do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 3hdo NOT read the following if you scare easily. SKELETONS!!!! SKULLS!!!! BAD TO THE BONE RIFF. (da-na-na-na-nana) 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 15hsometimes you're just a lone rubber bouncing ball with a painted on smile that's partially scratched off who's thrown once, bounces around, then settles in an obscure corner to be forgotten about for weeks on end. 021
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026What I bring to the table: *wordslop *wordgem *rarely imagegem *slopgem 053
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 01/10/2026one day i will figure out how to break the barriers of this three-dimensional space and i will use my power exclusively to create strange looking lamps. 030
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 30/09/2026sentenced to tedious busywork without earbuds. 051
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026“see these are the consequences of being honest, you hold yourself back, and lose the game because seriously who thought it would be a good idea to not allow castling while in check(mate).” 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 29/09/2026make kindness like fine glitter, get it everywhere, make it leave traces months later, make it unremovable, make it contagious, make people unable to shake it off. 031
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 28/09/2026what many people don't know is that Vaporeon skin has the properties of oobleck. 230
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"'Do I recognize the bodies in the water?' no, what bodies?? "yeah, i'm staring right at the Evil Red Lake like you ordered me to and i don't see any bodies. "yes my eyes are fine they were checked less than two weeks ago by one of you guys." 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 27/09/2026our daylight is now officially less than half the full day. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i was the only male Soprano in the entire 9th grade afair, this and my height resulted in me being smack front and center during our performance. several students were astonished during voice testing when i kept going higher and higher with the choir teacher as he was determining our vocal ranges. 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Rush Doors and Verity Minecraft use the exact same source image. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026call me an LLM the way i only read the first portion then extrapolate what the rest of the text is without actually doublechecking. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 26/09/2026found this hilarious comment, i'm gatekeeping the source. 171
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"but you don't often see Wawario and Wawaluigi in any Mario games like Mariokart Seven." 🔥🔥🔥 040
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026mfs will show off something cool they made in Minecraft, say "it's vanilla!!" then reveal they were using seven datapacks that can be downloaded from a link in a Discord server. if i can't recreate it on my NS2 or on a Java client i just installed off the official launcher, THEN IT AIN'T VANILLA. 040
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026okay well i asked the bugs in my floorboards and they agreed that it's normal so you're outnumbered. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i probably shouldn't be endorsing this, but i wonder if joining NSFW servers makes your Discord account more likely to be spared. 260
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026wowwww, it's just a vocal stim why are you getting so mad?? so what if i like yelling "ACTIVE SHOOTER IN THE BUILDING" 122
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*is met with the natural consequences of my actions* why would Adam Sandler do this to me. 120
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 22/09/2026*goes to the restroom.* "WHAT THE FUUUCK IS THAT PEE" 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026one day, i will yell "GET 'ES ASS" and at least two people will listen and turn a poor sucker into a Victim. 020
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 21/09/2026if you drink too much milk The Cows will Sense it inside your body, causing unpredictable consequences. 110
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026imagine if GTA 6 fimally releases and the graphics are on par with Pokémon Sword/Shield. 121
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 20/09/2026where's the exact line drawn between "limited edition" and "no longer in production." 011
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026they're not copyright violations, they're just illegally distinct from the inspiration material. 030
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 19/09/2026hot take but i miss the old r/losercity. ever since the mod drama, there's been a whole lot more hot furry art due to the OC loophole, and a whole lot less shitposts. it's sad to see because nowhere else can you find such analysis on internet fandoms than under a post flaired "Skibidi Hawk Tuah." 130
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 18/09/2026stayed up most of the night raiding The End with a good friend in a small YouTuber's world. i bring this up because while we were bridging, i sent a message to said friend saying "a plumber taught me this." before full sprinting into the void in front of him. (keepinv's on and i had tp perms) 110
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 17/09/2026ever thought about how well dressed most of the PVZ zombies are? 380
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026"dropping buckets" should become a phrase that's used as the opposite of "drop in a bucket." it's so significant that it's comparable to dropping a bucket's worth of water on the ground. 021
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 16/09/2026imagine a Bernie Sanders cameo. the media it would be in is irrelevant, just imagine him doing a cameo. 141
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026you ever think about how- *turns red* WAIT, NO, I'M SORRY, AAAAAAGGGGHHHHH *dissolves into nothing.* 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026if you were born after December 21, 2012 you are not real, and are, in fact, a sham, a decoy, a false narrative, all designed to make the REAL people age faster. 120
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026drinking liquids with a pH level of 0 is bad for you, PROVE. ME. WRONG. 030
Reposted by do not drink.do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 12/06/2026shoutout the Frisbee dog from Wii Resort that would give you an attitude if you threw so poorly they couldn't catch the disc. 011
Reposted by do not drink.do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 27/06/2026don't EVER walk into secluded forests late at night, kept hearing some voice say "look at the tree" bitch what tree there's thousands of them here. 001
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026lowkey i'm running out of ideas for shitposts rn, so imma just repost some older stuff. 120
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 14/09/2026how do i as a cis man explain to a barber that i want her haircut. i think it's androgynous enough for me to pull off. 010
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026on this day 25 years ago Jay Z released an album in collaboration with Kanye West named "The Blueprint." here's a picture of the Twin Towers to stay relevant. 140
Reposted by do not drink.do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 19/05/2026the real cure for depression They don't tell you about is being EVIL. and the flaming skeletons. necessary accessory. 011
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026apparently i accidentally ate half cooked chicken three hours ago. 262
do not drink. @juttlejuice.bsky.social · 11/09/2026one of my cousins straightened her obnoxiously curly hair just to replicate my hairstyle and i never felt so flattered. 021