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@juttlejuice.bsky.social
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"You really think someone would do that, just go on the Internet and tell lies?" Rattlers DNI pfp WAS from here: youtu.be/VOuw21CJ5As then it WAS by @silversylveon.bsky.social now it's by me. also this: juttlejuice.straw.page

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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 3h
whaaaaaaaat, nnoooooooooooo. i would nevverrrrrrrr, especially to a 17 year old. me? describe something from pornography???? nahhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 16h
don't catch on fire.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
the Clouds will kill us all.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
for what????
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
just saw a Target employee at Costco.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
is IHoP even International?
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
what game is this from.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
SHE'S GOT HER COCK OUT
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
i'm petending my eyoad also oe as a stange fom of mocey.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
oen eyoad. 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literally what is the point of YouTube snapshots if they're inaccessible over a redirect to tell YouTube whether the user wants light or dark mode.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
trying to pull something from YouTube via the wayback machine and it somehow keeps fucking redirecting to the most modern capture because it's the only one with "?themeRefresh=1"
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there was a period of time where Speed streams were formatted like Family Guy episodes.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
watching a small creature hype themselves up for a big jump is always fun to watch.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
i dreamt i somehow ended up in a Salmon Run ARG, but because i had such shit connection, i only occasionally saw the map updating with the tides until the match was over and i got to see what the reward for doing the ARG was. don't even remember what the reward was,
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"yes, the Lopunny, Meowscarada, Vaporeon, Lucario, Indeedee, Gardevoir, Delphox, Goodra, Zoroark... quit staring at me like that, Galarian Obstagoon, Sylveon, Ditto, and, yeah, toploaders for them all."
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
going to the same cardshop and purchasing exclusively "goonable" Pokémon cards until the cashier makes the connection.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yeah half the idea's from there.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
if i ever make a game, i will add pettable creatures that will explode if you pet them too much. explode them all, and a toggle will appear in settings that will revive all of them and allow for you to choose between infinitely spamming the pet option or causing them all to explode again.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@crasheonrulez.bsky.social Tyranitar will never be powercrept.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if you don't draw Maddie Deltarune with eyebrows thicker than Red Angry Birds then you're just drawing a recoloured Pink.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
?
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
"no officer i swear, the money fell from the sky as i walked out from under the bridge."
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
IT'S SCP-9787 COMING IN WITH THE HONDA CIVIC
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
shoutout when games have an indie enough team that they have the stupidest file names and variables.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
if i ever say something so outrageous it makes you want to do something IRL just know i'm probably lying and successfully baited you.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
A picture of Brian's face with the text 

"Repost if youre really fucking stupid"
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
the anthro deer population is dwindling because they're all gay.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
kills you.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it's okay to space out sometimes, and if you gotta while behind the wheel on the highway, then so be it, i'm sure the passengers would be understanding.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Microsoft will literally announce a fourth dimension before optimizing Minecraft for the NS2.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
did cars even exist back in 1996.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i don't even know what butterscotch is, but it's probably better than cinnamon. so imagine my disappointment when i get both.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
not recently.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
barely tolerable, especially without the glaze.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i FUCKING HATE CINNAMON
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
do NOT read the following if you scare easily. SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!! BAD TO THE BONE RIFF. (da-na-na-na-nana)
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
sometimes you're just a lone rubber bouncing ball with a painted on smile that's partially scratched off who's thrown once, bounces around, then settles in an obscure corner to be forgotten about for weeks on end.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What I bring to the table: *wordslop *wordgem *rarely imagegem *slopgem
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one day i will figure out how to break the barriers of this three-dimensional space and i will use my power exclusively to create strange looking lamps.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
sentenced to tedious busywork without earbuds.
sobbing Miku.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“see these are the consequences of being honest, you hold yourself back, and lose the game because seriously who thought it would be a good idea to not allow castling while in check(mate).”
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
make kindness like fine glitter, get it everywhere, make it leave traces months later, make it unremovable, make it contagious, make people unable to shake it off.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫵bottom.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🫵bottom.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"bitch," quoth the bottom.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
don't watch a Grian video while eating.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
cat arching back.
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
meow meow meow!!
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do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
what many people don't know is that Vaporeon skin has the properties of oobleck.
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