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David Marshall

@justonefollower.bsky.social
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dear Robert Jenrick, *you* don’t get to decide who is and isn’t British, you racist ghoul.
Mr Jenrick said: ‘We’ve ended up in a country where there are millions and millions of people who have a British passport in their bedroom drawer, but who are not culturally British by my standards [...]’
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Absolute frothing gibberish.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Mr Burns from The Simpsons, high and happy
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Thanks for the warning, BBC News.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Apparently there’s no news today.
Sky News website
Top Stories
Meghan ‘very excited’ about acting comeback – as Harry faces consequences of court defeat
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Well, it is a Who dunnit.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
There’s an awful lot of this in the media today.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I would have said that this was AI written, but LLMs don’t miss words out or punctuate this badly.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
How do these rumours start?
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
The winning party losing more than half of its voters in under two years is a record?
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Thank god we’ve got Chris Mason to state the fucking obvious for us.
BBC News website headline “Chris Mason: Ministers have to close asylum loopholes while protecting the genuinely vulnerable”
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
It‘s like he wakes up and thinks “What’s the most short-termist, self-defeating thing we could do?”
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
This is only rational if the Prime Minister believes that the NHS exists for the benefit of doctors, not for the benefit of society and the economy. He's a strange man.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Child: Miss, miss, look at me, I’m a hologram! Britain's most gullible headteacher: 😱
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
And which neutral authority is telling the Chancellor this? You'd have to read to the sixth paragraph to find out it’s Mel Stride. Pretty shoddy by Sky News.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I do have time for Miliband, but the time for intervention was two fucking years ago, Ed. One of the biggest flaws of this government, amongst so many flaws, is taking forever to take even the tiniest step.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
I had not realized that his lack of intellectual curiosity was supposed to be a secret.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Donald Trump has correctly identified that this is not Keir Starmer.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Oh no! Kemi Badenoch has hit the Conservative Party with her car! But don't worry, she's brought a shovel to finish the job off.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Which word am I supposed to be stressing in this headline?
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
FINALLY.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
WTF is “leftover chocolate”?
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
Did a Brussels sprout write this?
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 23/11/2024
HTH.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 14/11/2024
I can't believe Trump's pick for Health Secretary.
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David Marshall @justonefollower.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
How one persuades a former colleague to make a positive change.
A Google Chat message reading “Get your skinny ass onto Bluesky so I can leave X for good.”
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