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James aka "Baldy"

@justabaldguy.bsky.social
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Standard issue generic nerdy white guy from the late 70s. I'm here to steal memes, and give out compliments. Tag me and I'll do my best to my best to brighten your day. Rush is the greatest band ever.

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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He was only 40! Man...
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
But where's the plastic mask with the tiny slit mouth? /s
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Blue Fairylicious Girl🧚 @bluesnowflake.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Interviewer: do you have any skills that aren’t listed on ur CV Me:
A person carrying like 20 bags of groceries w a 12 pack of Bud light on his head
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Please tell me you've got this banger in your rotation www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tdy...
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Bustin
YouTube video by Neil Cicierega
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🇨🇦JOY 🇨🇦 @joycomes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
White-bellied woodpecker 40-47cm Lifespan 12 years forests of Indian subcontinent and Southeast Asia Diet ants termites, beetles larvae, fruit and berries Nest inside a tree hallow Pairs share incubation duties and feeding their chicks 28 days in the nest, feeding 6 more weeks after fledging.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
Shy, Bookish Umpire Actually Really Beautiful When He Takes Mask Off
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Kung Pow Enter The Fist: That's A Lot Of Nuts
ALT: Kung Pow Enter The Fist: That's A Lot Of Nuts
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@funhouseradio.bsky.social ► FunHouseRadio.com <- TUNE IN (and yes, they have Weird Al)
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Still got my 2600. It's buried under stuff but I've dug it out a few times.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 24/09/2026
anyways, here’s Barry Bonds swinging a sledgehammer while wearing a pillbox hat
PITTSBURGH, PA - 1986: Barry Bonds #7 of the Pittsburgh Pirates swings a sledgehammer to warm up before batting during a Major League Baseball game at Three Rivers Stadium in 1986 in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania. (Photo by George Gojkovich/Getty Images)
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only)
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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
at long last, the official track list for our next album, featuring, vol. 2, is here!!! there are too many people to tag and the list itself is too long for a single post, so you get an image. look at all these wonderful collaborators
Intro
Carondelet Park (feat. Martha Bigtime)
The Straggler (feat. Mona Dreth)
River Stone (feat. Chili Sunrise)
Those Evenings (feat. Bellatrellia)
Thunder and Gems (feat. Emmaline)
Bear Cub (feat. SCOM)
Cookies and Cakes (feat. James “Justabaldguy” Wyatt)
The Planes (feat. sheev with weejus)
Little Man (feat. Dystalgia)
Harvard Sentences (feat. orcus)
8 Months Ago (feat. lilacs)
Ctrl F (feat. Bixlee)
The Bardic Circle (uncredited feature) 

Additional contributions from Lucas Taylor, frielf, Himbo Deluxe
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Good Ol' WT @keyguardactive.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
One of the regulars from @mysterywrestling.bsky.social Leah Sparks has posted that she broke her neck in a match. And because her non-wrestling job is circus, she's in a bit of a mess. So because I know the love Wrestlesky shows Mystery, I'm posting to see if we can toss a couple bucks her way 🤼‍♂️
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Donate to Help Leah Sparks (LeeAnn Ball) recover from C2 Neck Fracture, organized by LeeAnn Ball
My name is LeeAnn Ball but some may know me better as Leah … LeeAnn Ball needs your support for Help Leah Sparks (LeeAnn Ball) recover from C2 Neck Fracture
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Nobody will remember: -Your job -How busy you were -How many hours you worked. People will remember: -Fun shark facts you taught them. Here’s my favorite: Greenland sharks, which can live to be over 400 years old, eat (probably scavenging) polar bears and reindeer.
Photo of a Greenland shark by Doug Perrine
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⛧ Mother Suspiria ⛧ (Stina Marie) @stinasdemons.com · 20/09/2026
🎃🎨 #hARToween26 Prompt List for anyone who wants to peruse it &/or start early. Will repost it on the 25th & 30th. We start Oct 1 Anyone is welcome to draw using all or any of the prompts, w one rule: *ABSOLUTELY NO AI* Use the hashtag for your art to pop up in the feed (link is in comments)
#hARToween Drawing Challenge Prompt List
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
#BringYourOwnCup Slurpee Day and 7-11!
A girl on the left is filling a blender with raspberry Slurpee (a sweet iced drink) while a bald guy with an overly serious expression is adding cherry to his Dr pepper slurpee in a big plastic pitcher. A sign says "Slurpee BYO Cup Day" for $1.99. There's a circle cut out of the sign, through which all "cups" must pass. On the right is a girl with blue hair and a blender full of red and blue liquid. On the far right is an older man with a flowery plastic pitcher full of Dr Pepper slurpee. There are balloons and decorations all around the area.
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Seth Johnson @inkslinger.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
As a kid poring over Who's Who in the DC Universe, I marveled that Batman's utility belt contained not just explosives but teeny little pineapple grenades. Such crime-fighting craftsmanship.
The BATMAN'S UTILITY BELT page from the 1980s Who's Who in the DC Universe comic book encyclopedia series. Each capsule on the belt is labels and illustrated with its contents.
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Papa Woof und Krampus und Bleaken @papawoof.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of many things I changed for the better. We sit out by the curb and hand out candy, and if you walk by you can have some. Kids? Candy. Teens? Candy. Adults? Yep, candy! Dogs? Only if your humans say it's ok...
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
You gotta love ROGER MOORE
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I’ve been drawing on napkins for my girls' school lunches for over 20 years now. Youngest is a senior in high school and asked for one again yesterday as she’s got a lunch meeting with her manufacturing group (kinda what we used to call shop). #artsky #doodling #napkinart
On the left is a bandsaw getting smashed in the waves at the beach. On the right is a man (me) getting knocked down by the waves. He's holding a 2x4 and yelling "but I remembered my safety glasses!" He's wearing a swimsuit and indeed safety glasses. At the bottom in red is written "NEVER take your BANDSAW to the beach."
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Inspired by so many artists on here, I've finally made an attempt at a little cartoon. #artsky #drawing #cartoons
A man (me) is on the left, holding his arms up in excitement. He's yelling "Everyone! Come to the KITCHEN right away! I've done it! A PERFECTLY SYMMETRICAL dishwasher load!" On the right, the aforementioned dishwasher is loaded so perfectly, words would fail me were I to try and describe it.
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Admirable Women @admirablewomen.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
#OTD in 1992, Dr. Mae Jemison launched into orbit as a mission specialist aboard the Space Shuttle Endeavour making her the first Black woman to travel into space. An incredible life: + Physician (M.D., Cornell 1981) + Peace Corps Area Medical Officer in Sierra Leone & Liberia #WomenInSTEM 🧵
A classic NASA color portrait of Dr. Mae Carol Jemison, the first Black woman in space, captured in her official astronaut attire. She stands confidently in the center of the frame wearing a vibrant orange NASA flight suit with the American flag patch on her left shoulder, a blue-and-red NASA worm logo on her right, and a name tag reading “MAE JEMISON” above a mission patch. A large circular mission insignia for STS-47 (“Gibson APT Brown / Lee Davis Jemison Morgan”) is visible on her chest. She holds her white-and-black astronaut helmet with both hands in front of her torso, her short dark hair neatly styled, and offers a warm, radiant smile that conveys pride, determination, and joy. The background is a softly blended blue studio backdrop evoking the vastness of space. The composition blends technical precision with personal warmth, celebrating her historic 1992 flight aboard Space Shuttle Endeavour as Mission Specialist, where she conducted experiments in materials science and bone cell research. The image powerfully symbolizes her groundbreaking contributions to space exploration, diversity in STEM, and her lifelong commitment to making science accessible to all.A color portrait of Dr. Mae Carol Jemison, the first Black woman to travel into space and a pioneering engineer, physician, and advocate for science education. In this warm, studio-lit photograph from 2013, she appears as a confident woman with short, stylishly layered dark hair, smiling directly at the camera with a bright, engaging expression that radiates warmth, intelligence, and approachability. She wears a soft blue V-neck top, large silver hoop earrings, and a striking black cord necklace featuring a prominent circular turquoise pendant that rests at her collarbone. The background is a smooth, neutral gradient, keeping the focus entirely on her poised and professional presence. The overall composition is intimate and celebratory, conveying quiet strength and accomplishment while highlighting her enduring role as an inspirational figure in STEM and in women’s history.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
meme graphic showing the rear view of a silver Honda CR-V parked in a garage. Mounted on the back door is a spare tire covered with a fabric print made up of dozens of different U.S. state license plates patterned together.

Top text: "Lets see the Flock cameras try to figure this one out"
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kurt Vonnegut
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Winstar @winstar.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Waldorf: I heard the one that plays bass is called William Murderface. Statler: Well he definitely lives up to his name. Waldorf: Why do you say that? Statler: That face is certainly killing me! Oh ho hooho!
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Rae Radford @raeradford.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hopefully this works…. #BookSky
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
@justonemoreframe.bsky.social @columboscreens.bsky.social
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Rick 🗜️👊❌🏳️‍🌈♒️ @vicegripx.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Jonathan H. Liu @jonathanhliu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Got to see Coyote vs ACME yesterday and it was fantastic. Here's my Etch-a-Sketch tribute!
Etch-a-Sketch drawing of Wile E. coyote, frowning, holding up a sign, which is a pocket Etch-a-Sketch drawing that says "It's a limited number of signs"
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NM Dept. of Memes @nmdeptofmemes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
This was me the majority of my life. It was this interview with @levarburton.bsky.social which opened my eyes to the differences in lives. www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-ck...
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Burton: I put hands outside car when pulled over
YouTube video by CNN
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Karakato @karakatodzo.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Gonna need an E Tank for this... #megaman
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
What's an example of perfect casting?
On the left, Kurt Russel as Wyatt Earp in black. 
On the right, Val Kilmer as Doc Holliday in grey.
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
May be the best quote on the subject I've ever heard
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SkyCalPro | Kev @skycalpro.com · 06/09/2026
Today: Moon at Perigee — 368,228 km away. #Astronomy #Space
Moon at Perigee
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Easily top 10 NES game for me. Did you know there's a final boss with ALL the wrestlers' moves? I never made it to him as a kid, only learned it decades later as an adult. Check this one out www.youtube.com/watch?v=n3I_...
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Pro Wrestling NES Walkthrough and Moves Guide | Video Games 101
YouTube video by Video Games 101
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
A man is vacuuming while trying to make conversation with someone in another room. He is thrilled with the turning radius of the machine. A voice from the other room yells, “What?” The vacuuming man yells back, “I said this puppy’s got serious turning radius.” It’s likely he’ll continue to repeat himself over the sound of the vacuum  Artist’s note: I’m always aiming for bold and sloppy line work. We achieved that here.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
In China, robots which are also solar panels, clean the other solar panels. Original post
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Hourly Cosmos @hourlycosmos.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Jupiter in Near-Infrared - From Judy Schmidt (geckzilla.bsky.social) - flic.kr/p/FEZA33
2018 May 06: Note that the blue channel contains data collected through a red filter, not a near-infrared one. Apologies for not mentioning that in my original description.

Why do Jupiter's poles glow brightly in infrared? I can't honestly say I know why, but I like the way it is completely opposite from visible light. In visible light, the poles are darker, and the middle latitudes near the limb practically glow in blue light. The Great Red Spot is also visible as a large, salmon hued spot in this image. Jupiter is interestingly contrasty in the near-infrared FQ889N filter, which is one of the methane bands.

These data were collected by Hubble to assist in providing context for Juno data, which are so close up to the planet that the field of view relatively small, and it can be helpful to see what is going on with the rest of the planet at the same time. A variety of data were collected for this purpose, including visible, near-uv, and near-infrared.Knowing this, one begins to gain an understanding of how having robust and overlapping datasets from various observatories and probes working in tandem can greatly augment scientific research. Juno or Hubble data alone would be much less valuable. In short, it takes a village.

I thought I would get Europa in this image, but then I found out that moon was hiding in Jupiter's shadow. Io was hanging out in the corner way out of the way, and two fainter moons could also be seen. Io was saturated anyway, and the faint moons were...
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america.is.not.free @antifapatriot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
grains of table salt under an Electron Microscope 💫 #themoreyouknow #science
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Fellow #readers and #BookSky, is there a unique word for savoring the feeling of finishing a book? Just thinking about how much you liked it, enjoyed it, learned, laughed, whatever? If not can one of you smart people make us a word? #WordNerds
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
100% my issue with most movies. I love Spider-Man. I could go my whole life without another Spider-Man movie and be fine. I'd love to see a) more existing characters not yet featured in films or b) completely NEW ORIGINAL CHARACTERS! (and this goes double for video games)
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Big McLargehuge! #MST3K #MysteryScienceTheater3000
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Man you got it. Only Cage could say this and have me nod seriously like "no no, that actually makes sense..."
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James aka "Baldy" @justabaldguy.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Might actually go to a comic book store to buy this one.
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