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Justin Pierce

@justinpie.bsky.social
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He/Him | Semi-pro funnel cake maker. I do Wonderella when I have the time. RTs ≠ endorsements, views ≠ those of employer.

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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Recap: The Non-Adventures of Wonderella has been back after a five-year hiatus. Rita's Wonderella now. Dana caused a global pandemic and got cancelled. Everything else is as dumb as before. I update when I can. First return strip: nonadventures.com/2025/01/02/u...
Comic panel showing a frosted, icy window from inside a cryo-freeze chamber. Through the fogged glass, Dana — a woman with dark hair and a tiara, wearing a green top — waves excitedly with both hands. Speech bubble: 'Good news, Ma!' Second bubble: 'We finally found a cure for your ligma!'"

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"The cryo chamber door bursts open. Titania, an older woman with silver hair, a red spiked tiara, and grey armored superhero costume, dramatically grips the open hatch overhead. She says, 'Don't be silly, darling.' Rita, standing beside her in a green top, replies, 'You know these five-year cryofreezes do wonders on my buccal fat.'"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It's been a minute, but I have a new comic up. nonadventures.com
A woman in a purple hooded cloak and red eyes emerges from a dark portal, holding a staff with a golden blade and stating, "Very astute, Rita Sweets. This tree does not belong here." On the right, a smiling Rita points toward her and says, "You're new!"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I’m next to a courthouse and there’s a coffee shop in it so I get coffee there sometimes. I told them they should rename themselves “Grounds For Dismissal” and they said no.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Earlier this year I planned a comic where Wonderella breaks immigrants out of ICE detention, then realized Dana already did this in 2019. nonadventures.com/2019/06/29/c...
A comic panel featuring Wonderella and a young boy standing in front of a brick wall with a large, cape-shaped hole smashed through it.

The boy points at the hole and speaks in Spanish: "¿Por qué tu capa hizo un hueco en la pared, Wonderella?" (Why did your cape make a hole in the wall, Wonderella?) and "Eso no tiene sentido." (That doesn't make sense.)

Wonderella has her hand on his shoulder and responds in English: "That’s right, kid." and "I'm an immigrant, too."
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
To show I do not have precognition based on that last post: RPGs are now something people do on first dates. What a difference 20 years makes.
Dana saying outdated things about RPGs
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Going though old comics and realized a 2007 comic depicted George Lucas as "80% CGI and 20% owned by Disney," not realizing what would happen in the coming decade.
A comic featuring George Lucas becoming a CGI Falcor that Wonderella rides (non-sexual).
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Those “Jerk Alexa” commercials remind me that I tried to set up a Dana Price AI persona about a year ago, just out of curiosity. The bot never answered any questions and was generally annoyed at having to chat with me.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
I actually went about six months thinking Trump Derangement Syndrome was Trump doing deranged things like ranting about sharks to the press, because that always made more sense than the way they actually use it.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 28/11/2025
Heads up to everyone avoiding their family this weekend: Wonderella recently updated.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Hot take: Calling a restaurant "California Pizza Kitchen" is like saying "North Dakota Taco Truck." There are a lot of great foods here, but pizza is the saddest trombone in this band.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Rest in RIP Dick Cheney, you were the worst until relative filth made you second worst.
Undertaker meme: foreground Underfaker shows ""Dick Cheney is the worst guy in America", background Undertaker forebodingly shows "2015"
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
The worst thing about AI (aside from the job losses, resource depletion and power grid havoc) is the cloying "That's a great idea - nice suggestion!" replies. My ideas are bad and I know they're bad! Don't gaslight me.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
By the third monkey, the mama shouldn’t have to call the doctor for insight, like it’s pretty clear cut by then.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Whatever kompromat Jared Leto has that allows him to tank famous franchises over and over must be *incredibly juicy.*
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
Shout out to Spinal Tap for giving us a metaphor for "that person who constantly changes" even after Harry Potter went sour.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 24/09/2025
Save some money, Mario 3 is right there
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Meet me at the Lucille Ball hostile architecture bench
Iron bench with Lucille Ball sculpture from I Love Lucy spread across it so nobody can sit there.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
When I restarted Wonderella, I thought of asking @jrconlin.mindof.jrconlin.com.ap.brid.gy whether it was worth even having a website, vs just posting the art on social like everyone else. But it's pretty clear now that anything with even a *whiff* of controversy online needs its own home base.
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Thomas “Scary” Fuchs 🎃👻💀 @thomasfuchs.at · 17/09/2025
I don't like news-posting, but a lot of the stuff on social media about the "radical left" is actually Russian-backed troll farms. Don't engage with this stuff, don't quote-post it, don't screenshot post it; just block.
abcnews.go.com
Security analysts flag rise in Russian-created misinformation posts on social media following Kirk shooting
In the wake of Charlie Kirk's shooting, cybersecurity analysts have seen a rise in social media posts that spread misinformation about the killing and inflame tensions.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/09/2025
We're trying the new comics on Wednesdays!
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Wake up, choom
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
Thing I love about carbon steel pans is they’re lighter than cast iron but come with the same crippling paranoia that you’ll ruin them with every use.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/08/2025
James Gunn has the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
A story about how Mantis’s creator Steve Englehart made her a DC character called Willow.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
This is why I'm trying to make my pages a little longer
A graphic shows a young woman in bed, looking at her phone with a hand over her mouth, as if in shock or concern. A circular inset in the upper right corner shows an illuminated, abstract human brain. The text "STUDY: WATCHING SHORT FORM CONTENT HARMS THE BRAIN FIVE TIMES WORSE THAN ALCOHOL" is overlaid on the image.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 31/07/2025
Due to Little Kid Logic, my son thinks @katebeaton.bsky.social’s Ducks is a King Baby sequel about an adult Queen Baby
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 27/06/2025
So what’s the rest of it?
Bottle of ketchup labeled “33%”
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A Tea Walks Home Alone at Night @teaberryblue.net · 18/06/2025
424 segments for fewer than 10 college players and 5 K-12 players in the entire country. That’s more than 28 segments per school athlete.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Quick note from someone actually here - these have been peaceful demonstrations until the cops start throwing tear gas
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 08/06/2025
I guess AI is good for something
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/05/2025
On this, the fourth of May? Is my computer trolling me?
A promotion for “Harry Potter Day” on the computer Lock Screen
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
I don’t want to alarm anyone but what if the capsule that brought Katy Perry and Co up to space is different from the one that landed?
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
My petty favorite part of Jance Dance Vance dropping the college trophy is the media calling them "Ohio State University."
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 10/04/2025
media.tenor.com
an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
ALT: an older man in a brown jacket is standing in front of a tree and saying no .
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Looking forward to all of the coffee we'll be growing in Iowa now.
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Loz Kaye. @lozkaye.bsky.social · 04/04/2025
Well, there's only one thing for it....
Man on film says "It may sound primitive and unscientific, but through the fairies we could ask Mothra to help "
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Artwork of Stephen Byrne @stephenbyrne86.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Recreation of a Power Rangers comic I made when I was 8 years old.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
This was released on St. Paddy's Day proper since my new "I do what I want" framework means I don't necessarily have to land them on Saturdays.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 18/03/2025
So I have this book even though I do everything digitally and already use mostly Blambot fonts anyway. If you're like me, it's still a useful guide even if you're not of the "hand-lettering persuasion." Tips on layout techniques, spacing, and effective balloonery (official term).
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Missing when this was the scariest a president could be.
Obama popping his head out of a shirt like a SCARY BEAST
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 06/03/2025
One of my favorite things is poorly photoshopped product mockups.
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Ben "Ben Pack" Pack @packbenpack.bsky.social · 04/03/2025
<3
David Byrne "I would like to live in another dimension"
Space Ghost "We would all like to do something, David.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
The AUDACITY of Pelosi texting me to cough up money right now
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 26/02/2025
The @washingtonpost.com's villain arc from investigative journalism to Jeff Bezos' personal mouthpiece is probably not surprising. Twitter gave us Duplo version of this with Musk, of course, but Twitter was never a serious place.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 25/02/2025
Kids beating and mocking someone: Adobe popup screens bragging about new AI features artists hate

The kid being beat up: me literally just trying to open a file
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Rooting for whichever team ends the Super Bowl fastest
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 09/02/2025
Imagine trying to spin the Big Balls guy as “brilliant.”
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 07/02/2025
last one from @wonderella is supposed to be from me, Bsky really needs an easier way to flip accounts like.... other lands.
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
I selfishly want the Fantastic Four movie to do well so Mid-Century Modern furniture makes a more reasonably priced comeback.
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Justin Pierce @justinpie.bsky.social · 02/02/2025
Fun fact, this comic was started back in late 2021, though it was just the advert and not the scenes where everyone’s watching.
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