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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 13/05/2026

Wes Streeting would drown a puppy to get on Question Time. He's like a sentient thumb filled with greed, ambition, smarm and absolutely no personality. You just know that he hoarded bog roll in 2020. He will be the most hated PM ever, and that is genuinely impressive, given the competition.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 12/05/2026

Replacing Starmer with Wes Streeting would be about as effective as performing an appendectomy with a Cumberland sausage.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 20/04/2026

Episode 2 of The Time Machine Podcast is out now! This week, I'm joined by @johnmcomedy. We talk conspiracy theories, football, who's really to blame for Trump, the relationship between Ireland & America and more. Where and when will John go in the time machine?! You'll have to listen to find out...

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 13/04/2026

Episode 1 of The Time Machine Podcast is out now! This week, I'm chatting to @wsebag.bsky.social about where and when he'd choose to go, why he's chosen these points in time and space, and we debate the ethics of going back in time simply to get the ride. Find the podcast in all the usual places!

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 10/04/2026

Episode 1 of The Time Machine Podcast is out on Monday, with the fantastic Will Sebag-Montefiore! Subscribe in all the usual places.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 28/03/2026

Another fantastic episode of #SNLUK! So well written, so well performed - it's just a joy. Only one (very valid) complaint - Dornan has no right to be as funny as he is given his sexiness. It's indecent, and thoroughly un-Irish. He needs to calm down and leave some for the rest of us. Sexy prick.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

Very excited to be working with the lovely team at Jericho Comedy on a brand new podcast! The Time Machine Podcasts sees guests travel to three different points in time and space, and explain why they've chosen to travel there. Check out the trailer! youtu.be/R8CKZcoYxng?...

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The Time Machine Podcast trailer

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I hate when people are so precise. It's close enough to say half eight.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/10/2025

If I had membership of something called the Order of the Garter, I'd give that shit up as quickly as possible too. Embarrassing for a grown-ass paedophile. And spare a thought for Sarah Ferguson, who loses the Duchess of York title & has to revert to her backup title of Foot Fetishist of Hampshire.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 26/09/2025

As an Irishman in the UK, I'm not thrilled at having to possess a 'Britcard'. The answer? Kneecap. Send the lads to court to fight this and we'll be grand. By the time they're done, it'll have a tricolour on it and be called the Gerry Adams card, and it'll come with a free bag of southern Tayto.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 03/09/2025

The roundabout racists must be so relieved that their flag is just a red cross. If they were Welsh, they'd have to try to paint a dragon. Reminds me of a kid on my school bus who tried to write 'UDA all the way' on the window condensation, but misspelt UDA. They're not the brightest, these folk...

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 30/05/2025

I've just been reminded of the time my lovely former neighbour messaged me asking if I knew one of his co-workers, and my watch replied of its own volition with 'Nope'. Not 'No' or 'No, sorry' Fucking 'Nope' Absolutely savage. Smart tech is out to create divisions so it can more easily take over.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 19/05/2025

Today, I received my final marks for my MA Comedy Writing course at Falmouth University, and I was absolutely delighted to receive a final grade of distinction! 🎓 🥳 I'm super grateful to the amazing tutors on the course, and I'm giddy with excitement to start getting rejections in the real world!

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Ricardo Autobahn @ricardoautobahn.co.uk · 18/05/2025

Hope everybody who voted for Israel has left the telly on to watch the news.

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17/05/2025

#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Estonia (apols for no alt text, no time, all just cartoons of the performers)

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I missed the intro. Assuming there's a good reason why Switzerland are reliving all their fourth placed finishes? #Eurovision2025

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I feel the man doesn't really earn his co-performer credit... #Eurovision2025 #Albania

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

This Irishman doesn't want to like this as much as he does #Eurovision2025 #Sweden

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Oh good, a sad song. From a white man with an acoustic guitar. I'm so relieved. #Eurovision2025 #Portugal

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

C'est pas mal, mais je ne pense pas que it's going to win... I forgot French half way through. Sorry. #Eurovision2025 #Switzerland

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Finland, this is a lot. It's just...it's an awful lot. #Eurovision2025 #Finland

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I could hear this being played at the end of the night...proper Eurovision! #Eurovision2025 #Netherlands

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Well, this is deeply unsettling. I guess I'll just not be sleeping again #Eurovision2025 #Latvia

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

We have a new leader in the Worst Austrian Export of All Time Awards #Eurovision2025 #Austria

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I'm pretty sure the Ukraine entry stood for the DUP in the local elections. #Eurovision2025 #Ukraine

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

If Aldi did Nirvana, it would look like this. If Aldi did depression, it would sound like this. At least one day we'll all die, I suppose. #Lithuania #Eurovision2025

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

I think this has cured my depression. Extraordinary. #Estonia #Eurovision2025

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

Just very yes. Superb staging, fun song. Love it! #Luxembourg #Eurovision2025

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 17/05/2025

To give him the benefit of the doubt, it might be smoke inhalation affecting his voice. #Norway #Noway #Eurovision2025

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 13/05/2025

Oh good. We've reached the point where senior cabinet members are having to brief the press that Starmer isn't as close to Enoch Powell as you might think. Wonderful. This is what we all hoped a Labour government would deliver.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 12/05/2025

A spokesperson for the Fire Service confirmed that the source of the fire was Starmer's underwear drawer. #liarliar

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

At 99, Attenborough could take the job. He's the right age, and he's got the profile to bring the whole institution to the next level. It would make a lovely birthday present for him.

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Conor McReynolds @justconor87.bsky.social · 08/05/2025

I've been banging on about comedy writing recently, without actually proving that I can do it, so now you can visit my website (www.conormcreynolds.com/scriptwriting) & find actual samples from actual scripts that I've actually written! If you share this link with producers, I'll buy you biscuits.

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