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Justin Pierce

@justinpie.bsky.social
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He/Him | Semi-pro funnel cake maker. I do Wonderella when I have the time. RTs ≠ endorsements, views ≠ those of employer.

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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I would feel most comfortable with an avian furry pilot because they just get it.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
- constantly tweak with it until you discover something you no longer enjoy now that you've tweaked it so much.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Recap: The Non-Adventures of Wonderella has been back after a five-year hiatus. Rita's Wonderella now. Dana caused a global pandemic and got cancelled. Everything else is as dumb as before. I update when I can. First return strip: nonadventures.com/2025/01/02/u...
Comic panel showing a frosted, icy window from inside a cryo-freeze chamber. Through the fogged glass, Dana — a woman with dark hair and a tiara, wearing a green top — waves excitedly with both hands. Speech bubble: 'Good news, Ma!' Second bubble: 'We finally found a cure for your ligma!'"

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"The cryo chamber door bursts open. Titania, an older woman with silver hair, a red spiked tiara, and grey armored superhero costume, dramatically grips the open hatch overhead. She says, 'Don't be silly, darling.' Rita, standing beside her in a green top, replies, 'You know these five-year cryofreezes do wonders on my buccal fat.'"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I think this is also the first time we've ever heard Rita's last name, btw. Rita has always partly been a riff on Etta Candy, but the last name never came up.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
This one features the Fulcrum of Time and Space, a character I created on this date 25 years ago for my prior comic, Killroy and Tina. Killroy carried over to Wonderella right away, but this is the first time The Fulcrum has.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's been a minute, but I have a new comic up. nonadventures.com
A woman in a purple hooded cloak and red eyes emerges from a dark portal, holding a staff with a golden blade and stating, "Very astute, Rita Sweets. This tree does not belong here." On the right, a smiling Rita points toward her and says, "You're new!"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m next to a courthouse and there’s a coffee shop in it so I get coffee there sometimes. I told them they should rename themselves “Grounds For Dismissal” and they said no.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My wife is a prof and so many of her students are straight handing in AI projects. These are people who will be *medical doctors.*
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Earlier this year I planned a comic where Wonderella breaks immigrants out of ICE detention, then realized Dana already did this in 2019. nonadventures.com/2019/06/29/c...
A comic panel featuring Wonderella and a young boy standing in front of a brick wall with a large, cape-shaped hole smashed through it.

The boy points at the hole and speaks in Spanish: "¿Por qué tu capa hizo un hueco en la pared, Wonderella?" (Why did your cape make a hole in the wall, Wonderella?) and "Eso no tiene sentido." (That doesn't make sense.)

Wonderella has her hand on his shoulder and responds in English: "That’s right, kid." and "I'm an immigrant, too."
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
To show I do not have precognition based on that last post: RPGs are now something people do on first dates. What a difference 20 years makes.
Dana saying outdated things about RPGs
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Going though old comics and realized a 2007 comic depicted George Lucas as "80% CGI and 20% owned by Disney," not realizing what would happen in the coming decade.
A comic featuring George Lucas becoming a CGI Falcor that Wonderella rides (non-sexual).
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Those “Jerk Alexa” commercials remind me that I tried to set up a Dana Price AI persona about a year ago, just out of curiosity. The bot never answered any questions and was generally annoyed at having to chat with me.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
You mean the word-style scatting, right? Never know with toddlers.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I actually went about six months thinking Trump Derangement Syndrome was Trump doing deranged things like ranting about sharks to the press, because that always made more sense than the way they actually use it.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Heads up to everyone avoiding their family this weekend: Wonderella recently updated.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hot take: Calling a restaurant "California Pizza Kitchen" is like saying "North Dakota Taco Truck." There are a lot of great foods here, but pizza is the saddest trombone in this band.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Rest in RIP Dick Cheney, you were the worst until relative filth made you second worst.
Undertaker meme: foreground Underfaker shows ""Dick Cheney is the worst guy in America", background Undertaker forebodingly shows "2015"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
It’s “your barista isn’t flirting, she’s just paid to be nice” but the speculative $1 trillion digital version.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Would I use AI if I had good ideas? No. Is using AI making me dumber? Yes. Let's skip the sugar coating and save like 300 trees.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The worst thing about AI (aside from the job losses, resource depletion and power grid havoc) is the cloying "That's a great idea - nice suggestion!" replies. My ideas are bad and I know they're bad! Don't gaslight me.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
By the third monkey, the mama shouldn’t have to call the doctor for insight, like it’s pretty clear cut by then.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Whatever kompromat Jared Leto has that allows him to tank famous franchises over and over must be *incredibly juicy.*
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 26/09/2025
Tom’s work has been dope as hell since I was a little kid.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Shout out to Spinal Tap for giving us a metaphor for "that person who constantly changes" even after Harry Potter went sour.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Save some money, Mario 3 is right there
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
I had assumed you were the Star Trek capitol of Canada.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Hey thanks! I have started to work up a Patreon with the pages at higher resolution and a bit of commentary on each. With 500+ pages and Patreon’s super clunky posting setup, it’s a slow process and I don’t want to charge people till I have it up!
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Meet me at the Lucille Ball hostile architecture bench
Iron bench with Lucille Ball sculpture from I Love Lucy spread across it so nobody can sit there.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 19/09/2025
Sure! I’m doing one every few weeks though, so it may take a bit to get there. But they’re twice as long as they usually were so maybe it’ll balance out!
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Also, finding an alternate place doesn't make this weird online "sanitizing" effort correct - it's pretty clearly a business tactic kowtowing to political leadership that wants to block free speech. But it's a good reminder that any online platform will cave with minimal pressure.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When I restarted Wonderella, I thought of asking @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy whether it was worth even having a website, vs just posting the art on social like everyone else. But it's pretty clear now that anything with even a *whiff* of controversy online needs its own home base.
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Thomas Spooks 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 17/09/2025
I don't like news-posting, but a lot of the stuff on social media about the "radical left" is actually Russian-backed troll farms. Don't engage with this stuff, don't quote-post it, don't screenshot post it; just block.
abcnews.go.com
Security analysts flag rise in Russian-created misinformation posts on social media following Kirk shooting
In the wake of Charlie Kirk's shooting, cybersecurity analysts have seen a rise in social media posts that spread misinformation about the killing and inflame tensions.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
Also fixed the sizing on the last couple of comics! The taller comics were confusing my render settings but now everything is 100% better with absolutely no downside.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We're trying the new comics on Wednesdays!
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Wake up, choom
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thing I love about carbon steel pans is they’re lighter than cast iron but come with the same crippling paranoia that you’ll ruin them with every use.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
I told the guy at Subway how to make my sandwich so I’m basically a chef now.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
James Gunn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
A story about how Mantis’s creator Steve Englehart made her a DC character called Willow.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 22/08/2025
Do you think it’s worth making my CA-ness official, or do you think this is a slam dunk?
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
yes but it has to be long-form (like those bloody marys with the beef stick in them)
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is why I'm trying to make my pages a little longer
A graphic shows a young woman in bed, looking at her phone with a hand over her mouth, as if in shock or concern. A circular inset in the upper right corner shows an illuminated, abstract human brain. The text "STUDY: WATCHING SHORT FORM CONTENT HARMS THE BRAIN FIVE TIMES WORSE THAN ALCOHOL" is overlaid on the image.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Due to Little Kid Logic, my son thinks @katebeaton.bsky.social’s Ducks is a King Baby sequel about an adult Queen Baby
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So what’s the rest of it?
Bottle of ketchup labeled “33%”
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/06/2025
This picture is so powerful
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 18/06/2025
424 segments for fewer than 10 college players and 5 K-12 players in the entire country. That’s more than 28 segments per school athlete.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Quick note from someone actually here - these have been peaceful demonstrations until the cops start throwing tear gas
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I guess AI is good for something
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
On this, the fourth of May? Is my computer trolling me?
A promotion for “Harry Potter Day” on the computer Lock Screen
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don’t want to alarm anyone but what if the capsule that brought Katy Perry and Co up to space is different from the one that landed?
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
Real life version gets pretty dark
media.tenor.com
a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
ALT: a picture of a ladder that says mnf on the top
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