justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026As I think about it, I may have punched the mic stand which then hit him in the teeth.static.klipy.comSame, But Different, But Still SameALT: Same, But Different, But Still Same 010
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026They were touring with Spitalfield and man did I look like an asshole dancing aggressively at a show headlined by those two bands. 110
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/09/2026During one particular bout of overzealousness at a show of theirs in Boston, I accidentally punched the lead singer in the face during the “GO GO GO” part in “Every Nights Another Story.” 120
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 08/08/2026We’re coming.static.klipy.comCeddane Rafaela Red Sox CelebrationALT: Ceddane Rafaela Red Sox Celebration 020
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Got into law school. Going to law school. What have I done. 2150
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026She doesn’t arrive until the 20th of August, and we surprisingly do not have VA yet - if you’re interested 100
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026If this is something you’re interested in - send me a message and I’ll send you our address and any other details you may need. Thanks again for showing these kids the best of America. 150
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Getting all 50 states is ambitious, but I have faith. She arrives August 20th, and I’d love to have everything here before she arrives as a sort of America-warming gift. Kick things off on the right foot, so to speak. 130
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026and extreme diversity (of culture, of geography, of people) of those that choose to call it home. I again come to my social media feed looking for volunteers to mail something small (a postcard, a sticker, a snack) that represents your small part of our large country. 120
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026Friends, I am again hosting an exchange student for the upcoming school year. This time my family is being joined by a 15 year old girl from the south of France. I love our country, and I love showing these kids the part of America worth loving, and that is the generosity 2114
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026It’s so, so dumb. Yet I am also so, so dumb. So it works. 130
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Got a new robot vacuum for the house and cannot stop laughing at what I named it. 280
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026Dude missed the “selfless” part of “selfless service.” 020
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Overcast in the 60’s with a slight chance of precipitation. There. You’re all caught up. 010
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Can confirm both that I said that, and that it’s true. An unforgettable culinary experience both in the meal and in the company I shared it with. 050
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’ll eventually kill myself. But today is not that day. 120
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I reached out to the VA today about mental health therapy so…progress. 270
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 29/05/2026I’m the kind of tired where it’s really hard getting up in the morning. 120
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/05/2026Simple Sara going mask off racist should surprise no one. Her stupidity was always going to catch up to her. 000
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Hair is better than ever. Getting out of the military did me good. 030
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026We don’t take mental health illness serious enough in this country. 030
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026It would surprise no one. But it’s the LEAST we can do for the first American woman sent into deliberate combat, EVER! 130
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026You could easily provoke her into the most insanely racist outburst ever, I’m convinced of it. 130
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I did get a great professional headshot taken where I look like Jeffrey Dahmers slightly more normal cousin though so that’s cool. 590
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Yes I’m alive. No I’m not well. Everything is terrible. 1100
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026I’m spending a week in Eastham on the 4th. You around? 120
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026She’s a bad person with no ethical boundaries she’s unwilling to cross for attention. 150
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026Ladies and gentlemen. It was a pay for play Harvard certificate program that has nothing to do with the subject matter of her book. 5162
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 22/11/2025media.tenor.coma cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing ..ALT: a cartoon character says my eyes the noggles do nothing .. 020
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 11/11/202522 years distilled down into one 24” x 12” box. *MSM my former boss put me in for literally the day after this was ordered not shown. 0160
justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Two weeks ago* I officially retired from the US Army after 22 years of mostly honorable service. Today I picked up my little retirement gift to myself. *I’ve been slowly separating since my heart attack last year, the Army just moves very slow. 14370
