?"
Sherilyn Fenn from Twin Peaks
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 21/01/2026
what you done to Zeke
Anna Garcia as fourth-grader Zeke on Dropout's Very Important People
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 21/01/2026
I guess that's our guy..?
Meme image of Leonardo Dicaprio pointing (as Rick Dalton from Once Upon a Time in Hollywood)
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/01/2026
errybody knows what he was up to
promo art for Grand Theft Auto Vice City
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 12/01/2026
found this btw www.w3.org/Internationa...
Working with UTF-16

According to the results of a Google sample of several billion pages, less than 0.01% of pages on the Web are encoded in UTF-16. UTF-8 now accounts for over 98% of all Web pages. You are strongly discouraged from using UTF-16 as your page encoding.

If, for some reason, you have no choice, here are some rules for declaring the encoding. They are different from those for other encod-ings.

The HTML5 specification forbids the use of the meta element to declare UTF-16, because the values must be ASCII-compatible. Instead you should ensure that you always have a byte-order mark at the very start of a UTF-16 encoded file. In effect, this is the in-document declaration.

Furthermore, if your page is encoded as UTF-16, do not declare your file to be "UTF-16BE" or "UTF-16LE", use "UTF-16" only. The byte-or-der mark at the beginning of your file will indicate whether the encoding scheme is little-endian or big-endian: (This is because content explicitly encoded as, say, UTF-16BE should not use a byte-or-der mark; but HTML5 requires a byte-order mark for UTF-16 encoded pages.)
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 08/01/2026
excerpt of dialogue from The Wire (Wallace is a young Michael B Jordan):

Wallace (focusing): Close your eyes. You working a ground stash. Twenty tall pinks. Two fiends come up and ask for two each, another one cops three.
Then Bodie hands you ten more, but a white guy rolls up in a car, waves you down, and pays for eight. How many vials you got left?
Sarah (without hesitation): Fifteen.
Wallace (dismayed): How can you keep the count right, but not do the book problem?
Sarah (matter-of-factly): Count be wrong, they'll mess you up.The Count from Sesame Street
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 01/01/2026
nye hot pot with the folks
Chinese hot pot spread featuring lobster, sliced beef, scallops, fish, mushrooms, chrysanthemum greens & baby napa cabbage
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 01/01/2026
a meerkat facing the camera
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 01/01/2026
a screenshot of text messaging on what looks to be an iphone. a picture of a small dog wearing a onesie is tucked into bed. the message below it reads "i lived bitch"
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 29/12/2025
Hayao Miyazaki looking off camera to the left, a subtitle reads "I strongly feel that this is an insult to life itself."
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 28/12/2025
MISTER POLICE
YOU COULD HAVE SAVED HER
I GAVE YOU ALL THE CLUES ⛄️
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 27/12/2025
with alt txt
three still frames of Philomena Cunk/Diane Morgan next to a Santa statue.

The captions read:
"The good children will get lots of presents and so, it turns out, will the bad children."
"In fact, the only ones who won't get very much are the poor children"
"that's because Santa judges a child's goodness based largely on parental income."
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 24/12/2025
pomotional still for Taskmaster series 7 featuring Phil Wang in his Game of Death Bruce Lee suit. The image has been cropped so that Wang's wang is out of frame.
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 23/12/2025
nothing particularly interesting in mine other than
Your mood this year: 😞
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/12/2025
AMUSE BOUCHE
Thai Dumpling with Organic Chicken
Rice Cracker with Yellow Curry
Wild Pepper Leaf Wrap in Carved Carrot
Golden Pastry with Catfish and Sour Mango Grass-Fed Water Buffalo on Pineapple Spoon
APPETIZERS
Coconut Mousse with Dungeness and Caviar (not pictured)
Duck Larb
Miyazaki A5 BMS 12 Wagyu
SOUP
Coconut Soup with Truffle Pearls
PALATE CLEANSER
Lemongrass Pandan ElixirMAINS
Blue Crab in Green Curry
Crispy Wild Pepper Leaf, Vermicelli, Cabbage
Japanese Tiger Prawn with Lobster Tom Yum
Wolffia Pearls, Seaweed Caviar
Water Buffalo Shank and Massaman Curry
Basil Rice, Kabocha Squash, Pommes Purée
PALATE CLEANSER
Sour Mango Sorbet and Anchovy Sauce
DESSERTS
Smoked Ice Cream with Bamboo Sticky Rice
Petit Fours
Seasonal Fruit
Blue Lotus Tea (not pictured)
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/12/2025
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/12/2025
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 14/12/2025
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juv3nal @juv3nal.neocities.org · 24/11/2025
Udo Kier as a weird accelerated aging baby in The Kingdom/RigetA headshot of a young Udo Kier looking ridiculously hot
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