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Justin W. Cornell

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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
John Carpenter’s ESCAPE TO THE CHATEAU
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the monster horribly wallowed in his blood, overwrapped himself in impenetrable, mad, boiling spray
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The Best Album of 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
so confused
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
You can always count on the Mets to step up when it matters least.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
The parent equivalent of splitting the G in a pint of Guinness is free pouring water in the baby’s bottle to mix with formula powder, and hitting the 2 oz line on the first try.
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Scam Ghouldin @gotitatguineys.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
The best edit I’ve seen in weeks, you absolutely have to turn the sound on for this one.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
I got the results back from my cholesterol test. Evidently my steak is too juicy; my lobster too buttery.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
I’ve started preparing for the @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social 1988 tournament. My favorite new listen of the week: UNE COLLECTION DES CHAÎNONS I: MUSIC FOR SPIRAL by Yoshi Ojima. A little scattershot, but this is some of the best ambient music I’ve ever heard.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
Hedda Innshoulders-Neesintose (née Cintose)
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
“A whole civilization will die tonight” has shades of “if King Croesus crosses the Halys River, a great empire will be destroyed.”
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Off to the movie theater to watch a double feature of vocal exercises: SCREAM “SEVEN!” and PROJECT “HAIL MARY!”
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I love baseball broadcasts. “Well-hit by Canzone, but Angel Martinez is there for the out. And we have here in the booth with us the first Major League player with a hyphenated last name, Ryan Rowland-Smith.”
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Mark @tolecover.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
PONYO
NBC's MLB scorebug for Pirates vs. Mets, where the logos and scores spell out P-0-N-Y-0 (or Ponyo, like the Studio Ghibli movie)
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The Best Album of 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
The Best Album of 2001 Round 1 Match #2 #64 Rufus Wainwright, POSES vs. #65 Kings of Convenience, QUIET IS THE NEW LOUD Go here to vote: forms.gle/SqTN2eCU2DyS...
1st pic: Rufus Wainwright, POSES. 2nd pic: Kings of Convenience, QUIET IS THE NEW LOUD
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Maybe It Will Happen Today @today-maybe.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
A long horizontal sign based on the ones at CTA stations that tell what stop you’re at. It’s gray with red, purple, and brown bands at either ends. Four pigeons are perched on the sign in various pigeon poses as a sunrise is seen in the background. The sign itself reads, ‘Maybe It will happen today’
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 10/02/2026
Avril 14th? Is that the one that goes, “My great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma doesn’t like your girlfriend”?
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Senator Ed Markey @markey.senate.gov · 10/02/2026
I will not support any funding deal that puts money in the hands of Stephen Miller, Kristi Noem, and this violent agency. Defund and abolish ICE now.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
I hate Avalanches Halloween. What does that mean that boy needs therapy?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 05/08/2025
@bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social community: I'm looking for music in the same vein as Air's MOON SAFARI, to listen to as I gradually get back into the swing of things after being sick. Bonus points if I haven't heard of it before. Any suggestions?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 15/06/2025
Ok, but what’s the SECOND rule of Bruno?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
In the spirit of late-aughts books that combined the works of Jane Austen with genre fiction, I propose: Goldfinger Abbey.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
Whenever I see an image of a right-side-up pineapple, it makes me think there’s a polyamorous person in distress.
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The Best Album of 2001 @bestalbumbrackets.bsky.social · 28/02/2025
STANKONIA is the Best Album of 2000.
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Tom Ewing @tomewing.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
RIP the mighty Jules Feiffer, whose collections THE EXPLAINERS and SICK SICK SICK were the first obviously “adult” comics I read - my parents had them on their bookshelf. The satire on 60s mores went over my tiny head but the flowing, expressive line made a deep impression
Cover of Jules Feiffer’s 1961 The Explainers, a cartoon of a guy drawn from multiple angles at once, all speaking and gesticulating
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 17/01/2025
Doing a completely open invitation: What album do you think I should listen to today?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 15/01/2025
Thread about the debate going on in Congress about the trans sports ban
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
I want to learn embroidery so I can embroider the 22, A MILLION cover art, with the text “I’d be happy as hell if you stayed for tea.”
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Discontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 06/01/2025
For those curious, the concept of Blue Raspberry arose in response to safety concerns over the use of Red No.2 food dye in the late 50s and early 60's, which was THE dye used for raspberry flavored food. Laws passed that companies could not use dyes unless they were PROVEN to not cause cancer
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Bruce Springsteen had a lot of nerve to sing “I got me a guitar and I learned how to make it talk,” and then just play a normal guitar lick. He must have felt pretty embarrassed the following year when FRAMPTON COMES ALIVE came out.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Wednesday is the weirdest day of the week for Christmas to fall on
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
I’m so happy for the one guy who escaped Pentatonix and now makes videos with Ms. Rachel. He made it out. I bet his parents feel the same way that parents of cult survivors feel.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Not a shocker: based on mail I’ve received, it seems that the industries that are still reliant on paper catalogs are watches and model trains.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
And a bit from another episode with Paulie and Bobby from the Sopranos. Paulie says 'Stunad'! It ends with a sudden blackout!
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Watching old Sesame Street Christmas episodes with my sick 2-year-old this morning. There's a Bert & Ernie take on Gift of the Magi that is pretty great (with Mr. Hooper, so it must be from before my time).
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
The best U2 songs are all about days: New Year's Day, Beautiful Day, Sunday Bloody Sunday.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Just throwing this idea out there: What about... jazz lobster?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 17/12/2024
High school voice teacher, circa 2004: “It’s time to try ‘Defying Gravity.’”
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Pictures of the Floating World @floatingworlds.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Ohara Koson (1877-1945) Two egrets in the rain, с.1900-1910 #Japanese #woodblock
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 12/12/2024
Southern Charm should bring on a second character named Shep, so they can be introduced as “Relation-Shep” and “Shep (no relation)”
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 10/12/2024
It's all fun and games until you get to track three of MERCY, MERCY, MERCY! by Cannonball Adderley.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
Pater noster is slang for Peanut Butter, No-Stir
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
We all know and love the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Christmas," but I want to tell you that the soundtrack to "A Charlie Brown Thanksgiving," which was finally released in full last year, is also very good (and sounds very different! Very '70s)
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Fido is short for Financial Dogstrict
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
The death of one at the hands of a manservant is a cozy mystery. The death of millions at the hands of a manservant is a Butlerian Jihad.
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 26/11/2024
With the city’s ban on AirBNB and the explosion in accommodation prices, kids today won't understand what Ricky Martin meant when he said “Woke up in New York City, in a funky cheap hotel.”
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
"It's me. Hi. I'm the problem, it's--" [rips mask off] "GRACIE ABRAMS??"
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 21/11/2024
Do you think that when his parents put the name on his birth certificate, they knew Caspar Babypants would grow up to be a children’s musician?
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Justin W. Cornell @justinwcornell.bsky.social · 19/11/2024
It's hard not to feel apocalyptic recently, and the weather hasn't been helping. No rain in six weeks. It reminds me of that Twilight Zone episode where the Earth's been knocked off its orbit.
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