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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Good evening, Ma'am, there's a Mister John outside asking whether your daughter needs piano lessons... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

As Aunt Celeste waddled into the lounge, her niece wondered how massive that toilet roll actually was?

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

The 2030 episode of Strictly was not going as well as the production crew hoped... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Emily had promised her beau a copy of The Kama Sutra, which made him very excited. What she hadn't told him was that it was the Hieroglyphics version...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Having vaulted onto the horse from the rear in an attempt to impress Nancy, Philip realised he'd miscalculated badly as to where the pommel was...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Don't worry, dear, we can always sell you for medical experiments if needs must...😊

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Look, there's no need to get snippy - i was just taking the painting to be cleaned, admittedly out of the parlour window but that's the quickest way to the laundry room as I'm sure you'd agree... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

No, Mr Johnson, you don't need to get your tiddler out to play this game, even if your winking is first class...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

In her disguise as a lady of leisure,she wondered how many she could cram onto that small boat...🤔 #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

I'm sorry to see the young man upset so, what's the matter? Oh, he's just found out Count Binface isn't an actual alien... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

As her husband explained just exactly how he liked the table to be laid just like his mother used to, Fanny face palmed and tried to keep her temper under control...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Yes, Claire, he does smell funny, his beard is fake and he does dress like a store mannequin, but he has lots of money and I know how to get hold of some arsenic... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

Mavis, do you need me to organise a blindfold so you can wash the bits in between?

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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 10/08/2026

People of Clacton! Show your support for me by putting a bin outside your house, one day this week, of a colour of Tendring Council's choice. This will be unequivocal proof of the success of my campaign.

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 09/08/2026

Now please, Uncle, I known you like to recite 'The pellet with the poison's in the vessel with the pestle, the chalice from the palace has the brew that is true' but what did you actually give little Clara to drink? #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Don't know what you mean, I'm innocent, me!!

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/08/2026

Excuse me, Miss Harriet, my face is up here...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

Ethel waited for just the right moment to clout Evadne with her Tupperware box before she decided to break into her offkey operatic nonsense again...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 20/07/2026

As Esme started to play 'Stairway' for fhe fifteenth time, fhe Triffid behind her decided he'd had enough and started to move...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

As Camille waited for her audition for Lady of The Lake, she wondered whether she was a little overdressed for the occasion #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 07/07/2026

"Sir, asking whether I've got a big truncheon is inviting a slap, are we clear?"

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

When will all of his dwindling supply of moronic followers learn that everything he does is for the sole benefit of DJT and no-one else...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

"I'm sorry, madam, for being late with supper...I call this Gazunder Pudding"

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

"Can I put some eggs in your basket, my dear?" "Look, stop talking like some toffee-nosed idiot from down south! If you want a shag, say so, it'll be thruppence-ha'penny for the likes of you!!" #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

As the ladies of the Southend Dating Club spied a potential, they began their pincer movement...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 28/06/2026

"So, conduit d'alimentation is just French for water pipe? Henrietta, you are a mine of information" #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 27/06/2026

Emily dared Stephen to repeat what he'd just said one...more...time...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Don't know what you mean 🙄🤣

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 14/06/2026

Annie tried to bluff the rest of the kitchen staff by using her 12" black throbber as a rolling pin... #GirlsOwnCC

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

On Wednesday evening at 8pm UK time I’ll be listing a collection of one off necklaces I’ve made using Victorian & Edwardian chatelaine stamp holders, an acorn thimble holder, lockets (incl 1940s scallop & clock lockets) & oak leaves I’ve cast in silver. My shop is here: www.etsy.com/uk/shop/silv...

My current collection of Victorian & Edwardian Sterling silver stamp holders, lockets & charms

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 08/06/2026

As Henry glanced at his watch to see when the poison would take effect so that he could finally be rid of his wife and leave her destitute and bereft at her loss of his magnificence, Helen hoped he hadn't realised she'd swapped the glasses....

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/06/2026

As Eleanir avidly read 'How to serve man' she realised that Cecil had not realised its true value...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

It's always interesting for these YouGov polls - never been asked to do one so you begin to wonder who they're actually asking and where, because this over 50 (ok, over 60) wouldn't be seen dead near a Reform candidate!!

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

I'm sorry, Philip, but if you will use that sort of language, these are the consequences... #GirlsOwnCC

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Emma Mitchell @silverpebble2.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

I’m still wrestling with really not good mental health atm due to PMDD + autism &ADHD but I’m trying to be kinder to myself. I made a new 📷 for the 1st time in ages today-seasonal garden flowers…& as requested,the tiny silver owl is hiding in it. Your brain will release dopamine when you spot him…🪶🌿

Garden flowers in bloom in late May, arranged like a rainbow on a white linen background. A tiny silver owl is hiding in the photo.

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

"Right, Daisy", said Mr Van Gogh, "I can see you've been trying really hard but let me show you again how to paint those sunflowers"

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

Charles realised he'd been backed into a corner as Annie, who'd removed the legs of Clara in a fit of pique, now came towards him with the head of his mother who'd been decapitated for 'looking at her in a funny way'...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

Helen was finally starting to realise that the reason she hadn't found anything on the beach was because the end of her metal detector had fallen off hours ago...

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 20/05/2026

Desdemona looked upset as her baby brother managed to wriggle his way out of the top of the sack she'd tied him up in...

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Gavin Culloty @gculloty87.bsky.social · 14/05/2026

Remembering the late, great Eric Morecambe, who was born 100 Years ago today.

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 10/05/2026

As Ann read the instructions for the third time in order to understand how to quickly get out of her dress should she wish to utilise the bathroom facilities, it finally dawned on her that last night's curry was, perhaps, a bad idea... #GirlsOwnCC

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Thats for you to decide...😉😊

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 04/05/2026

Why yes, I have been dragged through a hedge backwards - how could you tell?

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Asquealia Clark - Lover of Flagons @gingertotty.bsky.social · 25/04/2026

I drew all my cards with my actual fingers (five)… Fuck the shitty AI influx… my cards are THE TITS (and the boobies, cocks, cockatoos etc etc) Rude birbs for the win #birdart #birds #bsnm #ukgiftam #noai #humanart Cards available here Dippyfishcards.etsy.com

We love Boobies - blue footed boobies card

Look at the cock on THAT card featuring magnificent upstanding cock

We love a cockatoo pun card. Featuring jumpsuit Elvis cockatoo, a thangyewverramuch

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 21/04/2026

There's a radio advert currently going the rounds about a man trying to cancel his broadband 'Your broadband is useless' 'I heard upgrade broadband, is this correct?' 'No, you promised and failed repeatedly!' 'I heard you want to triple the speed. Is this correct?' AI is useless, bring back people!

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Ade 😉🥰🙂 @justade.bsky.social · 19/04/2026

Why, Mr Collins, I thank you for your kind offer of the flowers but I much prefer the Swiss roll your brother gave me earlier... #GirlsOwnCC

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