collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Showed the bf a socmed post of LoTR wrapping paper some absolute GENIUS had made, and he found it online and ordered me some for my bday...along with (shown at top) his own custom creation. Paper Source eat your heart out bc nothing can ever beat #Boromir and #ZohranMamdani 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 04/09/2026FYI: if you're reno-ing a smallish room in a house previously occupied by A Dipshit, it will take two hours to remove the baseboard quarter-round. Because they used 2" RING SHANK NAILS at 60* to toenail it to the subfloor. Is ... is it load-bearing quarter round? Killllll meeeeee. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Half a mile from our house. NO THANK YOU. #Fairhope #Alabama #alligator somebody come get this thing. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Recently did a 24-page admissions brochure for Alabama School of Mathematics and Science, and threw in a set of shiny new icons to use for socmed/internal docs/whatever. I'm waiting for someone to get the nerdy lil easter egg on this one. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Doing some PC cleanout and ran across photo evidence of the time I decided a regular pie lattice was boring so I hunted thru cookie cutters to find shapes that would "tile the plane" and ended up with yoda heads and squirrels. 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 28/06/2026WTF, KLOS. Breakfast with the Beatles is AN INSTITUTION. www.change.org/p/restore-th...change.orgSign the PetitionRestore the Full 3-Hour "Breakfast with the Beatles" on 95.5 KLOS 110
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 04/06/2026Today's project: Creating a condensed 4-page super-basic Voter FAQ out of 25+ pages of hyperdetailed (and fugly) (with at least three major typos) documents from the AL Sec State office. CHECK YOUR VOTER REGISTRATION, KIDS. EARLY, LATE, AND OFTEN. <3 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Man y’all can’t do moral governance OR proper kerning, wtf is this “F A MIL Y” nonsense 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 22/04/2026Switching out some interior door hinges to brushed nickel ones, blindly grabbed a thin book to prop the now-detached door to proper height, annnnnd lolllllll 110
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 11/04/2026Please allow me to tell you how very extremely much fun this isn’t. #cottagecheeseremoval #im53ohgodowmyback #killme #iknowthehashtagsdatemeevenmorethanjustsayingim53 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 07/04/2026On the off-chance that the tiny handful of people who follow me and/or happen across this skeet and do NOT also follow/read XKCD daily ... duuuuuuude. Today's is god-tier. I think "dorian greyscale mode" is my fave, even over "space opera mode." xkcd.comxkcd.comGrammar 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 05/01/2026Behold my bf's artistic skill. Why yes, he DID go to film school. 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 01/01/2026Poking around on standardebooks.org because it's New Stuff In The Public Domain Day and whyyyyyyyy is this so damn funny 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 27/12/2025Takes 3 hours but worth it: risotto with brown butter, fresh thyme, pinot gris, roasted garlic, sauteed leek and artichokes, and asiago, topped with butter-thyme shrimp. For bonus points, get to your inlaws' a half hour away and realize you LEFT THE WHOLE MOTHERFUCKING POT SITTING ON THE STOVE WTAF 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 25/12/2025Merry Christmas from this bird, who really ties the whole tree together. 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Lobster sez happy #caturday but it’s muffled bc he’s got a mouth full of foot 040
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 19/12/2025Chewy molasses oatmeal cookies with a lil hint of toasty sesame. On the left with dark chocolate chips, shredded unsweetened coconut, and poppyseeds; right with chopped walnuts and dried cranberries. Trust me and do a pinch of flaky salt on the coconut-choc-poppyseed ones before baking. 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 18/12/2025My First Royal Icing (TM). Now if only they'll dry before I drop something on them or the cat decides to "investigate." 110
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 15/12/2025Lobster makes it extra-festive. When he's not trying to eat parts of the damned tree. 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 10/12/2025I LOVE THIS SO FREAKING MUCH. It is HEFTY, it's about 4.5" long, it has more clearance from the spool to the floor (my 25yd double-stick tape refills just barely fit; they DON'T fit in my steel Penco dispenser), full rubber pad on base for stability, and LOOK AT HER. From store.parksconservancy.org! 110
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 08/12/2025Heated cat bed or expensive vintage amplifier WHY NOT BOTH 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 08/12/2025The ongoing quest to create The Most Appalling/Absurd Christmas ornament possible, this time featuring an octopus medallion on front and a vintage (!) RatFink plastic doodad on back plus rhinestone chain trim, bc I enjoy thematic dissonance. 130
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Yeaaaars ago, bf went to store and came home with a present: variety pack of plastic dinosaurs. Just repurposed this guy. Tyrannosaurus Festivus aka HoHoHorrorStory. 130
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 06/12/2025Lobster is bad at hiding. Like, ravenous-bugblatter-beast-of-traal levels of bad. #caturday 040
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 05/12/2025FYI just discovered that the Golden Gate National Park Conservancy sells historical reproductions of the chambray button-down issued to Alcatraz prisoners, so obvs got one for kid for xmas (and an enameled steel Golden Gate tape dispenser for myself). Support your national parks! 030
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 04/12/2025IT HAS BEGUN. (Wrapping gifts remains my #1 fave Holiday Thing.) 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 02/12/2025Okay so some absolute GENIUS at Netflix decided the world needed one of those "Yule Log" videos and ... it's Gwi-ma. Literally the "fire" is Gwi-ma. 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 29/11/2025It's a DOWN IN FRONT #caturday omg why is he like this. 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 28/11/2025New set of christmas ornaments yeaaaaaah. Courtesy of: random 80-110# cardstock from my collection, random glitter ditto, hot glue gun, WeldBond, and DecoArt Triple Thick glaze. 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Today in "Internet People I Desperately Want To Be Friends With" : www.youtube.com/shorts/0Syzi...youtube.com@CountryLifeMagazine #queenelizabeth #fashion #grwmYouTube video by Angelica Hicks 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Woke up this morning to a txt I'd evidently sent myself at 1am which read "DOUGLAS HOFSTADTER IS THE MIDPOINT BETWEEN STEVEN PINKER AND ANDY WARHOL" so this day is off to a rollicking start. 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 19/11/2025An extended floor-plop to recover after hours of roasting in a window sunbeam. 021
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 19/11/2025Disappointed that The Guardian put out a shopping list of "Best Black Friday Deals" and double-disappointed that over half are from union-busting employee-abusing shitshow Amazon. (List also includes problematic non-faves like HomeDepot and LuluLemon.) Boooooo, Guardian. Enjoy those affiliate $s. 020
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Self-care is what's up. Not pictured: I like to put on an ItDoesn'tMatter while I work on gel nails -- something I've seen a billionty times, or that doesn't require thought/attention. This week's mani brought to you buy 1998's DEEP IMPACT. No regrets. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 14/11/2025Editing photos of an event, wherein I wore a thing that I wore to a DIFFERENT event many months ago and saw the subsequent pics and went "holy shit I'm never wearing that again at least not where I'll be photographed" and yet HERE WE ARE. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 12/11/2025I CLEANED. Also, why NOT cover one's desk in emerald green glitter vinyl? 010
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 07/11/2025I think the term for this is "lashing out" but at this point I ain't even give a shit. 000
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 19/10/2025oh right, #caturday -- wherein we have Lobster chewing on naaiiiiilllll fiiiiiiiiles, whyyyyyyy 031
collier @justcollier.bsky.social · 18/10/2025Fairhope, Alabama. Population appx 23k. Heard one of the staff/organizers say "over 700" but that's not the final/official count. #NOKINGS 111
