do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 3hwhaaaaaaaat, nnoooooooooooo. i would nevverrrrrrrr, especially to a 17 year old. me? describe something from pornography???? nahhhhhhhhhhhhh. 000
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 07/10/2026i'm petending my eyoad also oe as a stange fom of mocey. 110
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026literally what is the point of YouTube snapshots if they're inaccessible over a redirect to tell YouTube whether the user wants light or dark mode. 000
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026trying to pull something from YouTube via the wayback machine and it somehow keeps fucking redirecting to the most modern capture because it's the only one with "?themeRefresh=1" 120
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 06/10/2026there was a period of time where Speed streams were formatted like Family Guy episodes. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026watching a small creature hype themselves up for a big jump is always fun to watch. 121
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026i dreamt i somehow ended up in a Salmon Run ARG, but because i had such shit connection, i only occasionally saw the map updating with the tides until the match was over and i got to see what the reward for doing the ARG was. don't even remember what the reward was, 030
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"yes, the Lopunny, Meowscarada, Vaporeon, Lucario, Indeedee, Gardevoir, Delphox, Goodra, Zoroark... quit staring at me like that, Galarian Obstagoon, Sylveon, Ditto, and, yeah, toploaders for them all." 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026going to the same cardshop and purchasing exclusively "goonable" Pokémon cards until the cashier makes the connection. 140
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 05/10/2026if i ever make a game, i will add pettable creatures that will explode if you pet them too much. explode them all, and a toggle will appear in settings that will revive all of them and allow for you to choose between infinitely spamming the pet option or causing them all to explode again. 151
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026@crasheonrulez.bsky.social Tyranitar will never be powercrept. 210
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if you don't draw Maddie Deltarune with eyebrows thicker than Red Angry Birds then you're just drawing a recoloured Pink. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026"no officer i swear, the money fell from the sky as i walked out from under the bridge." 030
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026shoutout when games have an indie enough team that they have the stupidest file names and variables. 022
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 04/10/2026if i ever say something so outrageous it makes you want to do something IRL just know i'm probably lying and successfully baited you. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 03/10/2026the anthro deer population is dwindling because they're all gay. 060
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026it's okay to space out sometimes, and if you gotta while behind the wheel on the highway, then so be it, i'm sure the passengers would be understanding. 021
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Microsoft will literally announce a fourth dimension before optimizing Minecraft for the NS2. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026i don't even know what butterscotch is, but it's probably better than cinnamon. so imagine my disappointment when i get both. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026barely tolerable, especially without the glaze. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026do NOT read the following if you scare easily. SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!! BAD TO THE BONE RIFF. (da-na-na-na-nana) 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026sometimes you're just a lone rubber bouncing ball with a painted on smile that's partially scratched off who's thrown once, bounces around, then settles in an obscure corner to be forgotten about for weeks on end. 021
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What I bring to the table: *wordslop *wordgem *rarely imagegem *slopgem 053
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026one day i will figure out how to break the barriers of this three-dimensional space and i will use my power exclusively to create strange looking lamps. 030
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sentenced to tedious busywork without earbuds. 051
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“see these are the consequences of being honest, you hold yourself back, and lose the game because seriously who thought it would be a good idea to not allow castling while in check(mate).” 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026make kindness like fine glitter, get it everywhere, make it leave traces months later, make it unremovable, make it contagious, make people unable to shake it off. 031
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what many people don't know is that Vaporeon skin has the properties of oobleck. 230