Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 17/09/2026It’s always fighting with this guy! Mamma mia! 🤌🏾🤌🏾🤌🏾 020
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 28/07/2026Washington National Cathedral trying to live up to “The House of Prayer for All People” right now: 011
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 02/07/2026@capitals.bsky.social IT’S SO NOT O-VER, BABES The Washington Capitals have re-signed captain Alex Ovechkin to a one-year contract extension. Ovechkin’s contract will carry an average annual value of $4.25 million. 010
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 26/06/2026very last minute, made it before work and printed it out when I got there at 7. Just remembering that’s why my nickname was Johnny Knox 110
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 06/06/2026Yeah, DC sports for life, but you can’t get mad at this: 010
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 06/06/2026I’ve lived here for 26 years, and the vibes have never been anywhere near this immaculate. 100
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 27/05/2026Sadly, I don't think this World Cup isn't going to mean much to Americans at all. 010
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 07/05/2026“We are the luckiest bastards alive,” he says of living in Marblehead. “We can’t also be the most self-interested bastards alive. They can’t be the same thing.” www.marbleheadindependent.com/he-asked-if-... 010
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 29/04/2026@pschiller.bsky.social you crazy minx…you did it, and I love you for it. Let's get them back as a single sponsor team back in F1, with some Apple Silicon in there. 030
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 20/04/2026There haven't been a ton of stories about Ternus, but 1) I know I love his work and 2) Knowing everything about his official portrait would be scrutinized, having his only flair be this watch band is a choice: www.apple.com/shop/product... 000
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 19/04/2026If you know two things about me, No. 1 is I'm over the moon to in this article on @patagonia.com But I was also very curious about this picture of Yvon's desk – which I visited in 2011. Placard wasn't there, did he steal this from my banner (are we friends)? www.usatoday.com/story/news/u... 000
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 07/02/2026That SI player made me really mad, so I extracted it. Yoni is so bankable. 131
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 05/02/2026I just want to share the Caps' Black History Month jersey on here. It's so, so good. 010
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 26/11/2025An ICE employee, held “to the highest standards of integrity and professionalism” drunk drove into this Vermont barn last night: vtdigger.org/2025/11/25/f... 1146
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 31/10/2025Madonna spent some of this afternoon taking glamour shots for instagram using my building as her backdrop. I was upstairs looking at half-assed posts from you all. 060
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 20/10/2025@ditzkoff.bsky.social Dave, you know damn well what his face is pasted over. 150
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 16/09/2025Noticed the graphic in this article doesn't just name its source, it *also* links to the underlying dataset…more of this, please: Article: cleantechnica.com/2025/09/15/p... Data: www.eia.gov/state/seds/s... 000
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 07/07/2025Neko Case isn't on here, but looks like her new album is right about to drop… 110
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 09/04/2025rt @nbcwashington.com Ovi does the 895 belly flop celebration in front of 895 @apsva.us 4th and 5th graders #ALLCAPS #gr8ness 031
Justin Purnell @justinpurnell.com · 28/03/2025Just a quick reminder: the Caps are an absolute class organization. 010
