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justin

@justinchirps.bsky.social
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yea, it’s me.

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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
It’s no Harvard Certificate Program, though.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Got into law school. Going to law school. What have I done.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
✅ - knows how to party.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Still looking for a bunch of help on this.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Friends, I am again hosting an exchange student for the upcoming school year. This time my family is being joined by a 15 year old girl from the south of France. I love our country, and I love showing these kids the part of America worth loving, and that is the generosity
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Got a new robot vacuum for the house and cannot stop laughing at what I named it.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
Dude missed the “selfless” part of “selfless service.”
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
She’s always been trash.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Took the LSAT today. It was fine.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Why does she look like an overripe pineapple?
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Homie.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I reached out to the VA today about mental health therapy so…progress.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
I’m the kind of tired where it’s really hard getting up in the morning.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
In case you forgot, I’m still that guy.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Bro I literally just want to walk.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Simple Sara going mask off racist should surprise no one. Her stupidity was always going to catch up to her.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Yes I’m alive. No I’m not well. Everything is terrible.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Ladies and gentlemen. It was a pay for play Harvard certificate program that has nothing to do with the subject matter of her book.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
She literally has fake tits.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
22 years distilled down into one 24” x 12” box. *MSM my former boss put me in for literally the day after this was ordered not shown.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Two weeks ago* I officially retired from the US Army after 22 years of mostly honorable service. Today I picked up my little retirement gift to myself. *I’ve been slowly separating since my heart attack last year, the Army just moves very slow.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 07/11/2025
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
Poor guy had to deal with Ramadi 05-06 AND be married to her? I hope he has a great mental health professional on his side.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Sometimes when people eventually self-select, it’s not actually a bad thing.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
Does she not realize that the federal shutdown and the complete ineptitude/maliciousness is EXACTLY why they were protesting DOGE/Trump/etc? How the fuck is she consistently of the dumbest fucking opinion on any given subject?
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
When do I stop being so sad all the time. I miss my boy.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I’m just so fucking sad, man.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
Goodbye, buddy. I’ll love you forever.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Sammy has been struggling for a bit. It’s time. He’s tired. I don’t want him to even have a day where his suffering outweighs the love we have for him, and I’m worried we’re quickly approaching that point. I’m losing my best friend.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
Making the phone call to schedule my 14 year old dogs euthanasia today for later this week - if you're wondering how I'm doing.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
Everyone is talking about the new Taylor Swift but no one is talking about the new Ole 60. Listen to the new Ole 60.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
Turns out - I haven’t been making fun of this dork ENOUGH, which is hard to imagine.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Vibe check.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 14/09/2025
Do fun things.
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kcardin.bsky.social @kcardin.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
@justinchirps.bsky.social still getting it done over on FB. Immortal reply.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Proof of life update. Went to the Sox game with an old friend last night. Fenway was electric.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
National hero.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 01/08/2025
Congrats to everyone who voted for Trump to fix the economy and to “protect children.” Turns out he fucked both.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 28/07/2025
It’s so wild that 9toedviking dude is still trying to beg people for money. 5 years of grift.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 27/07/2025
As one does.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
Also - Hamilton is doing well.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 25/07/2025
After owning a house with a pool and doing all the pool maintenance myself for about a year, I have finally had enough. So today I finally purchased this little robot cleaner fella and I’ve honestly never loved anything as much as I love it.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 24/07/2025
My first running 100+ mile month. I’ve become everything I once used to hate.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
For some of you with MAGA’s in your life:
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 23/07/2025
I haven’t had a caprese salad all summer and that is seriously fucked up.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So - a couple people mentioned being interested in doing this again, so I guess I should do it. My family is again hosting an exchange student in our home for the school year. This year the girl is from Lithuania. Something I did last time was to ask friends to send something small…
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
So - a couple people mentioned being interested in doing this again, so I guess I should do it. My family is again hosting an exchange student in our home for the school year. This year the girl is from Lithuania. Something I did last time was to ask friends to send something small…
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 11/07/2025
For those of you who remember me from..the other place: We’re hosting an exchange student again this year. Just confirmed yesterday. 15 year old girl from Lithuania. Very excited about this.
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justin @justinchirps.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
I carried their anthem, convinced it was mine Rhyme-less, unreasoned conjecture kept me in line But then I stood back and wondered What the fuck had they done to me? Made accomplice to all that I'd promised I would never fucking be
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