Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026They are warm, in spite of what the tater nipples show 120
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Me: i made tater tits for dinner Them: you mean tots? Me: um... 4233
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I used to live a stone's throw away from a family that all had mysterious head injuries. 2274
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 14/08/2026My daughter is getting married on Tuesday. I made a cake stand and a card/memory box for them. Honestly, that box is probably the coolest thing I've ever made 5283
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 05/08/2026They say when you get stung by a jellyfish, you're supposed to pee on it. I did. It just made the jellyfish mad. 2210
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026My clothes may not look gay, but I do keep them in the closet. 2192
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 21/07/2026A little... and after wearing them for 40 years, I was told my foot is too wide for them. I've been having pinching nerve issues in my foot. 110
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 20/07/2026TV ad: do you have any degrading videos? My mind: like cuck stuff? It turns out, they just want to convert your film to digital video before the film degrades too much. 3433
Just Mike @justmike.bsky.social · 17/07/2026I decided to get out of bed today, so now I'm everyone's problem. 2164
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