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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

There are DMs on Bluesky? How’s everyone feeling about that… sometimes I miss it on threads but mostly I feel like it’s for the best

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 11/11/2024

There’s nothing more insulting than coming home to find it colder in LA than it was in NYC

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

Today is the “The Plumber Wants $1,000 Am I Willing To Bet On Myself To Fix It Instead” challenge, wish me luck 🫠🚽 At stake: mother in law’s ability to poop when she visits

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 06/07/2023

I cant do another social media app, especially not a Zucky one. I’m ready to transition into my touching grass and getting the memes next quarter via WhatsApp era.

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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/07/2023

WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 18/05/2023

I don’t know what serving c*** is and I think it’s best for everyone if I never find out

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 15/05/2023

New Slack auto response just dropped

RangeError: Maximum call stack size exceeded (native stack depth)

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 08/05/2023

Me: No way is this bagel girl flirting. Ain't no way. You're just confused because she's cute and it's her job to be friendly. Also me, at home a few minutes later: Oh my god there are 14 bagels in this dozen.

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Lady next to me: “what’s your name, by the way?” Bartender: “It’s Barrett!” Lady: “omg, Bear?? That’s so cute!” Bartender: “Barrett, actually. Barrett.” Lady: “CUBBY BEAR. FUZZY BEAR. I can’t handle how cute that name is!” Bear: 🫠

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Chris Hayes @chrislhayes.bsky.social · 05/05/2023

Well this doesn’t look *great*

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 04/05/2023

Last night my son confided that a 2nd grade classmate had hurt his feelings for liking pink and other “girl colors.” This morning he picked out his VERY PINK Angel City FC jersey to wear to school. Unbothered & unapologetic little guy! 😆 Wish I had that confidence at 8 years old.

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Bumping my addy dosage to outperform a work frenemy out of spite

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

I can see the people whose manic volume of skeets gives away the pain they’re in over here. I see them, and I am them.

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Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Can’t post videos yet so I guess I’ll just write out my TikToks. Ahem *clears throat* Scene one. The newsroom. Daytime. Dave bursts in, yelling about the writers strike ……..

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 03/05/2023

Wondering what it’s like to have opps

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Erica Ifill @wickdchiq.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

A reminder that Black women started ringing the alarm on AI before this

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Driving in LA & trying to pick a lane of traffic that’s moving:

Aragorn from Lord of the Rings, looking sorrowful and saying “all my choices have proved ill”

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Gang, is it anti-worker to watch TV while this strike is on? 🥺

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Aziz Ansari despite us never having interacted — multiple friends of mine have asked him why but he’s never given a straight answer 🤷🏽‍♂️

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

I don’t know what they’re talking about. *resumes listening to a playlist that’s just all covers of Radiohead’s ‘Creep’*

abc
NEWS
ABC News
ABC News article:
JUST IN: The U.S. Surgeon General released an advisory on Tuesday calling attention to the public health crisis of loneliness, isolation, and lack of connection in the United States.

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 02/05/2023

The Writers Guild had authorized a strike effective 12:01am May 2nd. Solidarity with union writers!!! ✊🏾

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

I got linked to the trans + queer shitposters cluster, I feel like I rate 1/3 of those at best but happy to be here 🫡

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

The kids online keep talking about serving cunt and I’m deathly afraid to ask what the fuck they mean

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

JAWS. My dumb ass was having anxiety attacks at the SWIMMING POOL.

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

When someone prefaces their sentence with “don’t get me wrong, EYE am a Democrat, EYE voted for Obama…” just know they’re about to say the most breathtakingly upsetting, out of pocket shit imaginable. Don’t ask me how I know. 🥲

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

It’s come to my attention that some of you have been viciously sub-skeeting me…

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 02/05/2023

Participating in met gala discourse as a hetero cis man like “love Sydney Sweeney’s boobage in this outfit, timeless.”

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Saddington 3 (in production) @2saddington.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

ur skeet is doing well? baby you’re going skyral

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Natalie Wynn @contrapoints.bsky.social · 27/04/2023

great, now I’m addicted to 2 twitters

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

Once when I was a lawyer a defendant got on the stand and started her testimony by pointing at me in open court and shouting “justseeby is a MUSLIM and he tried to recruit me for his harem.” 🫠

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

On twitter they’re whining about women wearing leggings to the gym because it’s “too distracting.” This place is gonna microwave their little brains.

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

It would be hilarious if the people in charge of this app let some English people in

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

If a bunch of dipshit magas arrive here to find thousands of trans women constantly posting fire nudes, we’re going to end this culture war very quickly

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

Just saw an AI generated beer commercial. Everything is uncanny valley and disturbing — just slightly off & wrong — which makes the Smashmouth song the machine decided to use an absolutely perfect fit

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

I WAS TOLD THE HAT TAKES YOUR PREFERENCE INTO ACCOUNT 😭

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

What the fuck is the goose metacluster and why am I in it 😰

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

eating bangers & mash: “I don’t want to remember nuffink, innit”

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 01/05/2023

Wondering if I’m queer + POC in tech or just a boring English speaker

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

Honestly, one of my best fuckups ever

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

This Curry kid has a bright future

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

I think the vibes are good because the people who are here came specifically to avoid the shitty vibes of the old place. The homophobes, transphobes, racists, and nazis haven’t made it here yet.

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Seeby | حسيب @justseeby.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

ok, make yourselves useful: orange theory or F45?

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 30/04/2023

microsoft: introducing our new search engine, Bing! everyone: it’s awful. we hate it microsoft: ok. what if we gave it a soul

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🇵🇸 Ross 🇯🇲 @rosss.bsky.social · 28/04/2023

Mods send me invite codes I'm like one of 10 black people here

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