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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I feel like a lot of the world's problems would be solved if parents told their kids that they loved them

Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 21/05/2026

I finally remembered to put '-AI' in my google search, but my phone automatically put a space, so it was '- AI' and I still got the AI answer. why are we still here? just to suffer?

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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

if you love these movies, just admit you hate ringlore

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

as a young teen boy, a girl challenged me to an arm wrestle. I won, and a crowd of adults boo'd me and said I should have let her win. immediately after, her sister challenged me to an arm wrestle. she won, and the crowd of adults boo'd me for losing to a girl. not a hint of irony, within 5 minutes

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I wonder why democrats are not even opposed to the Iran war on procedural grounds. I wonder why there's always just enough votes, always from people not running for reelection, to ensure republicans get their way. very interesting! anyway, vote Gavin Newsom!

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

the final words spoken on Community are "... the size of a child's esophagus"

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026

I think I could watch a month of newsmax without changing my opinions on anything. the vaccine for propaganda is just being informed. it's actually quite easy to be immune to propaganda if you know things, and have concrete values.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

in a world that increasingly extracts more and more value from you, while giving you less and less, I have to question the continued value placed on long term satisfaction over temporary dopamine hits. is there a future where self fulfilment is no longer worth it when compared to joy chemicals?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

honestly if you think about it, it won't help your posts.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

there's a humiliation ritual I just remembered about school. being asked to pair off, and finding out there's an odd number of students, so you have to tell the teacher you are no one's first pick and you must be forced upon two friends to form a trio.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

all you do is eat sleep and work, now explain why you're hungry, tired, and broke.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

my dad stole half his personality from Larry David, minus the constant apologizing, and the other half of his personality from Jeff Daniels in The Newsroom.

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David Wynne @davidwynne.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

Just a little PSA- Neil Gaiman has reactivated his Bluesky account. Because he deactivated before a lot of people could unfollow him, and/or because Bluesky doesn’t remove you from a person’s followers when you block them, a LOT of you are still publicly listed as following him. You should check.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

the biosphere is collapsing and we can't save everything. plants and animals have been and will continue to go extinct. global wildlife populations have dropped 73% since 1970. we must choose what to save. i really thought we'd choose ourselves, but I think we're choosing capital

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

throwback to when I got banned from r/conservative after the 2020 election cause I said "don't worry everyone, Biden is also a racist, it's not gonna be that different"

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

use your cutlery tray to make ice

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

have they tried turning a boat sideways in the strait of hormuz? the evergiven might fix the problem

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

how can you be pro prison but anti universal housing? pedophiles get food and shelter and poor people don't?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

I really loved The Wedding People by Alison Espach 📚💙 seems like more people need to find their humanity on the precipice of suicide

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

"you are not immune to propaganda" only applies to other people. I'm immune.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

it's so funny that Hollywood thinks Heated Rivalry is successful because of hockey, and not gay

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Lionel Hutz business card No, new wars!

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

if this doesn't do Obama numbers I'm going to throw a virgin into a volcano

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

president of Peace? Uhh yeah, president of Peace me off

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

we need someone with a death novel. a death tome. I need that phonebook size death note.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

the death toll can only go up from here

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

kanye was my favorite artist for nearly a decade, but why is he being uncancelled? he's a Nazi, stop playing his music you weirdos

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

I know it's tiny in the grand scheme, but what was the deal with Steve Buscemi getting punched in the face?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

all my homies hate Lindsay Graham, elect Lindsay Lohan

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

if an infinite amount of monkeys with infinite typewriters did write Shakespeare, would you praise the dramatic irony, the symbolism, the character depth? art is created with intent, and if there's no intention, no thought behind it, it's devoid of artistic merit

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

the news every 6 weeks for the last decade: look, things are bad, and they're going to get a whole lot worse before they get better

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Israel is Congress, so he did get congressional approval

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

Mary Shelley would have loved bluesky

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

does donald trump know that declaring war without Congress is illegal? lmao idiot, you can't do that! egg on his face fr.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

1992: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran can develop nuclear weapons within 3 to 5 years. 1995: Israeli government says Iran will have nuclear weapons by 2000. 1996: Benjamin Netanyahu claims Iran has nuclear ambitions. 2002: Benjamin Netanyahu says Iran will have nuclear weapons within a few years.

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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

All my crimes are preemptive.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 28/02/2026

anyone wanna commit crimes on my behalf?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

why didn't Ronald Reagan release the Epstein files?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

a dog sighing is a distilled truth about the universe. what do they know?

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

CDC said its safe to chew on cyclonite as long as you don't swallow

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

streets have been asking for left handed toothpaste

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

there's 3 actors that all do the same thing in different ways. Jim Carrey uses facial expressions, Matthew Lillard uses his demeanor, and Nicolas Cage uses emotion. they're all overdoing it in a very specific way that captivates humanity. all this grounded in reality shit is for the birds

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

one definition of "exonerate" means release someone from (a duty or obligation). so by redacting his name, he kind of has been exonerated from his obligation to defend himself.

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Mallytov mocktail @justamallard.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

woke 2 is working, but at what cost?

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